E-mailing My Lad Across Space and Time

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 Sep 2006 Posts: 49

My lad, whom I first started baiting earlier this month, sent me a Certificate of Incorporation today. At first, I was quite surprised with the quality. It didn't look photoshopped at all. My pseudonym was on the certificate in the same font as the rest, and it was at the same angle as the rest of the paper. Overall, it looked perfect.

THEN... I looked at the date on the certificate.

Quote:

Given under my hand at Abuja this 5TH day of FEBRUARY TWO THOUSAND 04.

Do you realize what this means? I have been baiting my lad...
ACROSS TIME!!!

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 5:55 pm

don't remind him though, real victims will notice and think, I hope

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 15 Jun 2007 Posts: 5

yeah I've had a similar thing happen to me today. my lad sent me a death certificate from the year 2008. He also had the last name of the deceised as the first name and a new last name that was never mentioned. You can either mention that and risk losing them or just let it slide.

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:34 pm

^^^
Please don't mention things like that to the lad. If he's making big mistakes with you, hopefully he is doing the same thing with real victims. Wink

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:40 pm

I think that's hilarious.

Way to go "Doc Brown"

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 15 Jun 2007 Posts: 5

The irony in this post is probably that I'm also using a character played by Michael J Fox as my character. And also I would never mention mistakes likethat to a lad, it's too funny.

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 9:19 pm

Try and get him to carve you a Delorean.

Master Baiter Joined: 17 May 2007 Posts: 105

Everyone knows you can't travel in space and time in Delorean. You need one of these.....

^^ Original Poster.... You wouldn't be baiting 4bb4 M0hamm4d would you ?

0sc4r

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 9:35 pm

Actually, try to get him to carve a life size replica of Steven Hawking for you.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 15 Jun 2007 Posts: 5

I'm not that good yet. Wished I was though, I collect movie stuff and a free carved delorian would be a nice gift :p. But I want to try and take babysteps and not start off trying to do hard stuff.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 Sep 2006 Posts: 49

Oscar Acosta: No, I've been baiting a J1m H0p3w3ll, or as I call him, "J1m0thy H0pw3ll".

Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:22 am

@AngryVGNerd

You wrote:

But I want to try and take babysteps and not start off trying to do hard stuff.

Good plan. You'll do fine.

Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:45 am

OscarAcosta wrote:

Everyone knows you can't travel in space and time in Delorean. You need one of these.....

I don't think Dr Who will let us mere mortals take his TARDIS for temporo-spatial joyrides Laughing

Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:20 am

Be ambitious - experiment. Staight bait to learn how it works. Don't get upset if you don't get a carved replica of the Eiffel Tower after your first bait. I haven't ever got a trophy and I'm not bothered. I screw the Lads and lead them a merry dance and have tons of fun with them.

I've had one Lad ringing me 10 times a day for the last five days. Now he's stopped I'll e-mail him. Evil or Very Mad

I am hitting Lotto Lads by the bucketload, who tend to be more boring than most, and I'll just circulate them demanding a photo of them with my baiting name and the name of theLottery to authenticate my win. I'll do it just to irritate them.

My baiting name - Ivor Swolin Gonad

Maybe I'll get a trophy - but sending out a template e-mail to them will take me no time - irritate those who know I'm a joker, and waste the time and money of any foolish enough to respond - and if they comply - I know I have an idiot at my disposal.

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