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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:17 pm |
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Bitch threads really suck big time!
Any and everybody who posts in one, even to say they suck, should be banned from the internet and put to work testing high voltage live-wire connections with their tounge.
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:17 pm |
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Iwan reminded me. The new anti-smoking laws in the UK
And people who sit next to you when your outdoors smoking and moan about it. Bugger off and sit somewhere else! |
_________________ I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:26 pm |
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<br>As I can't bitch about the weather here are mine in no particular order....
Chavs; speeding motorists in big FO 4x4 cars on mobiles; muppets in pubs on mobile phones that shout -err, excuse me this is 21st century technology, not two tin cans tied together with apiece of string and we don't all want to know thatyou are in the pub/on the train etc; people that try to run me over on the footpath riding push bikes; litter; bad service; dog shit - not the dogs fault; watch this space.... |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:32 pm |
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Don't think I've mentioned my biggest bitch: Speed Humps/Bumps
You're happily cruising around at 100MPH, you see the ruddy great thing in the middle of the road. You hit the brakes but not in time, thus initiating the following:
1. The brake discs wear down.
2. The tyres blowout.
3. The underside of the vehicle scrapes the bump.
4. The suspension snaps from the impact.
I think I should get a 4X4
Next biggest:
Global Warming. My opinion: It's gonna happen anyway, the Governments are just using it to get more taxes I don't think humans are to blame, it's just a natural global phase.
And the next:
The fact that Britain is the most monitored country in the world! I don't want my e-mails read or my phone calls listened into, thanks very much. |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:37 pm |
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Halifax adverts. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:58 pm |
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^^^^ |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Pachanga
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Posts: 3551
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:59 pm |
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Cancer. |
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Lome, Togo to Bouake, Ivory Coast
Lagos to Abuja
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remmy223
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Jun 2006
Posts: 1734
Location: butt f*** middle of nowhwere
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:08 pm |
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slow broadband connections
call centres not in the UK
tv repeats |
_________________ x 356
bike shop
you are bauitfull i will show the picture to my kid
Death man walking.
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Luther Blissett
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Sep 2005
Posts: 1029
Location: Watford, Middle East
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:30 pm |
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All what Iwan Zukmiov said minus the bicycle light thing because I don't have a bike.
Plus, let's see... Microsoft Office 2007 and the fact that Word still does not manage to stick on "English UK" as spell-checker standard, even though I selected it already 5+ times. "Do you want to make this the default?" Too, f%^&*($ right I do you stupid piece of software programmer's brain f%^&!
The fact that my work gave me a friggin Alfa as company car. Nobody over here drives an Alfa, because the air-conditioning in Alfas sucks and it's 50 degrees in it during the day these days and takes half an hour to cool down. By that time I'm at work, cheers!
It also takes the stupid dealer 3 month to get a replacement windscreen wiper. Just get me a Toyota Corolla next time, boss!
The fact that my boss doesn't have the slightest understanding of interior design. People who use the "10 items or less" check-out isle in the supermarket, but have a trolley full of items with them.
People who write or speak in textmessage language....
There's probably more, but I can always post it in the PWT thread, where all this really belongs IMHO |
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Dirteh Sanchez
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Sep 2004
Posts: 1470
Location: Under Parliament somewhere...
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:47 pm |
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BMW & Merc drivers who can afford the fancy car but can't seem to afford even a bluetooth headset.
Tailgaters.
Motorcyclists who invent a third lane in a traffic jam.
Cops who hide behind sign posts and trees with speed cameras.
Rain, constant bloody Rain.
Tractors.
DFS 'Sales', yeah right ...
The Daily Express and its constant Diana whinging.
Big Brother.
Gillian McKeith. |
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remmy223
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Jun 2006
Posts: 1734
Location: butt f*** middle of nowhwere
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:05 pm |
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women drivers who cant park
tax
tax
and even more tax |
_________________ x 356
bike shop
you are bauitfull i will show the picture to my kid
Death man walking.
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:09 pm |
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Men who use cliche expressions like "women drivers"
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Eight
Retired Moderator
Joined: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 8710
Location: UK
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:15 pm |
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:32 pm |
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Apologies, Eight, I never ment to cause offence to anyone |
_________________ CAN VISA BE GIVING IN THE PLANE? YOUR QUEEN ELIZABETH CAN NOT TAKE VISA IN THE PLANE,TALKLESS OF YOU - WILLIAM PAUL
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Wulugu or Bust Safari- Lagos, Nigeria to Paga, Ghana and Tokwari, Ghana X2-3800mi. "I'm leaving this bullshit area"
- Accra to Cotonou - 430 miles
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guymannemisis
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 168
Location: US/UK
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:37 pm |
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My 11 month old grandaughters sperm donor who gets away with paying $150 a month to support her.
The check out clerks at the grocery store that belittle my daughter because she's now having to use food stamps for herself and child. They should walk a mile in her shoes...
No wonder I've got grey hair, wrinkles and a ber drinking habit. |
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:39 pm |
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My wife suddenly having me served with papers while she and her parents are there at the house.
Then later seeing her at a guy's (she works with) apartment on my birthday.
Edit: Forgot to add: Discs in my neck that decide to herniate and cause me pain down my right shoulder blade, but thanks for Lortab. |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 10:11 pm |
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People making outrageous claims like they invented the question mark. |
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YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 10:27 pm |
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^^
People that tease me about the fact that I was clever enough to invent the internet, but not smart enough to collect royalties from it. |
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remmy223
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Jun 2006
Posts: 1734
Location: butt f*** middle of nowhwere
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:04 pm |
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@slayerfaith
all the women drivers who cant park their cars at the school were i pick my children up.
sorry for the imprecise remark |
_________________ x 356
bike shop
you are bauitfull i will show the picture to my kid
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:07 am |
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Companies that guarantee things and then don't deliver
Snotty women in shiny, never been off tarmac in it's life, 4x4's with bullbars
Calling a company, wanting to speak to a person, being asked to press 1, 7, 9, then 6, after half an hour, you might think you're getting somewhere then the automated voice says 'Thankyou for calling 'whatever company' we have a high number of calls at the moment, please try later...' Beep.
Trying to ring the local bank branch and being redirected to a call centre in India where the person on the other end of the phone has no idea what I"m talking about.
Sperm doners who have never paid maintenance, never bothered to go out of their way to see their child, never sent a birthday/Christmas present, constantly causes hassle and then bitch that it's your fault the child doesn't like him when grown up
Wow, that feels better! |
_________________ Do not be sceptical be pessimistic - Lotto scam.
I just don't know how to express the gravy of my happiness. - Barrister M Abd0lla
you nose i have been away in the middly east. -Ali Al1
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
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Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:16 am |
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remmy223 wrote: |
slow broadband connections
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You should see Australia's connections as slow as it gets...bloody government.. |
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The Terminator
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 May 2006
Posts: 631
Location: Lurking In Shadows
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Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:07 am |
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kleindoofy wrote: |
Bitch threads really suck big time! Any and everybody who posts in one,
even to say they suck, should be banned from the internet and put to
work testing high voltage live-wire connections with their tounge |
Great idea for new television reality show ....
Actually sometimes life is a bitch - sometimes you marry one .... |
_________________ Why do you waste mi time, I have all the time in the world .... Barrister Mohammad
I want to assure you that this transaction is legal, I have contacted my attorney and also
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x4 - Number of lads presenting me forged police documents
I want a rose ....
Don't be sad, here's a rose for you-lotta ....
Thank You Lotta - I Shall Cherish It Forever .... |
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Puq
Queen of the pussycats
Joined: 09 Jun 2005
Posts: 174
Location: UK
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Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:21 am |
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Repeat after repeat after repeat of C.S.I. on Channel 5 and Living. |
_________________ FUCK U, FUCK UR PAPA FUCK YA MAMA!SAY THANKS ,IDIOT.i have told u not to bother me aagain or have i not.....foolish idiot.I have another person that will help us do this and it is non of YA FUCKING BUSINESS.ASS HOLE. |
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:37 am |
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I hate those more than,,, no wait, thats not it. OH WAIT, how about the, no nevermind,................. I know, the ones that , no those are great actually, I guess the only thing that pisses me off are the people that can't, no that isn't it either.
I KNOW, indecisive people! That's what I hate. well, I guess they aren't that bad, mostly.
I don't know. Just put me down for whatever you all think. |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:51 am |
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Oohh....I forgot...
Drunk drivers
And these bastards:http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=114729 |
_________________ Do not be sceptical be pessimistic - Lotto scam.
I just don't know how to express the gravy of my happiness. - Barrister M Abd0lla
you nose i have been away in the middly east. -Ali Al1
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