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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 7:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My Chief has been on holiday for the last two weeks which has limited my Eater time for I have been working the dreaded day shift.

At the beginning of the week, my next door neighbor gets into a phone altercation with some boys from the north side of town. He invites them to come over to take care of business face to face. They show up, and he comes out with an illegally modified rifle and proceeds to blast away at them. He fires no less than 10 rounds at the boys. They take refuge behind another neighbors vehicle which gets shot up. No one was hit by the bullets but when I got to work the next morning and found out what had happened I was furious. Officer RJ, who had conducted the initial investigation, had arrested the neighbor on a lesser charge. Naturally, I conducted a followup investigation and now having the District Attorney's Office upgrade the charges to attempted manslaughter and possession of an illegal weapon. My neighbor is now looking at a minimum of 30 years in prison. I guess to my neighbor, now, I am the neighbor from hell!

Where was I during the shootout that occured only 100 feet from my bedroom window? The walls of my masonry home are 12 inches thick and very well insulated. I slept through the whole ordeal.

So far, since working days these last two weeks, I am working the above case, 2 thefts, 1 burglary, 2 traffic crashes(one of these involved my wife, but that's another story) and 6 followups from other cases.

Moral of the story: Never bring empty hands to a gunfight!

And how has your week been?
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 7:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Chief2B wrote:
And how has your week been?


I was thinking it has been a real PITA until I read about yours. Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sounds like you live to close to your customers.

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* Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns.
* Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.
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* Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal movements are preferred.)
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* Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
* Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Damn kids Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Chief2B wrote:
And how has your week been?


Hi Chief,
Nobody died here either.

It's been p*ssing down with rain for the last two days. I've' got an interview for a job tomorrow afternoon, so I suppose I mustn't grumble.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@full auto

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I bet you have a poster of one of these tacked up on the wall of your khazi Smile

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nope no posters, but I do like my .308, my 12 gauge remmy shotgun, the glock .40, the old faithful colt .45, and my nice little calico 9mm with the 50 round drum clip that can't be detached (therefore they couldn't outlaw it... yet). Laughing Those tend to stay out of the bathroom though... unless I'm cleaning on of them with a tooth brush. Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Chief2B wrote:
... my next door neighbor ... fires no less than 10 rounds at the boys ...


Two questions:

1. How can anybody be such a bad shot?

2. JESUS CHRIST ON A BICYCLE, where the hell do you live? Shocked Get out of the neighborhood! For cryin' out loud!
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thats a damn scary story Chief Sad Be careful.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Geez. And, I thought my neighbour who put his TV set in the window and broadcast pr0n movies was an interesting chap.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

full auto wrote:
Nope no posters, but I do like my .308, my 12 gauge remmy shotgun, the glock .40, the old faithful colt .45, and my nice little calico 9mm with the 50 round drum clip that can't be detached (therefore they couldn't outlaw it... yet). Laughing Those tend to stay out of the bathroom though... unless I'm cleaning on of them with a tooth brush. Very Happy


Being a family man in a country where even the cops hate guns, I don't have an armoury, but if I did have one pride of place would be a SOPMOD M203 for longer distance conversations and a Sterling SMG for those more intimate tete a tetes Razz


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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1. How can anybody be such a bad shot


The weapon that was used was a .22caliber rifle with the barrel sawed off to 7.5 inches. The victims being shot at were approximately 75 feet away from him.

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where the hell do you live?


Actually it's a nice neighborhood. The neighbor only moved in about 6 months ago and probably didn't realize that I don't tolerate this kind of behaviour. All he had to do was ask the last neighbor that lived there before him.

It's really nice to be in a position to personally "take care" of disruptive neighbors Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So the rifling would have virtually no time at all to take effect and the round would be all over the place like a drunk weeing in a corner. Sounds like a half assed attempt at a sawn off piece with no idea of of the mechanics behind it.

So - is that take care in a fluffy, loving, my little pony sense or a Harry Callaghan sense? Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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I live in a nice area, BUT if you honk your car horn at someone or cut them off in traffic accidentally, you know that you could get bullets in your car/body. I hate guns. Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 10:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And I got pissed off because my new neighbour's lawn sprinkler sprays periodically over my fence Shocked

Maybe I'm a little separated from reality!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 10:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

At the bottom of our road is a dual carriageway leading to the city centre (big clue to my location there Smile) and on occasion, if you stick to the 40 MPH speed limit (like when you are loaded with kids in the back), you get chavs up your bottom waving their fist at you and tailing you home because you have slowed them down for thirty seconds. Jonathon Ross was right Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 10:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

West Coast rule, more idiots, move to the East. Keep going if you have to. Jerk off's don't like hot weather and wilderness. No illegal cash there.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 10:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm glad that you're alright, Chief.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 11:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Of course he is - he doesn't need to dial 911 - he IS 911 Smile)

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 12:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Chief, I'm glad too!

Kinda quiet round this neck of woods. Smile

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 12:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I want to live in Homerjfongs neighbourhood Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 1:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

But apart from that, Chief2B, your neighbour is a really nice chap, I take it?
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 2:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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I do like my .308, my 12 gauge remmy shotgun, the glock .40, the old faithful colt .45, and my nice little calico 9mm


Thats a good start. Razz
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I live in a country where we're not allowed to have guns. The crims and drug dealers still have them of course, but they tend to shoot each other so whatever.........

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There's something about a .44 Magnum that's just fun. But, I won't own a gun.

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