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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 12:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

True story:

About a month ago I was in a local tattoo parlour (don't ask!), and whilst there I got talking to a guy called Darren. I had never met the guy before.

About a week later, I bought an item from a eBay seller, and noticed in his profile that he lived in my area, so I arranged to go and pick up my auction win from his place. You guessed it, it was Darren.

Yesterday a friend of my turned up at the house to return some PC equipment I had loaned to him and asked if I'd help out setting up a small home network for friend of his. You guessed it....!



I'm worried about booking my vasectomy now Smile

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 12:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Bait him from another email address......oh wait, sorry -- stock response.

That's very odd. Maybe he has a twin?!

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 12:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm sure many of your tatooed lads would be more then happy for Darren to perform said operation Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 12:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

JMRazor wrote:
Maybe he has a twin?!


That's called Anthony?

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 12:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

shiver metimbers wrote:
I'm worried about booking my vasectomy now Smile


... poor Darren

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 12:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't believe in coincidences, ,,,, run shiver run,,,,the mugus have sent NERRAD to rub you out Shocked Shocked

I googled nerrad and he is real killer Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

<br>Life is full of spooky coincidences and serendipity

A few years ago my girlfriend of the time lost a ring whilst we were 'admiring the view' at a local reservoir. As I can't swim I could do bugger all to retreive it.

Well bugger me, three years later there I was running her a nice romantic candle lit bath and you'll never guess what came out of the tap..........












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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

shiver metimbers wrote:
Weird coincidences?


Coincidence?

I think not. Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe it's actually triplets... Shocked


OR some sort of cloning that we have not yet been told about... Laughing


OR some droid (like Clone Wars) type of incident that escaped. Of course the clones have the ability to communicate with each other so they share a database of experiences. Confused

OR they could be aliens that all look the same to us... :yikes:


Where is that tinfoil?

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ok, Shiver, I will post my own weird coincidence - At one point when I was in college I did not have a car. I needed a ride home for the weekend. Checking around, I learned that some complete stranger, a student at a nursing school across town, might be going my way on the weekend in question.

I got hold of a phone number, and called. I did not know it at the time, but the number I was calling was a hall phone in a dormitory. A voice answered. I same "May I please speak to Jane Doe?". The voice on the other end of the line said "would you please repeat that?" So I repeated it. Then the voice identified me by name, having recognized me from my voice.

It turned out that it was a girl I had known in high school, who had gone to college about 1,000 miles away. She was driving through town, stopped at the nursing school to say hello to a friend, the phone rang in the hall, she answered it and - - well, you get the idea.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

There is no such thing as coincidence. Darren is part of your destiny and you need to embrace him Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yesterday I was playing Yahtzee with my mum. For those who don't know the game it's played with 5 dice. Each player can throw these dice 3 times to try and obtain certain combinations. You write down the score for each turn and in the end add them up : highest score wins.
At a certain point I needed to throw 5 sixes or otherwise I'd be certain to lose. I throw 2 sixes and the rest is crap. As I pick up the three crap dice I say to my mum : "let's see if I can throw three more then huh?", and with my second throw I throw 3 sixes !
My mum then picks up the 5 dice and proceeds to do exactly the same (2 sixes in the first throw, and 3 sixes with the remaining 3 dice) !!!
Couldn't get any stranger? You bet it can!
I pick up the five dice and throw 5 sixes in one go (at this point I'm checking the alcohol content of the bottle I'm drinking).
My mum then pick up the five dice and throws...... 5 sixes in one go.
Sure like to know what the odds are on that happening again.
Should I head off for Las Vegas?

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^That's what you get when you play with loaded dice Laughing

Ps> The probability of it happening again is exactly the same as it would be had it never happened before.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Years ago my Mum was playing bridge and the four ladies at the table got a little suspicious at the bidding. So they showed their hands and each had a hand containing one complete suit - one had all hearts, one had all diamonds, one had all spades and the other had the rest!

Anyway Shiver, asuming that no more people have left Manchester than have arrived since the 2001 census, the chance of meeting Darren in the tattoo parlour was one in 2,500,000.

There is the same chance of him being the local vendor of the inflatable doll you purchased on e-bay, and the same chance of him being the computer challenged friend of a friend.

So the chance of his being the same person in all three instances was one in ummmmm .... 2.5 times 2.5 times 2.5 times one million million million, ahhhhhh 1.56 x 10 ^19

However that is the exact same chance of you having met any three people from Manchester in those circumstances, so no coincidence at all, just incredibly large odds.

Why don't you buy a Spanish Lottery ticket from him? I bet that'd increase your chances of winning it.

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When I was a student I shared a pretty run down house/squat in my uni town in the UK with a group of other students/bums. Hey, it was cheap OK? Happy days. Jump forward 25 years and I was in a Melbourne cafe and got chatting with the (Aussie) waitress who heard my British accent and said that she'd been living in the UK for the last 3 years with her British boyfriend. Nothing unusual about that. She then told me her boyfriend was a builder and they'd been living in a house which they renovated and sold before coming to Oz. Guess which house? Shocked

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

When I first left the butplug (Small persons biological father) I lived in a flat that I loved. I then got a good job and bought a place of my own.
Back in the UK, this time around, I was showing small person (Now not so small) the place we lived in when I first left butplug. I saw records in the wondow. Turns out, it's now rented by a DJ I worked with 20 years ago.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@It wasn't me : sure the chances of something like that are the same (I know that even though I slept through class Laughing ), but it's just fun when it happens... although... : here in Belgium the winning numbers of last weekends lottery were 20 - 21 - 22 - 23 - 24 - 42 (spoilsport!)
When we usually have 1-2 or maybe 3 winners (or none!), this time there were 22.
Each got about 48.000 Euro's (not bad of course, but still nothing like the 1 million they probably thought they'd won Razz )
It seems that many people think that unusual sequences will win them more money because they assume that no one else will think of this...
Some people might call these people greedy, but I don't : after all, why do people play the lottery? Everyone who plays hopes to win the big one...
I rather think they are stupid : if I can think of something I'm assuming that other people can as well, so why try a sepcial 'playing mode' that other people can use?
And they're also forgetful : in 1996 one winning combination was 13 - 14 - 15 - 17 - 18 - 19... : 67 people thought no one would have filled in these numbers.. that week the 1.250.000 Euro jackpot was shared and each went home with a whopping 18.785 Euro Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hmm that is odd, alhough youve now got me thinking of "Lad Vasectomy" as part of my current bait...

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