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Ima Baeder
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh my god. I go away for just a few hours and LOOK at this place. Smile

@Jose: loved the recipe
@Housefly: love the photochops

Damn. I have to go to work and miss this. I hope the thread isn't twice as long when I get home! Shocked

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ok here goes:

Heres what I'm getting so far....they drove to Oklahoma, stopped at a gas station, and a McDonalds, etc on the way to the Lake House. They asked the guy to hop out of the car and grab a newspaper for them before they went on. They decided, for whatever reason, that RIGHT THEN was the best time to ditch the guy. So much for the "middle of nowhere".....I guess "middle of nowhere" means in front of some mom and pop gas station in rural OK.

Remember, I didnt have anything to do with the outcome....this is totally not how I would have handled it... Dear God.

Well, like I said, someone saw them leave the guy and called the police (its probably not too hard to find a white Lexus SUV in the area they are in)....So yea, needless to say, they got nabbed.


They of course told the police that they were dealing with a scam artist who they caught onto and decided to ditch, but of course he said otherwise. The funny part is, the scammer didnt try and get away or anything, he just waited until the police arrived.

So it gets better. I just talked to some asshole sargeant who says they are all being held temporarily, scammer included (apparently Samuel was his real name after all) until they can sort this out.

I asked what kind of charges if any do they face? Get this...reckless driving (apparently for peeling out of the station) criminal negligence, and possible fraud. (until they can sort out that they arent all scammers, they are all suspects)

He took his laptop (and documentation might I add once again) with him so that If need be he could prove that Samuel was a scammer and they were the scamee's.

Thats all I know for now....this is bad bad bad...Im afraid now that theyre gonna look at me for some sort of fraud something or rather.


As for the scammer, I think they know that he's not legit, but at the same time, they dont understand why he is here, or why he was in the car with people claiming to be his victims. Its a big mess that Im sure will be resolved soon, but in the meantime we're all trying to sort this out.


His wife doesnt know yet, but she's gonna shit a brick the size of a star destroyer when she finds out.

I feel like an idiot now, but any advice on what to do?

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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This poor sucker!

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Elephant and troll stew:

Adapted from Funky Monkey's recipe:

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Ingredients

1 Elephant
10 Warthog
10 trolls
100 kilogram tomatoes
half ton potatoes
2 bags onions
100 kilogram salt
1 wheelbarrow onions (heaped)
10 liter vinegar
20 liter chutney
4 Guineafowl

Method

Hunt the elephant, warthog, troll and guineafowl. Hang guineafowl to ripen. Cut elephant into edible chunks, (will take about a month). Boil the warthog and troll with other ingredients (except guineafowl) till nice and juicy. Now boil elephant chunks over high flames till tender. (will take about 4 weeks) and add everything together. Boil for another 5 to 7 days.

Produces about 3,500 helpings.

Note: If the above isn't enough, add the guineafowl as well.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

benjaminbunny wrote:
Who's Barney?


He's a prawn coloured dragon.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ The Punisher- Haven't laughed so hard in all my life. You expect us to beleive that BS? Took you 15 HRS to make up that? Confused Rolling Eyes

ThePunisher wrote:
I feel like an idiot now, but any advice on what to do?


Go jump off a bridge, after collecting your Oscar, of course!

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ThePunisher wrote:
I feel like an idiot now, but any advice on what to do?


Know any good barristers? Laughing


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Punisher's brother. .

NOW you're asking for advice???? I think all of the sound advice was given out last night. And ignored.

PS. I still don't believe your story without evidence.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You're full of shit Punisher. That does not add up.

Give us some proof please. Cop name, station, etc. so we can verify this.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ThePunisher, That's just bad luck. I had a feeling in my water it would end like this. Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is much, much better than the Quick Episode, although I think Ghost's Sealab bait was more imaginative.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Thread delivers!! Stop it, Punisher! I'm laughing too much for my own good!

Lure the cops into the Redneck Stripper Bar. Call in Barney to level the place. Next, it would be wise to make yourself scarce somewhere in rural Oklahoma.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ThePunisher wrote:
I feel like an idiot now, but any advice on what to do?


Give us more updates! You should go to Oklahoma and demand that your brother be released immediately. I would suggest telling the cops that you are a well known businessman and a pillar of the community in Waco/Dallas, wherever, and threaten them with losing their jobs f they dont comply immediately. They usually respond well to that sort of thing. Very Happy

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lotta wrote:
You're full of shit Punisher



clapping bow_down Wink

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^^

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ThePunisher wrote:
I feel like an idiot now, but any advice on what to do?


Just starting now? I thought the feeling is something you would have been used to.

I must add, this must be one of the fastest growing threads ever!

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

jojobean wrote:
I must add, this must be one of the fastest growing threads ever!


That's because of all of the fertilizer.

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TSnerd wrote:
I think Ghost's Sealab bait was more imaginative.



A brilliant idea and could work. Very Happy

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They should have gone with my Death Valley pitch. Sad

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Did I miss - nothing happened - that's so infuriating - cause I can't find the exact bit where nothing happened. This is way too cunning for me.

Can someone bookmark the exact moment nothing happened so I can try and emulate it - maybe tonight whilst I'm asleep.

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