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Jervis Tetch
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Joined: 05 Feb 2007
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Greetings to all baiters from Oz.,

I backpacked in 1989 from Cairns down to Melbo. I luv the Lucky Country & people, and always have a place in my heart for Oz baiters such as the impudent sassy goth eliza d.. Cool

In any event, my point here for the newbs and uninformed is to show a link to a Melbo baiting genius at
http://sweetchillisauce.com/
And while it seems he has retired from baiting, his stuff is classic, inspiring, and also damn funny!

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What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It's true - you do get a better class of baiter in Melbourne Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Jervis, have you been drinking again? Laughing

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Jervis Tetch
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

hi-Blz^

Uhh--no--hic. I'm barely old enough to purchase the demon spirits. The ears work against me in liquor stores, bunnies are associated with the young, the restless, and the vulnerable. Laughing

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What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Gnasher wrote:
It's true - you do get a better class of baiter in Melbourne Wink



What Sydney is beettteeer Razz Though we never did get on the Australian monopoly set, I dont think any of us bothered to vote...

Good stuff at that site though..

Have you ever tried to push a giant ball of wool in Melbourne, I hear its quite difficult Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Have you ever tried to push a giant ball of wool in Melbourne, I hear its quite difficult


Only if you're a Chaser.

The rest are used to it and do it daily Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Damn southeners

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Damn southeners

Yous're all damn Southerners, ay Cool (unless you come from Cooktown or Thursday Island, anyway).

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Jervis Tetch
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi Wright-B^

Let us not forget Tristan Dacunha, the most remote outpost in the world--also more southern than anyone except those at the SoPole--who are also net-connected.. Even Pitcairn can be contacted, ferchrissakes. So I always chastize my lads for any crap excuses they give me on 'net availibility'.

And they are online---website is www.tristandc.com and worth a look. Ratting Day sounds like the Simpsons 'Whacking Day' ep.

Makes me larf at the prospect of a Lad traveling THERE to finalize a scam!

cheerz--jervis tetch/ mad hatter

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What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
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Nelsonsbattle
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Joined: 16 Jun 2004
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wright, it took me years to realise that FNQ stood for Far North Queensland!!!

I thought the "F" stood for the universal adjective.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Like the F in JAFA ? Laughing

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Jervis Tetch
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi Nelsons^

Yeah, Qld does get a bad rep/rap. The Rodney Dangerfield of OZ. They probably still don't have a bank in Kuranda, but net access nowadays no doubt. And that is food for thought--

My only problem with Oz in 7 weeks time was trying to find a place to eat a meal after 6pm in central Brisbane. Or something to do in Canberra at 5pm on a Friday nite other than figure out a way to get myself to St. Kilda as fast as possible! LOL!


gday---jervis

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What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei
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Dark Spirit
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oz land????? nope , not familar with that one is it anywhere near that wonderful continent called New Zealand Wink

and if the people in Oz land are ozzies
are people from New Zealand called new Zeezies Wink

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Jervis Tetch
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi dark^

A gal I went to public school with in Brooklyn NY named JoEllen many moons ago is now a Rabbi in Wellington NZ---amazing how things turn out. Via the net we occasionally keep in touch nostalgically. And I thank Bill G on that.

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What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei
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Gnasher
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dark Spirit wrote:

and if the people in Oz land are ozzies
are people from New Zealand called new Zeezies Wink


Americans say "Arse-sies". Crikey! Shocked

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"you have to pay because he need to submit this form to the Federal Ministry Of Fancies" Barrister John/Mike/Richard Okeke
"they are in deed the swinders rotating about in the net and searching for whom they will stylishly defraud your belongings" A. Moron
"Please pray harder for God to guide and protect us during our travelling because flight airplane i observe is a very big risky" Abdul Karibu
"WE DOESN'T LIKE HOW DISOBIDIENT YOU ARE!" Coco Law Chambers
"BE INFORMED THAT YOU WILL INCUR DUMMERAGE AFTER 9 DAYS FROM TODAY" Burkina Faso Air Secure Air Service.\
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Jervis Tetch
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi Gnasher and Dark^

Not my original intent to instigate a roo-kiwi-yank clash. But it is interesting to view. I'm outta this on that.

cheerz--jervis t

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What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Na were all friends aren't we...

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SafariSafariSafari Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
SafariSafari Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell Rolling Eyes ) "we are dieing here"

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Dark Spirit
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hey Jervis,,

I don't think anyone here is that way inclined to take a little humor in a bad way, we are all people at the end of the day,,, and don't forget that you and I are still twins too, castor and pollox Wink

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God himself wii judge you for trying to delay and make someones life a waste, Mother felicia, April 30th 2007
Thanks very much for fooling me ok and i dont have any other thing to say, Helimina Bright, May 1st 2007
Pleasantly, that we have understanding and continue intercourse, Elena USSR vlad, May 1st 2007
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Jervis Tetch
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi dark^

And as Gemini slowly dissolves into a case of Crabs here on June 22..

Interestingly, speaking on astrological terms, the lads almost never bring the subject up except for this one mugu in Burkina Faso at the ADB who always finds it most important to add in his zodiac sign [whatever one he chooses] in his official bio. As if THAT truly matters. LOL!

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What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei
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Dark Spirit
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

never had a case of crabs, well not yet but there's always hope, her sister Twisted Evil

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God himself wii judge you for trying to delay and make someones life a waste, Mother felicia, April 30th 2007
Thanks very much for fooling me ok and i dont have any other thing to say, Helimina Bright, May 1st 2007
Pleasantly, that we have understanding and continue intercourse, Elena USSR vlad, May 1st 2007
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