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Joined: 10 Jun 2007
Location: Bremerton, Washington
Sun Jun 10, 2007 6:13 am
You guys are in the business of messing with the minds of people who deserve much worse. I have a little something you could incorporate into your fun - a simple concept, but entirely frustrating for your goon.
The following is from a story I read a long time ago in "The Book of Jasher," supposedly one of the "lost books" from the Bible.
A man who I will call John, traveling through the area, stopped in Soddom for a night's rest. One thing led to another and he was obliged to stay at the personal home of a nice man we shall call Bob. This Bob also took care of John's horse along with the horse blanket and other stuff.
When it came time for John to leave, Bob delivered the horse minus the blanket, which was a big deal for John. When John asked Bob about the blanket, he replied, "Here is the interpretation of your dream..." and told him some crap about his supposed dream about owning a blanket.
John, of course, was astonished at the reply and argued extensively with Bob, but Bob maintained his position that the blanket was from a dream John had, and Bob had the correct interpretation of the dream. Not only that, but Bob had generously granted the interpretation for free, for which he normally charges $50. So John ought to be grateful.
John eventually takes Bob to the court and argues his case before the judge. Of course, the judge sides with Bob and even orders the ungrateful John to pay Bob for the interpretation of his dream, citing the fact that Bob is a well-respected member of the community and known for his accurate dream interpretations.
I know some imaginative soul can use this principle somehow in your dealings with the Scum of the Earth. It would be fun to hear about it.
GordonBennett Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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