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justicebdone
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Oct 2005
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Location: Beaming Up
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Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:27 am |
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^^Corona^^
My ex who lost her father is happily married w/children and I was very happy to hear that she is doing so well.
The other ex, much like yours, will never be happy. She has a knack of torpedoing her own happiness. 
Me, I am still looking but, most of the time I'm happy.  |
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Son of a b**** don't you give me some s*** like you don't have 7000.00, what about the money you realized from missile you ba****** sold to the Iranians? Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
F****** d*** motherf***** if you really sent the f****** money why don't you send the f****** control number at once cos I don't really have the time to f*** around with you anymore....you messed up my own Chritsmas too. Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
If you dont know you are now the Company Police. The Annoyed Check Lad
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Jan 15, 2008 12:40 pm |
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^^Glad you are happy!
This lying cheat had the nerve to slip me his email address at the funeral yesterday.
He said, "E-mail me!" I looked at him with a big smile and said, "You know I will." 
Came home, went to garage and threw it in the wood stove.  |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:42 pm |
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You should have shared we could have baited him for you  |
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YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Jan 15, 2008 6:59 pm |
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:51 am |
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Sarah Silverman. The utter thought of this broad ever getting work sickens me. That show she did with blackface was so over the top. She is nothing more than a failed attempt at shock humor. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:10 pm |
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Oh god don't do that. I swear, I hate that woman. She is absolutely not funny whatsoever. Vagina jokes will NEVER be "in". |
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YOU ARE JUST A CHILD WHOO SIT BEHIND HIS COMPUTER MASSTERBATI NG FO HISS FAMILLY - D3nnis M4rk, my lost Safari.
JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
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themuffinlady
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Jan 2008
Posts: 25
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Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:07 pm |
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My my, I completely share your discontent for her! Not only pathetic to look at, she's pathetic to listen to.
But what's annoying me? Music. Where'd all the good music go?  |
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Peanut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 May 2007
Posts: 1143
Location: Chicago
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Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:11 pm |
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Haha - I'd actually disagree regarding Silverman. But I won't fight you on it
I wouldn't say that's "shock" humor. It's just humor that isn't "polite" -- makes it prime material. She's dating Jimmy Kimmel - I saw him perform for a Comedy Roast a few months back, and I'm sure she helped writing it (they have the same styles) and he was absolutely hilarious.
There's definitely an audience. |
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:20 pm |
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She tries to be controversial for controversy's sake, but ti just doesn't cut it. I'm sorry but the Earth would be better without her. How is "I licked my dog's ass!" funny? All she does is two-bit poop and vagina jokes. She sucks at being controversial and she doesn't send any messages out at all. And all her relationship with Jimmy Kimmel means is that if you sleep with someone, you CAN get work. |
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YOU ARE JUST A CHILD WHOO SIT BEHIND HIS COMPUTER MASSTERBATI NG FO HISS FAMILLY - D3nnis M4rk, my lost Safari.
JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
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DrSchmoo
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Joined: 04 Dec 2003
Posts: 153
Location: Australia
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Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:55 am |
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Neighbour who moaned about the alterations to our house, complained to the council even though it had already been passed but caused enough of a stink for them to send the head honcho down for a personal inspection - and then last night he's at our door trying to get us to sign approval for improvements to HIS place.
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Sat Jan 26, 2008 3:16 am |
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Here's to answering service attendants with PMS!
All the security lights were out on my building. I almost ate the steps walking up them.. I mean, who thinks to take a flashlight with them when you leave out when the sun is up? I get home and it's pitch black on the outside of the building. So I called the office to number to leave a message for the office to get maintenance on it in the morning .. I was obviously upset and the answering service cow didn't make matters any better by being a bitch to me about it. Wouldn't you be if you almost ate the steps because someone decided to snag the electric meter for the security lights to use on an empty apartment? So, I get a knock at my door.. It's maintenance..  SHE CALLED EMERGENCY MAINTENANCE AND DIDN'T TELL THEM WHY! I apologized and explained why I called and that I didn't tell her to get someone out RIGHT NOW.. But now the lights are back on. I'm getting mighty sick of the BS that this place has. Unfortunately, I'm stuck in a lease.  |
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EvilSwede
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 07 Jan 2008
Posts: 62
Location: Scandinavia
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Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:12 am |
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Post Op Complications.
If a surgery goes well, the patient should damn well LIVE!
Yeah, I know I need to pick fights that I can win. |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:42 am |
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UK NHS sucks, is a total and utter joke and some fucker needs to pay.
My wife is 3-4 months pregnant. We don't really know as they can't fit her in for a scan for another 2 weeks.
Sunday night she started spotting blood - nothing unusual but something to keep an eye on.
Monday morning, still spotting but the wrong colour. She's pretty sure she's miscarrying.
So she phones her Midwife at 9am. "Sorry. Can't do anything until you're referred by a GP". Phone the GP. "Sorry. No appointment 'til 4:30pm."
Bugger that. Give me the phone. They see her at 10:30am after an hour's wait in the surgery.
So then they refer her. Hospital is full. No beds. "For fucks sake she's having a bastard miscarriage!!!".
"Sorry. Best we can do is 5pm tomorrow".
So all fucking day, we're sitting at home knowing that she's losing the baby.
3:30am this morning, stomach cramps and labour. Waters break. Dial 999.
Operator says ambulance will be 5 minutes. It turns up 20 minutes later, in which time, my dead baby comes out while she's on the lavatory.
So finally the fuckers take her to hospital. All the ambulance man does is shake his head and say "I guess sometimes the system let's people down".
Don't tell me that fucker!!! I know it bastard well does.
It's not so much losing the baby. Shit happens. And we're young enough to try again. It's just that in a supposedly "developed" country, I don't expect my wife to have to dump her dead baby down the fucking lavatory because the NHS is "too busy".
Anyway. Rant over. For now. It's 4:30am and there's nobody awake that I can talk to. But tomorrow. Oh believe me. Some fucker's gonna pay. |
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rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
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Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:05 am |
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I'm really sorry for the miscarriage. And it really gets one pissed off to hear it had to happen that way, caused by stupid and incompetent suckers...
I'm sure next time's gonna go better. Heads up Slightly! |
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justicebdone
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Oct 2005
Posts: 679
Location: Beaming Up
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Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:48 am |
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^^Slightly^^
Thats a rant that is allowed. I am VERY sorry to hear about losing the baby. I went through that many years ago and no matter how strong a man you are, it takes your breath away to know there was nothing you could do. Stay close to your wife and use this terriable loss to make your marriage stronger. |
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Son of a b**** don't you give me some s*** like you don't have 7000.00, what about the money you realized from missile you ba****** sold to the Iranians? Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
F****** d*** motherf***** if you really sent the f****** money why don't you send the f****** control number at once cos I don't really have the time to f*** around with you anymore....you messed up my own Chritsmas too. Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
If you dont know you are now the Company Police. The Annoyed Check Lad
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thefife
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Joined: 13 Apr 2007
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Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:58 pm |
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Sorry to hear of your loss Slightly  |
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Tsnerd
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Joined: 14 Jul 2005
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Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:00 pm |
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I am so very, very sorry, Slightly. |
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Nanny Ogg
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Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:33 pm |
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Oh, Slightly, I'm so sorry for you and you wife.
My heart goes out to you both
Its SO NOT FAIR
At such astressful and emotional time to be treated like that can only add to the trauma
The NHS is a wonderful thing but streched to breaking point. My hubby works in a dept that has been whittled away by cutback til theres 2 of them doing the work of 4. Now his co worker is off sick, likely not to come back and management have decided he won't be replaced, leaving hubby without time to take hols, full lunch breaks etc
Thats my rant
Back to your problem Slighlty.
Complain long and loud. There should be a complaints ombusman but also write to your MP etc |
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irishemigrant
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Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:53 pm |
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Sorry to hear this Slightly, take care of both of you, as I know you are, |
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Corona
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Joined: 21 Sep 2006
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:03 pm |
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Im so sorry slightly. i know the pain your feeling. my daughter had a miscarriage with my wife and I's first grandchild thats bad enuff, but when a uncareing/unwilling system in involed it wakes it worse.
all the phyical and emtional pain your induring being dragged out .unfortucenly there wasnt much they can do to stop the miscarriage but they can do something so it isnt a total tramatic expereance. |
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Khaan
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Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:26 pm |
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That's awful Slightly. Like justice said, keep close to your wife. |
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PRS Girly Girl
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Joined: 06 Mar 2007
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Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:36 pm |
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Slightly. Words fail me at a time and situation like yours. Everything feels so inadequate to express my sympathy and sorrow with your loss. Be there for your wife and she'll be there for you. May peace and strength be with both of you. |
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leeuwen
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Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:01 am |
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@ Slightly:
My parents had a baby die at birth, my 'big sister' so to speak. I can only say how sorry I am and I sympathise your loss. |
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