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Mind Freak
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Check this out pleps - my girlfriend just got a check from Canada for over $65,000 from a money laundering scheme! The bank checked with the issuing bank and they said it's real!!! IT'S PARTY TIME!!!!! happy crowd MUHUHUHAHAHAHA Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Most likely a stolen cheque therefore not party time Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

LOL It wasn't stolen; it was made out in her name; a bank draft! Laughing

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Whether you are Moslem, Jewish, Christian, or any of thousands of other beliefs, or simply a Being without any religious standing, the Laws of Morality and the Scriptural Laws only applies when you are dealing with people that live by those laws! Wink http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=32877

In the spirit of [oss] Col. Hogan's credo, "You'll assist fellow victims, cooperate with all friendly forces, and use every means to harass and injure the enemy's operations." [the cia didn't tell me to say that and hls didn't either; guess who did]
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah, Just don't cash it.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mind Freak wrote:
... over $65,000 from a money laundering scheme! ...


I guess money laundering isn't what it used to be Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Your banks gonna say it looks fine, then give it a few days to a month, when they send it to the "issuing bank" it will be a fake. Checks from the lads intially clear all of the time, then the victim ends up holding the bag.

Some banks are even closing the accounts of customers who cash phony checks.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mind Freak wrote:
IT'S PARTY TIME!!!!!


Probably get lots of time too. If you like to party where you potty that is!
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A $65,000 cheque from Canada? That's perfect - send it to one of your lads in Africa in lieu of a Western Onion transfer!
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Have a fun party time with your new cellmate, Big Bubba.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The bank has it now. It's on a week to 10 day hold for varification and processing. Wink No worries.

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Whether you are Moslem, Jewish, Christian, or any of thousands of other beliefs, or simply a Being without any religious standing, the Laws of Morality and the Scriptural Laws only applies when you are dealing with people that live by those laws! Wink http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=32877

In the spirit of [oss] Col. Hogan's credo, "You'll assist fellow victims, cooperate with all friendly forces, and use every means to harass and injure the enemy's operations." [the cia didn't tell me to say that and hls didn't either; guess who did]
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Rolling Eyes ever get the feeling there really is no helping some people.
I'd suggest reading ALL the stickies asap.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

All I can say is, Rolling Eyes.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Is this guy for real? Confused
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Mind Freak wrote:
The bank has it now. It's on a week to 10 day hold for varification and processing. Wink No worries.

@Mind freak, I seriously hope that you are joking and didn't actually deposit a cheque from a money laundering scam. Let me help you with a few facts.

1. There is no frikkin way a lad is going to send a victim $65,000 that isn't proceeds from an illegal act.
2. It can take up to 6 months for a cheque to come back from the bank, so a 10 day hold is useless.
3. There are several methods used by lads when sending cheques to vics, including: fake cheques, stolen and/or washed cheques, cheques sent by victims of another scam, cheques from an account filled by CC fraud or identity theft, and cheques from a flashed account.
4. All of the above methods are highly illegal, and the police WILL trace the funds to you.
5. When they do so, you will learn the meaning of "money laundering" in a whole new way.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Methinks our original poster is typing with tongue firmly in cheek.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think we all really, really hope that the original post was in jest.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ we'll know for sure if the OP's NEXT post is five to ten years from now.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Still hoping! Confused

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, with the few positives here, I guess I can get my droperator to cash the cheque for $78,900 in kitty. I could fly over, and we could have a ball in Vegas. And I was going to destroy it. We can also use the Walmart Moneygrams for petty cash. Wow!!, we can really have a ball.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

We ain't left yet? Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The * cheque is definitely a fake. It will clear, and then the bank will realize it has no funds. Some mugulized dunce friend (ex-friend) of mine tried to have me cash on of those back in 1998 (and he let me know what it was). Said he'd take half and I'll make monthly payments back to the bank (see, I actually know a mugu). What an amature.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Losst Jedi wrote:
A $65,000 cheque from Canada? That's perfect - send it to one of your lads in Africa in lieu of a Western Onion transfer!


Has anybody done that before? Since the baiting persona would presumably be gullible enough to believe both scams actually involved money, it seems like this would be an effective way to pay off a whiny mugu. Especially since the check should clear for a few days...
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 3:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ I think LJ was joking, but if someone were to do that then that someone might be committing a criminal act.

In my state, possession of a fake check with intent to distribute is a crime. Distribution in and of itself is another crime in this state.

Please, let's not lower ourselves to the level of "lad" by breaking the same laws. Besides, you'll have much more fun with the various WU/Moneygram modalities, and that fun is legal.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 3:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted (and LJ was obviously joking), but couldn't that be circumvented by providing the check's sender with the address of the other mugu? Somebody being tricked once (as the persona would be) would presumably be naive enough to be scammed multiple times at once, so it wouldn't be an extreme logic for them to take on one scam to make quick cash through checks to get the funds to get the inheritance from their unknown Nigerian ancestor.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hmm...no reply from the OP Laughing

Poor guy, didn't know what he was getting himself into..

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