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 Lad goes into cardiac arrest.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 4:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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SUBJ: DON'T COURSE HEART ATTACK FOR ME PLEASE

Please don't disappoint me at this final stage of this transaction, because if you do, i will have heart attack ok. You have to understand that this fund that the bank wants to transfer in your account is my last hope for now so please try all you could to see that we finalised this business ok.


If I kill him from heart failure by failing to send my WUXfer, do I get one of those little skull icons in my signature? Laughing Mr. Green

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 4:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You will need to provide proof. An IP address resolving to hell should do it Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ask him to send you a death certificate with a hand and foot prints Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm just training to be a first aider. Can I defibrillate him? Please?.... Twisted Evil Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

And no more of these petty 'hearth failures', either. Let's see the real thing! Cool

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@IMike, training on the real ones or the automatic ones? The AEDs will only do a shock on a certain heart rhythem, and as we know, these a$$ clowns have no heart anyway.... Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Set it to "unsynchronized" and shock! Shock! Shock!

Make sure you slap him for DARING to survive this latest disappointment.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Not long ago a Lad said I was killing him: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=113734.

BTW, I noticed that the last post was from YeaWhatever calling me a heartless bastard. I'm so honoured...

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@OxygenDeprived - unfortunately, it's not part of the course yet. Apparently there are plans to introduce the automatic type into workplaces & when that happens we'll get training in their use.

For the lad I was thinking more along the lines of 'Hmm these 2 wires are connected to the mains supply - where can I stick them?' Twisted Evil Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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... DON'T COURSE HEART ATTACK FOR ME PLEASE ...


Oh yes, please do! Cool
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tell him to go to McDonalds every meal and super size a big mac combo. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ That might end up being a safari. As far as I know, there isn't even one single McDonalds anywhere in Nigeria. Cool
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tell him that once the deal's done and dusted, he'll be able to afford a top-rate heart transplant, so what's his problem?

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