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H4rry B4lzack
419Eater is my life
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 306
Location: Depends on the mugu
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Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:55 pm |
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what's ASEM mean again?
Accidentally Sent Extra Mail or something?
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:57 pm |
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AFAIK ASEM is just Accidentally Sent E-Mail, IIRC.
Must try it some day... |
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ratter
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jun 2007
Posts: 630
Location: Disembarking at Duvalier Airport
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Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:58 pm |
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Accidentally Sent EMail. The "accident" part is a bit tongue in cheek.
Apparently Accidentally Sent Email would be closer. |
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H4rry B4lzack
419Eater is my life
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 306
Location: Depends on the mugu
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Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:37 am |
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Cool, at least I was close
Myself as well, must try that at some point |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:06 am |
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There are no stupid questions (well actually there are, but that wasn't one of them).
I didn't know what an ASEM was until I got onto theEater.
The ASEM is a useful tool. If you pick up a lad's address, you just ASEM him with some crap and you can sometimes get the bait going without having to go through all the initial boring stages. The lad will normally think that you are being scammed by somebody else and will try to pick up the scam for himself.
A good way of doing this is by just ASEMing a lad's address with something like: "I sent the barrister the fee of �950GBP, what do you want me to do next?"
You'll find that the lad will normally email you back immediately. As you've already seemed to have coughed up some money to the previous scammer, he'll think that you'll be a pretty easy target for him too. Of course, the fun is that you can then play your non-existent lad off against the ASEMed lad and chop a few dollars (look that one up )
Be aware that lads use them too. They think that it's an easy way to hook victims without having to explain where they got their email addresses from. |
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sgreenstreet
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2003
Posts: 659
Location: Upstate New York
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Tue Jun 19, 2007 3:19 am |
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Here are examples of some of my successful ASEM's:
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Sorry it took so long, but I now have the funds necessary to cover both the barrister fees and the demurrage. So please advise me how to best proceed with this business venture.
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Okay, I got everything ready. I got the loan -- it was $300 more than I expected, and I'm ready to make the Western Union transfer. So there's no reason you shouldn't be able to pick up the transfer, pay the barrister fees and transfer the funds to my bank account before Christmas.
I want to thank you again for making this special offer to me. I won't
let you down. And if we don't speak again before the holiday, let me
wish you and your family a VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Seasons Greetings,
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look -- i am so angry i could just spit! why don't you answer your phone? i have done as you asked and i put together the $5000 you need to close this deal. i must ask one last time that you send me your address and a question with an answer so that i can make the wester union transfer. please write back soon so that i know your still alive
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As soon as the Western Union offices open on Monday, be sure to go down and pick up my transfer. My loan came through and I am sending $1250 -- that's $1200 for the legal fees and please accept the last $50 as my Easter gift. You should go do something nice for your wife -- she has certainly earned it!
Oh Yeah! before I forget the MTCN: 6891235385 and it was transferred by MARTIN SHORT at my company's Frankfurt office.
The secret question is: Best baseball team? Answer: New York Yankees
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I find that ASEM's work best if you imply that you now have money and are anxious to ACT.
Feel free to adapt and/or plagiarize any of these as you see fit!
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Tue Jun 19, 2007 3:30 am |
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At the risk of sounding like an idiot |
IIRC ? got me there |
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
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Tue Jun 19, 2007 3:36 am |
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^^^
"if I remember correctly" or "if I recall correctly" |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Tue Jun 19, 2007 3:56 am |
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IAABB.
Go on, take a guess... |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:19 am |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
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Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:22 am |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:31 am |
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Darn. I had a hard enough time memorizing B.A.Ware's security and PIN codes and Don's IP without having to learn all of these too!!!
( I already knew what ASEM was though) |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
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Tue Jun 19, 2007 5:27 am |
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<br>Whatever happened to the good old days of 'IBTL'? |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
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Tue Jun 19, 2007 5:45 am |
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Tue Jun 19, 2007 9:42 am |
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@Tommo Shanter,
'IBTL' has been replaced on this board by the more appropriate 'IBKD' |
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Eight
Retired Moderator
Joined: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 8710
Location: UK
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Tue Jun 19, 2007 10:21 am |
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:33 pm |
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LOL what I love about this forum? there is always a link to.. and before you know it you have 20 screens open and no clue what you started with. It's all interesting though so after two hours I have a 114 screens open and wonder "what was the question again" I know, I know, I should RTFM Read The F***ing Manual |
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