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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't be so cynical Craig Rolling Eyes

It all sounds quite plausible to me.
More details please Punisher! Who, why, when, what?


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Aww, what a shame. Who could have imagined it would turn out like that? It was such a brilliant plan.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Holy S***.....the tension.. . Shocked ...betwen this thread and http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=113482 I'm glued to the screen....

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@craig: yes, I'm trying to get benjaminbunny on a huge safari. I'm paying for his plane ticket, but it's well worth it. I'm also going to buy him a few lap dances and try to get a bunch of rednecks to kick his ass without harming him. Then it's off to Red Lobster where I plan to poison him with the "all you can eat week-old shrimp" buffet. This is all "theoretical" but it's in the works now. I'd post the proof, but I have to go the airport to pick him up now. I gave my bother my login for this site, so he'll be along shortly to update this most amazing bait.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@housefly Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

1 large badger, cut into small pieces, (dont bother removing the testicles as they may not be present or noticeable); 6 cups of mineral water; cup of salt; 30 jalapeno peppers; 3 stalks of celery - chopped; 6 carrots shredded; 2 bunches of shallots; 1 bag of flour; 10 cases of Pimms; 12 eggs; 4 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil.

Start drinking Pimms - use liberally. Place badger in large pot. Add mineral water, salt , 10 jalapenos, celery, carrots and shallots. Place on high flame until Badger is thoroughly tender, typically 2 hours sometimes the dumb ones can take up to 48. Strain broth and pour into clean pot. Simmer while preparing remaining ingredients. Remove spine from Badger (if not present, proceed to next step). Discard bones and skin. Cut Badger into bite-size pieces. Sift flour and one-half teaspoon salt together onto board. Shove jalapeno peppers up Badgers arse while it sucks eggs. Gradually work 2 egg yolks and olive oil into flour until stiff dough is formed, adding hot water as needed. Beat well, about 1 hour. Cut dough in half. Roll each half until paper thin. Cut dough into noodles about one inch wide. Add Badger to simmering broth. Gradually add noodles. Continue boiling until noodles and Badger are done.

Serves an entire forum.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He CHASED them???

I guess wherever they was dropping him off wasn't so "middle of nowhere" after all huh?

Lucky they got an ex-cop to sort all this out, eh??

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Did they drop him off before they had a chance to snap some photos? I hope not, we're looking forward to those.

Imagine the scene - a Lexus with dealer plates and no other identifiable markings dropping off a Nigerian lad in the wilds of Arkansas or whatever it was.... the lad chasing the Lexus down the road - must have been hilarious!

Oh, since the car had dealer plates, how's the highway patrol track you down? Those Arkansas troopers are darn good!

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Those blasted Highway Patrol men are always mucking up my baits too! I hate them! Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@benjaminbunny: what are you doing here? I though you were flying to the states!

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

lotta wrote:
Don't be so cynical Craig Rolling Eyes


She's bullying me Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think that it is time to start passing these out. Everyone, please take as many as you need.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This plan reminds me of Jerry Lundegaardes well-thought-out plan in "Fargo". I'll bet it was Marge Gunderson who tracked down the dealer plates.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

craig007 wrote:
She's bullying me Crying or Very sad




Poor baby...... Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ luckey...sorry, I didn't see the RSOT - I can't go anywhere without that. Shrimps...yuk, week old or not, consider me poisoned Shocked

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

NostroSnerd wrote:
What will happen during the dangerous drive across the border?


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Ok sorry guys, I've been on and off the phone with..get this....the god damn Highway Patrol....



Edit to add: @Housefly- Your shops are frigging hilarious! Laughing

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I thought I asked for a sammich. Is someone going to make me a sammich? I am hungry for a sammich.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Whether this is a complete load of BS or a real bait, this is a great day to be on this site.

Everybody wins, in a way. Except Barney, apparently.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@BJ: Damn. So close. That's the last time I post a bait in progress around here.

[Hmmm maybe I can bait him from a different addy. Or maybe I should slap him.]

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

TheGreatOok wrote:
I thought I asked for a sammich. Is someone going to make me a sammich? I am hungry for a sammich.


BLT?

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Who's Barney?

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^

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This could be the making of a very special episode of Barney and the redneck strippers.
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