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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Bitch threads really suck big time!

Any and everybody who posts in one, even to say they suck, should be banned from the internet and put to work testing high voltage live-wire connections with their tounge. Evil or Very Mad


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Iwan reminded me. The new anti-smoking laws in the UK Evil or Very Mad
And people who sit next to you when your outdoors smoking and moan about it. Bugger off and sit somewhere else!

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

<br>As I can't bitch about the weather here are mine in no particular order....

Chavs; speeding motorists in big FO 4x4 cars on mobiles; muppets in pubs on mobile phones that shout -err, excuse me this is 21st century technology, not two tin cans tied together with apiece of string and we don't all want to know thatyou are in the pub/on the train etc; people that try to run me over on the footpath riding push bikes; litter; bad service; dog shit - not the dogs fault; watch this space.... Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't think I've mentioned my biggest bitch: Speed Humps/Bumps Evil or Very Mad

You're happily cruising around at 100MPH, you see the ruddy great thing in the middle of the road. You hit the brakes but not in time, thus initiating the following:

1. The brake discs wear down.
2. The tyres blowout.
3. The underside of the vehicle scrapes the bump.
4. The suspension snaps from the impact.

I think I should get a 4X4 Very Happy

Next biggest:

Global Warming. My opinion: It's gonna happen anyway, the Governments are just using it to get more taxes Evil or Very Mad I don't think humans are to blame, it's just a natural global phase.

And the next:

The fact that Britain is the most monitored country in the world! I don't want my e-mails read or my phone calls listened into, thanks very much.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Cancer.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

slow broadband connections
call centres not in the UK
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

All what Iwan Zukmiov said minus the bicycle light thing because I don't have a bike.

Plus, let's see... Microsoft Office 2007 and the fact that Word still does not manage to stick on "English UK" as spell-checker standard, even though I selected it already 5+ times. "Do you want to make this the default?" Too, f%^&*($ right I do you stupid piece of software programmer's brain f%^&!

The fact that my work gave me a friggin Alfa as company car. Nobody over here drives an Alfa, because the air-conditioning in Alfas sucks and it's 50 degrees in it during the day these days and takes half an hour to cool down. By that time I'm at work, cheers!
It also takes the stupid dealer 3 month to get a replacement windscreen wiper. Just get me a Toyota Corolla next time, boss!

The fact that my boss doesn't have the slightest understanding of interior design. People who use the "10 items or less" check-out isle in the supermarket, but have a trolley full of items with them.
People who write or speak in textmessage language....

There's probably more, but I can always post it in the PWT thread, where all this really belongs IMHO Razz

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

BMW & Merc drivers who can afford the fancy car but can't seem to afford even a bluetooth headset.

Tailgaters.

Motorcyclists who invent a third lane in a traffic jam.

Cops who hide behind sign posts and trees with speed cameras.

Rain, constant bloody Rain.

Tractors.

DFS 'Sales', yeah right ...

The Daily Express and its constant Diana whinging.

Big Brother.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

women drivers who cant park
tax

tax

and even more tax

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Men who use cliche expressions like "women drivers" Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Religious and political rants on a board where both are banned. Sad Take it somewhere else, please.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Apologies, Eight, I never ment to cause offence to anyone Embarassed

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My 11 month old grandaughters sperm donor who gets away with paying $150 a month to support her. Evil or Very Mad
The check out clerks at the grocery store that belittle my daughter because she's now having to use food stamps for herself and child. Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad They should walk a mile in her shoes...
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My wife suddenly having me served with papers while she and her parents are there at the house.

Then later seeing her at a guy's (she works with) apartment on my birthday.

Edit: Forgot to add: Discs in my neck that decide to herniate and cause me pain down my right shoulder blade, but thanks for Lortab.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 10:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

People making outrageous claims like they invented the question mark.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 10:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@slayerfaith
all the women drivers who cant park their cars at the school were i pick my children up.
sorry for the imprecise remark

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Companies that guarantee things and then don't deliver Evil or Very Mad

Snotty women in shiny, never been off tarmac in it's life, 4x4's with bullbars Evil or Very Mad

Calling a company, wanting to speak to a person, being asked to press 1, 7, 9, then 6, after half an hour, you might think you're getting somewhere then the automated voice says 'Thankyou for calling 'whatever company' we have a high number of calls at the moment, please try later...' Beep. Evil or Very Mad

Trying to ring the local bank branch and being redirected to a call centre in India where the person on the other end of the phone has no idea what I"m talking about. Evil or Very Mad

Sperm doners who have never paid maintenance, never bothered to go out of their way to see their child, never sent a birthday/Christmas present, constantly causes hassle and then bitch that it's your fault the child doesn't like him when grown up Evil or Very Mad


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

remmy223 wrote:
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You should see Australia's connections as slow as it gets...bloody government..

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

kleindoofy wrote:
Bitch threads really suck big time! Any and everybody who posts in one,
even to say they suck, should be banned from the internet and put to
work testing high voltage live-wire connections with their tounge

Great idea for new television reality show .... Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Repeat after repeat after repeat of C.S.I. on Channel 5 and Living. Thumbs down

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I hate those more than,,, no wait, thats not it. OH WAIT, how about the, no nevermind,................. I know, the ones that , no those are great actually, I guess the only thing that pisses me off are the people that can't, no that isn't it either.

I KNOW, indecisive people! That's what I hate. well, I guess they aren't that bad, mostly.

I don't know. Just put me down for whatever you all think.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oohh....I forgot...

Drunk drivers Evil or Very Mad

And these bastards:http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=114729

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