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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The twat in 4x4 that nearly ran me over on the pavement when he decided to go off road (probably for the first time ever) as he took a shortcut because he couldn't be bothered to queue for 30 seconds at a red traffic light. What a tosser!

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The woman that parked next to me in an empty carpark while waving to her friend, and not only dented my wheel-arch when she hit me, but then didn't bother to stop and reverse, but carried on to leave a four-foot scratch across the door.

At least she was nice enough to come and find me and give me her contact details.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

people walking on pavements,why do it

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My ex-gf. arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, sucked me right back into the meat grinder just before the holidays. I am learning quickly she is a user.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 10:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 10:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

All those slow people here in HK who always stand in my way!

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Well no wonder, rootuser! It's fourth on the list of cities in the world in terms of population density! They can't get out of your way, as there is nowhere to go. hehehe Very Happy So stop your bitchin'.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 2:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I can understand it on mass-events like Chinese New Year, where people are even tunneled all into one MTR-entrance (the MTR is the subway here), then there's really no moving.
But on a normal day after work, people are always in my way. They walk so slow. It's unbelievable.

And no, I won't stop bitchin' about it... Wink It really is annoying, especially when people walk like they're drunk. You try to overtake on the left, they go left, then you try it on the right and they go right...

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 6:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@rootuser Maybe it's your magnetic personality! They are not really in your way, you are attracting them to you. Stop and converse with these lucky souls!! Very Happy And no more bitchin'. It's Christmas!

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 4:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It's not like I'm that fat that people start orbiting me like planets because I have enough gravitational pull...
But okay, enough bitchin' for now, let's enjoy Christmas.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ok, people. I've had my say. Christmas is over. Start bitchin' again. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 2:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dole bludgers (people on Welfare who won't actively look for work and just sit back and collect payments...while the rest of us work...)

Work politics. Okay, you messed up. Quit whinging, pointing fingers and backstabbing and just fix the problem okay? It can't be that hard.

And where the hell did all the great women go? They're a very rare resource in this town.... Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ok.. I have another bitch. My electricity has gone out THREE times this week. Why? Because some screwball electrician decided he was going to "fix" something after one of the meters on my building bit the dust Saturday night. I wasn't here for that, but I heard stories. Makes me very nervous.

Anyway... After someone came out and rigged the meter bank, the city turned the electric back on from the transformer (which had tripped, thankfully)..

The next day, the "electrician" "borrowed" another meter from a vacant apartment (which will affect the electric bill of the person who got the "borrowed" meter) and slapped it on there. In the process of opening the panel to "fix" the meter, he was showered with a volley of sparks. And, of course, this tripped the transformer again. City had to come back out and turn it back on..

TODAY! I don't know what this "electrician" was doing, but he tripped it AGAIN!!! So, I went to the office and asked the manager when they were going to replace the bad meters.. She told me she was already out $20,000.00 on this building's electrical problems. REALLY!? I don't see $20,000.00 worth of work being done on this building. If there was, there would be ALL NEW METERS! Wouldn't there? Rolling Eyes

I caught the guy from the power company (owned by city) and told him what I was told by the manager.. He said there was not $20,000.00 worth of work that had been done. He asked me where the "HELL" this electrician was. I think he was gonna chew him out. Laughing He told me that someone had been tripping the transformer because they are SLOPPY and grounding it with something. I said the person is lucky they aren't DEAD. Power company guy said maybe next time he would do us a favor and die. Shocked

I went out there later, and there is a nice, big, bright notice from the city on the meters. Laughing Someone's in deep doo-doo.

EDIT: I was gonna call code enforcement, but I don't think I have to now. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have a Bitch. it may only aply to me and other people in the automotive biz , BUT I have to say it . I HATE people that come in and need a part one its ok if they dont know the name of if , I can work with them on that, BUT when they dont know what kind of car they have, EI ford chevy toyota ect. or what year it is. the most common of details. I just love it when I ask what the car is and they say, this is a actual quote " I dont know but its blue, and a four doors" please for the love of god and my sanity at least know what you drive, and if you dont, take your registrtion with you, thats for the people in the US, I dont know how others countrys do it. ok ill stop ranting now.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 2:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Supermarkets that put Easter eggs on the shelves the day after boxing day Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 6:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

COUGHwalmartCOUGH

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Over slept, gotta run and can't read all of the bad behavior that takes place round here. Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

People who ask you, "So, what are your New Year's Resolutions?"
I usually reply, "What are those?" or for the ones who are more persistant, "I don't make any resolutions. I'm perfect, and always have been. You, on the other hand...hehehe"

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The Edinburgh council planners who HATE cars and make it so difficult to travel through the city, then are wasting money on installing a tram system ( causing major roadworks ) instead of improving the bus service. I was only going into town to drop someone off, not to shop, like all the other mad people at the sales.




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I usually try and but Easter eggs to put in Christmas stockings, (the wee Cadbury's creme egg ones ) It started as a joke one year, definite one upmanship in shouting Happy Easter on Christmas morning, but now they expect it
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Three funerals in 8 days! Sad

All are parents of lifetime friends. Sad

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 8:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Corona,

My thoughts are with you and your friends. Crying or Very sad Lifelong friends are the only kind to have.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Four in 10 days! Sad

This man was 77 years old, he loved his booze and always chasing wild women, ( that's what he told.) His poor wife had a long hard life with him.

Seen a lot of people I haven't seen in years, an old love at this gathering and I have to say it was a very nice to see him after all these years. He's still hot!

All of this has made me kinda numb!

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Corona,

I had the same thing happen this last Summer. An exGF's father passed on. He had left instructions that I be called and requested I be a pallbearer. I was honored and it was very nice to see my ex for the first time in about 11 years. She is still hot also.

Upon arrival home, found my latest exgf, the meatgrinder that you have may have read about here on my front porch upset that I didnt take her with me. . . we wern't dating but she couldnt take me seeing an ex. How she found out about the funeral is still a mystery to me.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Life's a bitch for him, because I picked the better man. Cool

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