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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So, I go down to my cousins house after work tonight, and walk in to find her 17 year old daughter holding a microwave meal up to the ceiling fan.
I asked what she was doing, to which she replied "Just cooking this...it says you can do it this way on the packet"...

I looked at the packet, and it appears that she hadnt quite read the instructions for using a fan assisted oven properly..

I went into a fit of laughter, then mentioned I thought that evolution should have wiped stupidity like that out. She then asked what evolution was, so I explained it to her the usual way..monkey..man..and so on.

She then proved that she was a complete lunatic by asking..

"Well, if evolution is real, then what did my house evolve from?"

You couldnt make it up. Whats worrying is that she is studying to become a primary school teacher! Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

gaz_c_85 wrote:
Whats worrying is that she is studying to become a primary school teacher! Laughing


Talking about a downward-spiral. What's worrying for me is that in a few years we're all gonna have them here as Eater newbies. Cool Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Speechless. Rolling Eyes

Hope she's cute. Probably her only chance for survival.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

gaz_c_85 wrote:
... my cousin ...


Don't laugh too hard. You share her genes. And don't blame her hubby: intelligence is passed on through the female. Wink Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That is a shocking display of stupidity. Almost too stupid to believe. Holding the dinner up to a ceiling fan? Is she blonde?

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

YeaWhatever wrote:
Is she blonde?
Hey. Sad

Everyone knows houses evolve from Barbie Playhouses. Right?

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sad. Has she ever attended school?

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Since it's family, I hate to suggest it, but do you suppose some sort of substance abuse was involved?

If not - wow, that is just mind-blowingly dumb. Actually, it's mind-blowingly dumb either way, but at least there would be an explanation if there had been some illicit substance ingested just before you got there.

@PRS - no, houses evolved from a lower form of dwelling, like apartments or mobile homes.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I thought she was in jail at this very moment...

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think houses may even have evolved from caves actually. Or possibly tents.

I mean, the evolution thing I could have put down to being daft as a brush, but trying to cook her dinner with a fan?! Both logic and common sense took a real beating there...I mean, come on, its a FAN!! Silly girl!!

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Or MAYBE...........she was just taking the piss Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't get it. What did she do wrong?
What's a house?


....shakes blonde head and tries to look up answers on giggle...

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

YeaWhatever wrote:
That is a shocking display of stupidity. Almost too stupid to believe. Holding the dinner up to a ceiling fan? Is she blonde?


Sorry guys... i was looking for a trophy but she couldn't work out how to use the bloody timer on the camera and hold the dinner at the same time! Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I could see the logic Question of her effort. If air is moved quickly enough it will indeed heat up (put your hand on the cylinder of an air compressor or ask a weather man... er... person). Shocked

Now granted a ceiling fan won't move the air quickly enough to heat a frozen TV dinner, but maybe she was just trying to warm it up a little. Or cool it down a little. I'd give her an "E" for effort and a "C" for creativity.

As for where houses evolved from... TREES!!! Laughing

Get it, evolved into a more complex life form! Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

OMG! That's classy! Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tell her that evolution is God's way of saying he doesn't love you anymore.

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