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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:39 pm

I'm baiting one of the stupidest, laziest lads ever. My female alter-ego, F0nda C0x, has of course fallen madly in love with him anyway. Right now I'm just messing with them. For instance, I asked my lad if he was Italian, and that's why his English wasn't so good. He said yes. Then I asked him how to say "I'm a very handsome man" in Italian. He said "lu ca si ati ve". I don't know if that means anything in any language, but I know it's not Italian. Of course I didn't call him on it.

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(6:41:43 PM) Fonda: how old is your son?
(6:41:55 PM) Lad: my son is still young
(6:42:02 PM) Lad: wait let me write about me
(6:42:20 PM) Lad: Age: 47 Date of Birth: 27 July 1960 Zodiac: Leo Height: 188 cm 6' 2.0" Weight: 98 kg 188lbs Country: USA , Brown Eyes: Black Hair: Occupation: buying and saling Arts, Entertainment and Media Education: Assosiate Degree Religion: Catholis Marital Status: Divorced Kids: 1 chris 10 yrs old
(6:43:09 PM) Fonda: oh, you are catholis? me too!
(6:43:24 PM) Lad: wow thats sounds cool

He was too lazy to write out the details? He had to copy and paste from his scammer bio? He said he was Italian and that he lives in Alabama. Of course, it didn't take him long to say where he lives right now.

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(6:44:16 PM) Fonda: so what did you say your job is?
(6:44:39 PM) Lad: i sale cars and i am also a business man
(6:44:48 PM) Lad: just here to sale my cars in nigeria
(6:44:57 PM) Fonda: oh, ok
(6:44:58 PM) Lad: we can get to meet as soon as am done here
(6:45:02 PM) Lad: My Traits Are : Optimistic, Adventurous, Happy, Kind, loyal, modest, Friendly, Forward Thinking, Innovative, Reliable, Honest, Kind, Romantic, Funny, Confident with great Business Scene, Reliable, Committed, Responsible, Communicative, sensitive, gentle, optimistic, Intelligent, Purposeful, I try to be a Gentleman at all times.
(6:45:09 PM) Lad: still talking about me babe
(6:45:09 PM) Fonda: oh, i'm looking forward to that!

An Italian businessman in Nigeria! What a surprise! And of course, more copying and pasting. The next day, he tells me that he's expecting a shipment of BMWs from Germany worth exactly one million dollars! Not only that, but he offers to email me a scan of the receipt to prove it! A girl i know told me she met a man in a bar in Boston who said he was a Harvard student, and he immediately offered to show her his student ID to prove it. I wonder if he knows this lad. Mere minutes later, he tells me that he has to go to the doctor's tomorrow because he is having problems with his appendix. Not only that, but he insists on introducing me to his doctor! Because when I meet someone online, the first thing I do is introduce them to my doctor. Of course. Anyone want to bet he needs an operation on his appendix tomorrow and doesn't have the money for it? Or maybe there is a problem with his BMW shipment and he needs some cash to expedite it? I told him that I'm divorced and that my ex-husband is wealthy and provides all my money. I'm wondering what he will demand before he gives me money to send Laddy here?

Oh, to mess with him later, I was always replying to his copy-and-pasted love letter sentences with comments like "you are the most disingenuous man I've ever met!" which he would respond "thank you, you too" to. Very Happy

I then looked up "dishonest" in a thesaurus and called him all of those words in a context that implied they were compliments. He hasn't figured this out yet. Smile

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 5:18 am

Oh, this is too funny.

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(11:07:43 PM) Fonda: what kinds of games does chris like to play?
(11:07:53 PM) TheLad: nintendo games
(11:08:00 PM) TheLad: i guess harry likes that too
(11:08:23 PM) Fonda: oh? what system does he have?
(11:08:40 PM) TheLad: the new version
(11:08:44 PM) Fonda: harry has a nintendo x38, does chris have one of those?
(11:09:05 PM) TheLad: oh..he has exactly same babe
(11:09:07 PM) TheLad: lol
(11:09:07 PM) Fonda: that is the newest one
(11:09:12 PM) TheLad: sounds funny
(11:09:17 PM) TheLad: yeah
(11:09:42 PM) TheLad: he will not let me sleep
(11:09:59 PM) TheLad: he love games and he wants to be a piolt in future
(11:10:07 PM) TheLad: pilot i mean
(11:11:05 PM) Fonda: harry was bugging me to get him this game, LadSlayer 2008
(11:11:30 PM) Fonda: does chris play that, do you know?
(11:11:39 PM) Fonda: it just came out for the nintendo x38
(11:11:45 PM) TheLad: he doest have that here honey
(11:11:47 PM) TheLad: lol
(11:11:59 PM) TheLad: all he play is the nintendo game
(11:12:04 PM) Fonda: oh, it must be harder to get those things there
(11:12:17 PM) Fonda: LadSlayer is a nintendo game, it is very popular
(11:12:24 PM) TheLad: yeah
(11:12:34 PM) TheLad: he can get it here via fedex
(11:12:40 PM) Fonda: oh, ok
(11:13:10 PM) TheLad: his here asking me when
(11:13:11 PM) TheLad: lol
(11:13:18 PM) Fonda: asking you when what?
(11:13:32 PM) TheLad: he was talking about the game
(11:13:37 PM) Fonda: what game?
(11:13:55 PM) TheLad: LadSlayer 2008
(11:14:13 PM) Fonda: maybe him and harry can play together Smile

Oh, Harry is F0nda's son, Lad's son is named Chris. I was afraid that he was improving his English by talking to me, so i started asking questions that had made up words in them.

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(11:43:36 PM) Fonda: what is your favorite mashappi?
(11:44:09 PM) TheLad: it depends honey what about you
(11:44:56 PM) Fonda: hmm, i'm not sure. i can't decide whether Friz or Iggle is better
(11:45:36 PM) Fonda: what do you think?
(11:46:26 PM) Fonda: are you there?

...

(11:51:17 PM) TheLad: tell me more about your ex husband and you
(11:51:28 PM) TheLad: what does he do for a living
(11:51:39 PM) Fonda: he is an investment banker
(11:52:19 PM) TheLad: does he also stay in new york
(11:52:31 PM) Fonda: he incrudes people's money and then rasks in cromulint banks

It seems there is a pause after the nonsense words as he fruitlessly attempts to look them up. Very Happy

Also, his doctor is apparently named "Doctor Mike". He will be operated on tomorrow, let's all pray there are no complications! We wouldn't want him to hit up F0nda for money.

(fake words are spelled differently than in the chat, so searches for them don't turn up anything.)

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:46 am

^^^^ Way to go! Thumbs up

...N1ntendo x38 Laughing

...L4dSlay3r 2008 was priceless.

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:55 am

I play LadSlayer '08 all the time. I really like the level where the Lad gets all upset and accuses me of wasting time. Smile

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:22 am

Looks like I'm wrapping this bait up, after under a week. It went very well though, considering how short it was. I'm kind of busy, but I'll post the entire story once I get around to writing it. Smile

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:29 pm

LOL.. ladslayer!
Also great job with the word play, "mashappi" - f'kin genius !

ha

Edit: oh and I will definitely send you a thank you note when my lads start asking for me to buy them a x38! lol

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:44 pm

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It seems there is a pause after the nonsense words as he fruitlessly attempts to look them up.

Also, he tries to throw the question back at you so that he can say something like, "Oh, yes, my choice as well."

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:56 pm

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he incrudes people's money and then rasks in cromulint banks

That made me laugh. Good work.