NERV SAFARI: 2 tattooed lads to meet UPDATE JUNE 15

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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 4:16 pm

You might be familiar with my 'NERV' baits. Specially those on regards to getting tattoo trophies. Well this time i am out to try my best bait yet.

I have 2 lads (which have already been tattooed) #3 & #4. Both of them live in lagos Nigeria. So now the plan is to get both of them to go to Abuja to pick up their money.

The trick? they are to meet each other and think the other has their cash.
I sent this email to them.

"From G3ndo Ikar1:
We have someone with $124,000 of your financial aid in Abuja Nigeria. Is it possible for you to travel there anytime soon to pick it up? it has to be picked up personally.

Please tell me when you could travel there and ill arrange the meeting. The person there is a NERV priest and will only be there until friday of next week."

In the case i cant get them to go to abuja, the backup plan is to have both visit each others house. Smile

BTW: Anyone knows a good place for them to meet in Abuja Nigeria? thanks in advance.

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 4:26 pm

The customs spot at the airport is great. I have sent a number of lads there and most all complain that customs people hound them about calling the police.

What I recommend, aside from having them think that the other one has their money, is to send them something using the courier service of SP. That works like a champ!

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 4:27 pm

courier service of SP?? Whats that ?

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 4:32 pm

Edited to remove the url, please use PM - SP

This is run by Scam Patroller. He and I have worked together on about 10 safaris together, using this service. You can send a package, contents listed, with tracking and everything. But for some reason, the package never seems to make it there. Twisted Evil

If you want some more info on this, PM me with your email address and I can give you a bait where it outlines its use.

EDIT: Also, if you post this URL above, please mask it whenever you post. This way it doesn't show up via google.

Mine is masked, but for some reason doesn't show up green.

EDIT 2: Yakuza- just PM me for help. URL removed.

Master Baiter Joined: 17 May 2007 Posts: 105

Just before they are due to meet, how about sending each mugu an ASEM between each others Oga and mugu ? Let each of them think the other is going to chop them.

Just a suggestion

0sc4r

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:42 pm

thanks for the tips, ill keep everyone updated on the safari

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 1:12 am

Speaking of which, SP, is it time for another mass bait to Tamale (or somewhere equally unfortunate) using your awesome shipping modality?

(by awesome i mean the most unreliable service known to man).

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:07 pm

I have replies from both lads now.

"Mr Emek4
Goodday sir; i will like to go there by friday but you have to give me address and telephone no so i can rich him/her before going to abuja.And you have to tell him to be aware that i am coming so that going there will not be a wast Thanks.Exepeting to hear from you soon."

"Dear Sir
Thanks Ones again,and also Hense The Priest is Presently Here In Abuja.....i will Definitely wants to Travel To Abuja to Meet Him Sir.

So Please Sir send me Is Full Contact Address If Possible Let Him Give me a call with this Number Okay.......xxxxxxxxxx.

But How ever am Planing to Travel to Abuja Tommorrow Base On Your Respond and i Hope to Hear From you Soon.Thanks

Yours Charles"

So its just the customs spot at the international abuja airport correct?

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:16 pm

Yes. But I would recommend against letting them talk to each other beforehand. You can give them email addresses for each other, which you run, not them. Otherwise, they will start talking and realize they are both in the same city. You never want two lads to talk beforehand.

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:24 pm

well ofcourse! Smile

Same message sent to both.

(Gend0 Ikar1)
Dear Friend;

The NERV priest does not live in Abuja. He arrived by plane there a couple of days ago. As a priest he normally works in Darfur and Angola. These are troubled areas and therefore he used his money to buy a $5,000 dollar laptop computer to communicate with me. I dont think he actually has a telephone since he uses his laptop for communication. If you would like his email address, i can give it to you.

However He already told me that he will be waiting at the airport for you. He said he will be waiting for you at the following:

PLACE: Abuja Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport at the customs spot.
TIME: 3:00 PM Local Nigeria Time.
DATE: Friday, June 15th

After meeting there, he will sign the paperwork for customs to release a suitcase with your money inside. Please bring two forms of Identification. Opon confirmation that you can be there at that time, i will give you further instructions of how to introduce to him to avoid any problems.

I await your reply.

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:30 pm

I look forward to seeing the outcome here. I think if lads have tattoos, they are generally a bit dependable.

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:53 pm

As expected i received messages from both.

"
From Ch4rles
Dear Sir,
Am sorry for the late response its was due to my work in regards to our discussion i will like to know if the person is a white man or a black man so i can be able to identify him.If possible,I will like you to send me his contact email address so i would be able to get in contact with him personaly.I want you to know that i will be putting on a blue jean's trousers with a black top and my ID card on my neck.I will be scanning ID card for more indentification and i will also want you to reply me back so i can know what next to do more over i will be leaving for Abuja tommorrow.Have a nice day.
Thanks
"

The other lad....

DEAR SIR, i had all what u said in the mail, i will really appreciate if u bcan still send me his e-mail address.
i have some identification to show i am the person ,e.g like my picture tattoo and my i.d card, and sir please less i forget i will like u to send me the other instruction on how to introduce my self.

thanks

Now ill send the tattoo pics of one to the other along with something i come up as "official Nerv Church Intruduction". not to mention a gmail addy to be phantom middle man Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 8:24 pm

Here is my reply to both of them Cool

Honorable Sir;

Here is the email address from which you might be able to contact him.

***********[email protected]

Attached to this email are some pictures so that you are able to identify him when you get there.

Please read the following VERY VERY carefully.
INTRUCTION:

I. When you first see him you must do the following.
i. Shake his hand.
ii. Introduce yourself by telling him your name and nationality
iii. Show him your NERV tattoo
iv. Show him Your 2 forms of ID
v. Kiss his forehead 3 times

After that is done, he will sign off the suitcase at customs in the airport and you will receive your financial aid. It is traditional of NERV that you use the very first 1,000 Dollars by giving it to the poor.

THE FOLLOWING COULD BE IMPORTANT IN CASE OF PROBLEMS.

There are rumors that this specific NERV priest might be secretly trying to steal NERV money. If he tries to play with you and not give you your money, then please immediately contact Airport police security to arrest him.
Do not allow him to trick you into leaving the airport, because then he will be able to take your money.

Email me immediately after he is arrested so i can deal with the paperwork for customs to release your money in such an event.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Remember, those are only rumors and most likely he is an honorable member of NERV. So most likely you will not have to worry. Please Enjoy your visit to Abuja, in a couple of weeks we will send you items such as bibles and information for your new church.

If you did not understant something in this email, contact me immediately so i can make sure everything is ok.

Have a nice Trip.

Master Baiter Joined: 17 May 2007 Posts: 105

priceless..... That should do the trick.

0sc4r

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 8:30 pm

hopefully they will get each other in jail!

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:07 pm

... gleefully waiting for update

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:20 pm

I do love an evil and twisted mind.

Oh to be a fly on that wall.

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:03 pm

I suggest telling them to bring some fake documents and stuff. This is for the slightest chance that they get caught by the police. Then they have fake IDs or whatever on them. Just an added bit of fun.

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 4:10 pm

I have a reply from one of them. Writting to the email i provided them to communicate with the person that will meet them.

"Honereable sir

I am Pascal Emeka Anochie nerv prist who will be coming to meet you at abuja. By God grace i pray that you meet me there by 3.pm
Thanks."

Now waiting on the confirmation of the other. Tommorow at 3 PM Abuja time they are to meet each other Smile

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 4:16 pm

jojobean wrote:

I suggest telling them to bring some fake documents and stuff. This is for the slightest chance that they get caught by the police. Then they have fake IDs or whatever on them. Just an added bit of fun.

not needed, I am pretty sure their IDs are not very good ones....

Example that one of the lads sent me....

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 5:17 pm

Damn. I'm leaving for Mexico tonight, will be there all weekend. I'll miss all the fun! I guess I'll just have to wait till I get back. Bummer!

This has been an absolutely brilliant set up. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 5:26 pm

I'll be at work tomorrow (if I stay home wife will have me do chores)! At least at work I can sit on the pc and read the good stuff! Razz

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:06 pm

Ok, i just got to school from work and there are a lot of emails that go from happy to anger. Here they go.

Mr Emek4
Good monerning honerable i receive the email and i understood all you told me also am already at the air port,but when i went to comferm custom sport the security were telling me are sure is not a dupe that most of the time people are been told to come and carry goods but last they will find out it is a dupe.
Good freind can u email him to tell me the particura place at the custom sport.Thanks, God be with you, am still at computer.

then...

My dear freind am looking stranded at the air port because custom are making me to feel bad insuch away that they did not no what am talking about, P/s tell me what to do.Thanks, God be with with you.

then...

Honerable sir,
am seeing my self stranded because i have ask many qeustions,please can you tell me weather it is international custom wing or local custom wing so we can not miss each other when time riches, furthermore you can easly call me with this no 08****7467559 for easy notification,you can do that by colleting phone from any body around you.Thanks

then...

My dear freind just tell me is a scam but no problem God is always with me thank you for tricking me.

Darn mugus!, they cant find each other in an airport even if it means 250,000 USD!.

Anyhow to the next lads emails

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:09 pm

The other lad... he is much more optimistic however.

Dear Sir,
thanks for all your cooperation concerning the deal, i got the mail and iam alright with the instructions sir.Mean while iam right now in Abuja waiting to meet him. Thanks, i will get back to you when iam through with him.
Yours Faithfully,
Charles.

then...

Dear Sir,

I was there just for the appointment and you were'nt there. Pls, try and reach me on my phone number as i am longing to here from you. (080****01279) Pls, call or reply as urgent as possible so that we can re-schedule the appointment.

Thanks

then..

Dear sir,
I am so surprise that you can did this to me after all i went through, becuase i was their as you told me to meet the person as the Airport, knowing too well that, there is no way you can go in there, hence you are not a custom officer.

Please reply to me and tell me what next to do becuase i am still in Abuja.

Thanks.

Ok, i sent both a small message to see if they can do it again.

I have contacted him, he said he is really really sorry for the mixup. He said he would email you to meet at the international custom wing.

I hope everything gets fixed. contact me in a couple of hours if you do not find him. Ill think of something to do.

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:17 pm

Great! I have sent so many people to that customs place asking for , that have to remember by now!

Now, they just need to meet. This is the point where it is good to give them each others numbers. If they start talking now, who cares. They are in Abuja.

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