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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ They weren't insured under the hire agreement?
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

they don't have insurance. they used to 7 dollars a day, but people just took them and didn't come back Sad Same as rebel sports and a lot of other sport hiring companies

I just had really bad luck Sad

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Spammers that shove junk through my letterbox are bad. But the ones that don't push it right through, thus advertising the fact no one is at home are worse.

Their rubbish fills my recycling bin in about four days. Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ That sucks dude.
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Tommo Shanter
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

<br>Some other stuff that annoys me...

1. People who use the word 'retarded' on this and other forums when they actually mean 'thieves' and 'vagabonds'.
2. Litterers
3. People in shops who continue using their mobile phones whilst the salesperson is trying to do their job and serve them. Especially when they are in front of me in the Q.
3. People who think they are better than they are, for no obvious reason, apart from the fact they have their head stuck so far up their jacksie they don't know if the sun is shining out of it or not.
4. Manchester United.
5. The UK National Lottery show on TV on a Saturday night. Just give us the friggin' numbers you fat smug Irish b*stard!
6. Tattoos on dogs
7. Any advert for debt consolidation on uktvliving.
8. The woman who lives round the corner who works in my local post office. [see 3. above]
9. People who think they are funny and don't realise they aren't. Ricky Gervais. Noooo!!!!!
10. Chefs that don't swear.
11. Rain.
12. Kate Moss and Pete Doherty. Two small wastes of space.
13. Bad manners.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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14. Katie and Pete.

I'm guessing Tommo! Laughing

I have to disagree about "13. Bad Manners". Lip Up Fatty was a classic. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^The second word of my Bad manners wasn't capitalised. However, I'm not going to Buster Bloodvessel over it. The man is a former shadow of his self. His tongue is just as big though.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I hardly ever bitch. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

1. Headline writers that don't know the difference between the meaning of "soldier" and "troop" (a group of soldiers). What do you mean "8 troops died this weekend." 8 groups of soldiers? No, you mean 8 soldiers, individuals with lives and families. Use the right word, dammit.

2. Those people who feel the need to talk on the phone or text message during any activity, including those that SHOULD require concentration. That means the idiot driving the stretch limo off the ferry who almost hit the stalled bus, and the guy text messaging while carrying an enormous box on a crowded sidewalk (although he did get a shock when the box got caught on the overpass and tripped him up, Twisted Evil ).

3. That guy walking around downtown with his shirt off and his colostomy tube showing. puke I mean dude, sorry you needed the surgery, but give us a break.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

People who are trying to find themselves.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Bar staff that steadfastly refuse to make eye contact and acknowledge your existence when you are waiting to be served in a crowded bar.
But then serve the nearest person to where they happen to be standing, even though that person only just walked up to the bar
after you've been waiting for what seems like an eternity. Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sales people who answer the phone instead of continuing the sale infront of them. I'm in the shop!! I have my money out!! Why is the person on the phone more important??!

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 9:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

People who spend 10 minutes pratting around at an ATM trying to decide which button they should press & then walk away leaving their money in the slot!

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

<br>Some more...

1. People who use the word 'decimated' to indicate mass destruction, when it actually means 'one in ten'
2. People in cars who wave at me as they drive by and I don't know who they are and they don't stop to give me a lift.
3. People who leave their shopping lists in supermarket baskets/trolleys. We don't all want to know what a sad and lonely existence you lead, and how crap your spelling is.
4. Joss sticks.
5. Lenny Henry. Please retire. You are not funny. Oh, sorry, I thought you already had retired.
6. Ricky Gervais [ see 5. above]
7. Hairy Potter
8. My bank when they ring me up because my account has been inactive for X months and ask me if I'm still alive.
9. Cats that use my garden as a toilet. How who you like it, if I came round and crapped on your lawn?

I'm feeling happy today. I only managed to get to 9, instead of my usual 13.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

iMike wrote:
People who spend 10 minutes pratting around at an ATM trying to decide which button they should press & then walk away leaving their money in the slot!


You're complaining. If that ever happened to the person in front of me, I'd keep quiet. All I get is bloody idiots who can't make their mind up. Pull their card out and then pop a different card in and the whole thing starts again.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Today, my bitch is the tax office. I lodged my return at 8pm on saturday the 30th. My lodgment receipt was 120. One Hundred and Freaking Twenty! I am surprised enough that 119 other people managed to download the software and get theirs all done before me. They must all be ato employee's too.

Yet, despite my prompt lodgment, apparently, they still need to take the whole freaking 14 days to do that 120, when they do literally THOUSANDS in 14 days. Whats with that Crap? Why hold onto it for no damn good reason except to make their "Up to 14 days" look reasonable.

I worked for the tools, I KNOW that the 14 days deal is because they get millions of these darn things lodged in a 4 month period. They need it to cope with THAT demand. 120 is not THAT many to get through when technically, they have to go through in excess of 100,000 a day for FOUR MONTHS! (four very stressful, very busy, very suicidal months!)

Grrrrrrr - just do it already.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 4:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Dionysus - I work for a bank. We have other ways of stealing your money! Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Like I said, I hardly ever bitch. Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hypocrites.

He knows who he is.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ people who out hypocrites.

you promised you wouldn't tell! Sad

I have much rage directed as people who spend all day whingeing, surely there are more productive things to do than bitching about how crap your life is (of course that doesn't apply to anyone in here! Just a general observation as I listen to a woman rant about how her life is crap because she hates everything).

Oh and old blokes who get their kit of at the gym and block me from getting to the lockers... I mean come on!
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I am going to ditto Red right now.

Arent they just the most depressing people in the world?!?!?
And they wonder why we are busy when they call..... Ugh.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Except perhaps your pants.

Woke up one morning in a half finished building site somewhere in the suburbs minus pants. Can't remember how... but I'm sure I was happy... or sad... one of the two, either way, the point is that people should wear belts with locks on them.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Those annoying voice overs in ads, trying to make the show seem more exciting but just makes it look ridiculous, no-one cares about what happens on Big Brother all the contests are extremely stupid, have no personality and would do anything the producers tell them Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@XPS1710

Pessimists are never disappointed. Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Some more...

1. Big Brother's Little Brother
2. Little Brother's Big Brother
3. Little Brother's Big Brother's chav sister
4. Davina McCall, especially in the shampoo advert.
5. Davina McCall in anything else.
6. Shampoo and skin care adverts that use big ingredient words that their target audience haven't got a clue what they mean, but can charge you 40 for the product.
7. Scented candles. If I want to set fire to the curtains I will use a lighter
8. Net curtains. [see7. above]
9. Suicide bombers. I don't have a problem with you blowing yourself up in the privacy of your own home with your slippers and a nice cup of cocoa, but doing it in public is a bit tacky and sooo 2005 and also Allah is fast running out of virgins.
10. Whingers! Laughing

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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
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