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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry I missed that Smile I guess all those ponies you gave yourself made me loose focus. Your buddy, the former cop, he doesnít think your idea is a bit bat shit crazy? Not that it will happen or anything.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Nope. I think he is the most excited about it actually. Haha ok now I want this guy to show up just so I can prove you guys wrong! Smile

Should I have him re-state the parameters of his deal and give them to me in writing? I want to have hard evidence that this guy is a scammer, whats the best way to do that? I still dont know what the hell those ponies are.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

ThePunisher wrote:
Haha ok now I want this guy to show up just so I can prove you guys wrong!

Yes and I want to nail Halle Barry. Best of luck to us both. Although, I think my chances are much better then yours Laughing
ThePunisher wrote:
I think he is the most excited about it actually

Iím sorry but if your former cop buddy canít see how likely this can go very wrong then that would explain why he is former LEO. Out of the hundreds of cops I know, none of them would involve themselves in something like what you have planned. Maybe he knows itís not going to happen and is jacking with you, like you are jacking with us.
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I still dont know what the hell those ponies are


Mod gives out the ponies. You are not supposed to give them to yourself. TS explained this to you already.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Just woke up and read this thread. Voting prank or lunacy.

Also a part of me thinks that stringing a scammer along for one week is not enough to make him do anything. Hell, I usually get my forms after the the third week, and I have never actually received a signed picture. The only bait I have at the moment that "has an ever so slight chance of turning into a safari" is over two months old.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ThePunisher story is sooooo full of holes I donít even know where to begin Confused

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh, so it is a prank. I can see. How clever and cunning. Nice try old chap, the ponies gave you away.

"lol". Next.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

ThePunisher wrote:
Dont get me wrong, I'm not trying to sound all macho-tough guy here


That goes without saying.

I've never seen anybody on this board who rightfully deserved pink ponies as much as you did! I would even say pink ponies were invented for types like you. Welcome to 419Eater, we're all happy to have you aboard, even if some of the comments in this thread come across a bit doubting. I believe in new ideas, unconventional thinking and great aspirations. Make sure you don't disappoint me! Pretty Rose




PS: What happened to boys wanting to become astronauts or fire-fighters? Confused

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

DuraLex wrote:
"lol". Next.


I'll singlehandedly put an end to 419 scams, famine and poverty.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm not going to really say whether this will work or not, or if it's as incredibly dangerous as I think it is...but I DO wish I was allowed a pink pony or two. Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@TP

Does remmy223 know you hijacked his avatar? It's a good job he's on holiday. Laughing You wouldn't like him when he's mad. He shoots things and sends them to you in the post. A bit like 'The Godfather' but on a smaller scale.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't get it!! I just don't get ............

ThePunisher, you are sponsoring a scammer, a known criminal, and helping him into the USA just so you can leave him standing at some highway rest-stop?

Whaa ... what's the point? And where's the punsihment in this? Sounds more like a reward to me.

... and you really expect him to come ...... somehow I think you'd do better waiting for the The Beatles to get together.

Edit - and the more I think of it the more alarming it gets -

you leave the scammer at a rest-stop or at the corner of Death Valley or wherever and he thumbs a lift from someone and then .... or attacks someone and ...... shudder shudder ......

you drop him off, he walks into the police station and says you invited him there and robbed him at gun point ........

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A few things flit across my brain - now and again Wink

If your Lad has a US passport, he isn't likely to be the usual internet Lad, and would consider himself a 'cut above'. I presume he must have US connections of some sort, unless the USA gives passports away like M & M's, and if I travelled to a place I had connections, I would expect to have my friends meet me. They probably wouldn't be members of the local knitting group either.

The greatest danger is lookouts in any meet, because if a Lad doesn't spot you, the lookouts will for sure, and if you get trailed by a car, you are setting up the scenario for an episode of 'Miami Vice', not a scam bait.

.... and at the end of the day, if you provide the plane ticket, I imagine it doesn't even qualify as a safari. So you haven't achieved anything until he's in your face - up close and personal - potentially with unknown associates, who may be checking you out as I post.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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I'll singlehandedly put an end to 419 scams, famine and poverty.


I'll fly around the world multiple times, roundhouse kick Charles Soludo in the nads, rescue the leading Lady from a burning skyscraper and be back in time for tea. Shocked

OP: either you are joking (which I believe you are) or you are posting things so horribly outside of the scope of this board that you are being met with ridicule. We've seen both enough lately.

If you really want to scambait, take a NOK from Surplus, read stickies, ask mentor, hide IP and learn the ropes first.

Oh, and read this thread as well. It kind of expresses what I am feeling now. http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=114487

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Darn you Duralex! I was about to link that thread. Oh well. Hehe.

4 pages into this and I still think we are being baited. No one would ACTUALLY think this is a sound idea, would they? Things like this make me wonder how the world doesn't implode on itself out of frustration sometimes.

Not a single person in this thread has found this to be a good idea (other than the original poster). However, he maintains for reasons unknown to me and everyone else, that he is going to go through with it. What was the point of the post again? Sorry, I have to double the link Duralex! http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=114487

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I hope it last thru my evening banana split. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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What he wants would require extremely advanced baiting skills and detailed knowledge of scammer techniques
.. or glorious naivety Exclamation

Won't someone explain the ponies and what the hell is this?

/EDIT I'm going to regret asking that, aren't I?

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

GordonBennett wrote:
Won't someone explain the ponies


Yes please, there are still a few threads left that didn't discuss pink ponies. You can colour and print your own pink ponies here: http://atv.disney.go.com/playhouse/printables/index.html

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ponies are turning into the Zimbabwe Dollar of sig icons -- too many of them leads to their de-valuation. I propose a reverse 10-1 split to restore their value and bring them back to their once glorious position as the ne plus ultra of icons.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

GordonBennett wrote:
Won't someone explain the ponies and what the hell is this?


It's a green house. Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Laughing Laughing Laughing For vegetable baiters?

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Not a single person in this thread has found this to be a good idea


I think it's an excellent idea. I'd like to see a photo of the scammer next to Big Tex at the next state fair. That would be the best trophy photo ever. @ThePunisher, which airport are you flying him in to? Think you can get him to hang out in the US until the Texas State Fair? I'm not sure, but I think it's in the fall.

I'm in Dallas pretty frequently, which Lexus dealership does your friend own? I've been looking at a new LS myself, do you think he'd cut me a deal?

You know, I've tried to think of ways to add more excitement to my life, and I can't for the life of me figure out why it's never occurred to me to drive a murderous criminal around the back side of nowhere. I can do that a lot easier than importing one from Nigeria, too, I'll just pick one up from one of those blighted areas near downtown. This will be fun!

Speaking of the Texas State Fair - I have a great dip recipe. It's easy to make, also. You take ranch dressing, add cilantro and jalapeŮo peppers, and toss it all into a blender. I usually use 32oz of the dressing, the leaves from a half bunch of cilantro, and three chopped up peppers, but you'll have to judge the right mix for yourself based on how hot the peppers are where you live. This goes great with tortilla chips and beer!

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

GomerPyle wrote:
The greatest danger is lookouts in any meet, because if a Lad doesn't spot you, the lookouts will for sure, and if you get trailed by a car, you are setting up the scenario for an episode of 'Miami Vice', not a scam bait.

I could be wrong but he seems to, if this hair brained story is true, actually have that as his ideal outcome. Some people buy a sports car in their midlife crisis and others abduct african scammers... Shocked
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi all, I am Mike's brother. I'm supposed to let everyone here know that apparently the guy DID arrive in Dallas this morning. He and some friends are on their way to Lake Texoma as we speak, this was what I heard from his last phone call, which was around 8:15 this morning. To answer some questions, he flew into DFW Airport this morning. I dont know what the dealership is called for sure. Park Cities maybe? Something to that effect.

In short, this guy DID in fact arrive from Africa this morning....I think this is too funny. I'll update this posting when I hear any news. I still think this is a crazy idea, but its looking to be pretty funny so far.

PS-I dont know if the Big Tex thing was serious or not, but I think that would sure be funny if they could pull it off. As far as I could tell, the plan was to get this guy out to the Lake, get him kinda drunk, and leave him on one of the islands. Sounds sort of juvenile but I'm just the messenger! I have kids to take care of unlike him, so this little 'business venture' was a no-go. Confused


**New information: apparently they have this fella convinced that they have a child-entertainment business/TVshow called "Leroy and the Wiggling Sparkles", where the mascot is a big yellow giraffe with a bunch of little safari animals or something. Apparently the guy is buying it. They've got him convinced that they are willing to invest a lot of money in his "business venture" so that they can 'do more for the kids'. HAHA this is shaping up nicely. We're communicting via text message so I'll keep posting as this unfolds!

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm sure Customs and Immigration wouldn't take a charitable view to this whole enterprise. Too dodgy for words.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

SMS your brother and get him to send you some pictures from his phone, then get em posted, lol I wanna see this unfold.
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