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flodhest
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 33
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Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:56 am |
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I was looking through some emails I got from the lad shuttle, and came across one pretending to be an American. I just like the wording in this one. She introduces herself and says:
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I am lady of 29years old, I was given birth in Tottenham London. Am mixed race, my dad is a British while my mom a native of America and am the only kid of my folks. |
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Thereafter I left the guy's apartment to an hotel where I am in right now and from which I am communicating with you now. Now, I'm in need of your help, have gotten the enough money to run myself when I get to the States |
Could have fooled me! Sounds just like the way a native English speaker would write. Seriously...if they're going to pretend to be a native English speaker from the US in order to get the sympathy of Americans, like it seems, they're not going to fool much of anyone. At least pretend you're from somewhere else so your bad writing and weird phrases might be excusable. |
_________________ "This letter will definately be amazing to you because of its realistic value." - Charles Soludo
"AT FIRST I WILL LIKE TO ASSURE YOU THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% RISK TO BOTH PARTIES." - James Chi
"Like i told you before now do not make any payment to Mr B3ll0 BECAUSE right now we do not know who he is and he should be one of these internet fraud trying to take what does not belong him." |
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Beto
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 02 Jun 2007
Posts: 6
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Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:39 am |
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DrWho
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jan 2004
Posts: 5486
Location: Where ever I go, there I am
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Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:43 am |
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Am mixed race, my dad is a British while my mom a native of America |
I liked that. It is the first time I've seen British and American defined as a race.
Next will be "I was abandoned because my mother was a democrat and my father was a republican." |
_________________ "i think you people do not know whom you are talking of,i am not in any terrorist organization or planning any such of terrorist activities."
"i am not a terrorist and your america cia cna also investigate me."
"i am not a terrorist.send the shit stuff and let me get it fillied."
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DementedAngel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Jun 2005
Posts: 344
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Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:57 am |
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while my mom a native of America |
I'd be tempted to ask the lad what tribe of Native Americans, or send a reply written in one of the many American Indian languages |
_________________ "I will never forgive you for what you have done to me and my family."
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fun2scam
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Jun 2007
Posts: 100
Location: 33� 55' South 151� 17' East
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Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:04 am |
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Am mixed race, my dad is a Tory while my mom a native of Labour and am the only kid of my folks. |
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Am mixed race, my dad is a Republican while my mom a native of Democrats and am the only kid of my folks. |
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Am mixed race, my dad is a Liberal while my mom a native of Labour and am the only kid of my folks. |
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Am mixed race, my dad is a CDU while my mom a native of SPD and am the only kid of my folks. |
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Am mixed race, my dad is People's Democratic Party while my mom a native of All Nigeria Peoples Party and am the only kid of my folks. |
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_________________ you are a nigeria and i know you are a scammer/thief |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:47 am |
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Sharing family history can be fun with a lad. I like to tell them that my mom died just before I was born, and my father was kidnapped when he was six and never seen again. |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:29 am |
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Ooooh how sweet, a mugu tried to write a catcher mail all by themselves!
Soooo cute!
As with the rest of you, I love the mixed race reference! I didn't know that brits could breed with yanks... i thought their genetic code denied it! |
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4X1X9
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Sep 2006
Posts: 5905
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Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:05 am |
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I am lady of 29years old, I was given birth in Tottenham London. |
Try her/him with a bit of Cockney rhyming slang see if (s)he understands you |
_________________ I can sense tunes of unnecessary logic in your mails, meaning that you can never work with us to actualize this project no matter how we try to convince you - Mr. Chidi 0kpala
You will have to munch the statistics of the transfer so I can give to them - Mr. James Hessom Hessom
If not that you only hide behind computer and be playing prawns with us - Benny Clifford
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:26 am |
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And they say the Education system in this country is the best in the world.
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fun2scam
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Jun 2007
Posts: 100
Location: 33� 55' South 151� 17' East
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Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:58 am |
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red wrote: |
As with the rest of you, I love the mixed race reference! I didn't know that brits could breed with yanks... i thought their genetic code denied it! |
No, they can breed, and have offspring, but the offspring are not able to reproduce... mule |
_________________ you are a nigeria and i know you are a scammer/thief |
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:58 pm |
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Losst Jedi wrote: |
mom died just before I was born |
Made more hilarious when they fail to realize how off the wall it is? |
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:40 am |
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flodhest^
Like glow-worms in New Zealand, your ladette is throwing out sticky stuff to catch a vic---any vic. Saying that she is 'mixed-race' UK/USA just shows what a moron the Lad really is at trying to leave the door open to scam anyone on both sides of the pond. Situate yourself elsewhere for the bait--Mexico, Canada, Belize, Niihau.
Also interesting that while your 'ladette' had to flee to the fleas in the hotel, 'she' still has computer access. People out to kill her, but plenty of time and no qualms/shpilkas about owning a PC in a seedy room with net access |
_________________ What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
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Doctor X
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Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:09 am |
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I thought when an American and Brit mated you got a Canadian?
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_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:02 pm |
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^^^^NO NO NO,
You're thinking of American and French |
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FireWyrm
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jun 2007
Posts: 213
Location: Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:35 pm |
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Brits slumming it with colonials, whatever next... |
_________________ Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
"SCHOOLS FOR THE DEAF/DUMPS" - Frank
"I will not live long since my ailment has defiled all forms of medical treatment" - Victoria
PLEASE IGNORE ANY FURTHER MESSAGE FROM CHARLES OR WHATEVER FOR GOODNESS SAKE.!!! - FRANK AGAIN
so how do you want me to beat trust in you now??? (I think I've annoyed him - Frank again)
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Canadon Alfa
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 293
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:54 pm |
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Hahaha, I'm baiting her! |
_________________ "You will not end this life in a happy mode.." --Da Barrister
"I pray that the gorillas will not destroy the slip i.e. the customers copy." -- Div1ne Ok0ye
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icepeople
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Mar 2007
Posts: 64
Location: United States
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:02 am |
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I ran into a begger. A young lady named Jenifer claiming to be American, like your lad. She told me that she was 'stuked' in Nigeria.
This is her story. Jenifer and her Nigerian best friend went to Nigeria to visit her best friends old country, but lo and behold they got into a nasty car wreak. Her best friend died and Jenifer came close to dying herself. She ended up in the hospital. She told me that she was not only stuck in Nigeria, but was stuck in the hospital. She was not allowed to leave the hospital until she paid her bill. I thought to myself about how She begged me to help her pay her hospital bill so she could leave.
I found the whole story entertaing to say the least. I knew she was a lad since she wrote like one, saying things like 'Am stuked here' and 'You make me crying' |
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flodhest
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 33
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:16 am |
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Got this from another lad today:
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OWEVER, THIS CORRESPONDENCE IS UNOFFICIAL AND PRIVATE, AND IT SHOULD BE TREATED AS SUCH. AT FIRST I WILL LIKE TO ASSURE YOU THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% RISK TO BOTH PARTIES. |
It should be treated as unofficial and this transaction is a 100% risk? Thanks for letting me know beforehand! |
_________________ "This letter will definately be amazing to you because of its realistic value." - Charles Soludo
"AT FIRST I WILL LIKE TO ASSURE YOU THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% RISK TO BOTH PARTIES." - James Chi
"Like i told you before now do not make any payment to Mr B3ll0 BECAUSE right now we do not know who he is and he should be one of these internet fraud trying to take what does not belong him." |
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