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DeaconBlue
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 4
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Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:22 pm |
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hello all.
Apparently My Lad is interested in a small donation from Our Lady of the Screaming Virgin run by Mr Jerry Fallwell.
I'll keep you all up to date. trying to get this Lad to baptize himself properly. (its only fair) I do hope he doesn't get eaten by a croc getting right with the Lord.
This is my first attempt so be kind 
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:39 am |
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Welcome DB.
Don't push the lad to quickly it might scare him off. Take it slowly, frustrate him, dangle money in front of him, and then explain the rules of the church to him.
If you haven't already, sign up for a mentor. Their assistance is brilliant.
Bait sticky, read the safety's and have fun.  |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:53 am |
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Hi Deacon;
Jeltz has some good points there. But if you scare off your mugu, don't worry. There is an endless supply of them, so never forget who is in charge. And welcome aboard!
@Jeltz: Bait sticky.... can I use that line? |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:14 am |
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LJ, I don't see why not, I nicked from someone else on here (sorry whoever used it first)  |
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:39 pm |
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deaconblue--welcome aboard--
PVJ and Losst said it right--and let me add that now that the bloviated Jerry Falwell you cite is now not only dead, but really most sincerely dead--say halleluyah!--you should steer clear of actually providing REAL names of the-famous/infamous-recently-deceased that the lads might actually do a google search on. They do look it up, occasionally.. Consult the Maitland handbook. |
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What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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sellingrich
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Oct 2006
Posts: 247
Location: Far East LA
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 4:34 am |
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"steer clear of actually providing REAL names of the-famous/infamous-recently-deceased"
Mix 'em up like they do... "Jerry Swaggert" or "Jimmy Fey Tammy" Lots of first names strung together, or 2 last names works well. |
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"Bastard! That's what you really are,I have taken your insults for too long son of a bitch!"
"I am in receipt of your email, but the contents beat my imagination."
"May your anuse turn back." Joe Morengi
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 4:42 am |
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@ Deacon
Whats wrong with Donald Fagen. Thats a nice name. Maybe you could throw in a couple of associates like Walt Becker or Keith Carlock
Have fun. |
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