Lad wrote back to my "dead" character's e-mail

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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:02 am

I had a scambait going on with a lad from the "UK national lottery." It didn't go very far and I got bored with it, so I killed off my character. I wrote from another character's e-mail address, informing the lad of the "death" of my friend.

To my surprise, the lad wrote back to the new character. Unfortunately, he wrote back to the "dead" character's e-mail Rolling Eyes

. I had to have a little fun with that Twisted Evil

.

"Dear Ms. B4kes and Mr. Br0wn:

Apparently you sent an e-mail to me that was meant to
be sent to my friend, Dr. St3ph3n T. C0lbert D.F.A. I
was partially eaten by a dolphin last Saturday and can
assure you I am quite dead. Not feeling better. I
have ceased to be. Stone dead. Dolphin food, etc.

I thought Dr. C0lbert informed you of my death and
told you to write to him at his gmail address,
[email protected]

However, maybe I have won the National Zombie UK
Lottery. If this is the case, I'd be thrilled.
Zombies are far too often ignored by the lottery
genre.

So, if you want to award me the zombie lottery, please
continue.

If not, you should really write to St3ph3n at his
gmail address. Tell him I said "hi."

Oh, and that I want to eat his brains too.

Slainte',
Dav1d H0w3ll "I feel happy" 3vans"

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Mar 2007 Posts: 149

Excellent! We don't use the zombie bait modality half enough!

** ACCOUNT CLOSED ** Joined: 15 Apr 2007 Posts: 766

Future replies should be "Brrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnns!"

--J.D.

P.S. Or, more seriously, you could start the, "I am sorry, but I do not have the time to pursue a lottery or any such matters. I and my Associates are seeking a reliable supply of fresh human brains. . . ."

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:40 am

The lad won't understand the "brains" bit; Romero's zombies have nothing to do with vodoun. This is a common mistake, and there are informative posts about the subject.

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=560110#560110

Know your enemy.

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