How to turn a mole hill into a mtn (NSFW) part 2

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Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:16 pm

I decided to make my lad psychic . . .

I took a break from my lad in this thread. But I've been missing him lately, so I decided to finally answer one of his chat requests. This could be fun. Very Happy

Quote:

Me: How are you?

Mike: am okay i guess

Me: why do you guess?

Mike: yes i feel the same way too

Me: are you ok or not?

Mike: because i have been sick since but now that i meet you am ok

Me: sick how?
Like Swine flu? or like mental illness?

Mike: i mean i have been missing you

Me: Oh. I guess that's like mental illness.

Mike: yes i it is
i feel lowly

Me: What's lowly? I went to high school with a guy named lowly. He was a little funny. Are you feeling him?

Mike: no amfeeling you
not him

Me: Oh. That's nice. Do you know Lowly?

Mike: am feeling you my angel
my morning star
no

Me: How did you know his name then?

Mike: i dont
can i see you on cam now?

Me: Are you psychic? Cause I was just thinking about him when you mentioned it.

Mike: i dont mean that

Me: What do you mean?

Mike: let forget that and talkplz
i dont have much internet time left here

Me: But don't you think it's weird that I was thinking of him and then all of a sudden you just blurt out his name?

Mike: i mean my time is runing out

Me: My cat was psychic.

Mike: k

Me: Let's test it. I'll think of something and you see if you can read my mind.

Mike: you still not proved to me that you are realy

Me: Yes I have.
Come on lets try the psychic test. Try to read my mind.

Mike: i love you

Me: That's nice, but I was thinking something else. Concentrate and try to read my mind.
Try closing your eyes. That's what my cat used to do.
I think it helped her see the visions
OK. Go.

Mike: k

Me: I'm thinking of something right now.

Mike: yes i do

Me: Cool. So what is it I'm thinking of?
Are you concentrating?

Mike: i don t know
no

Me: Come on. Try. Let it come to you. Close your eyes like my cat did.

Mike: lets live that for some other time

Me: No we have to do it right now. Your psychic energy is working now, it comes and goes. You have to try it while the vibrations are wiggling.
I'll close my eyes too to make it easier.
I mean stronger.
LOL it's hard to type with my eyes closed.

Mike: realy

Me: Are you concentrating?
I'm going to open my eyes so I can see if you said anything yet.

Mike: yes i am

Me: Ok. What are you seeing?
What are the wiggles telling you?

Mike: am seen you thinking if i realy love you?

Me: Nope, that wasn't it. Try again.
But really concentrate this time.

Mike: see i cant concentrate right now

Me: come on just try. For me.

Mike: coss am not yet confirm that you are the sme person on the picture you sent to me

Me: why are you doubting me after all this time?

Mike: plz let me se you first on cam then
i will do any thing you ask of me

Me: I've even spoken to you on the phone. You're the one who never sends any pictures except for the one you sent the first time. But I dont' really doubt you. I know exactly what you are, prolly cause I'm a little psychic.

Mike: is not as if that am doubting you okay
realy ?

Me: What would you call it then? I've sent you so many pictures I can't even count them. And I talked to you a bunch of times. Who do you think I am?

Mike: that sounds graet my dear

Me: So who am I if I'm not me?
Why would I be someone else? Who has time for that?

Mike: yes am sorryi did not send you many pictures

Me: Many? You call one many? Pfft.
Forget all that. I want to see if you're really psychic. Let's hurry before the wiggles go away.

Mike: well i beleive you

Me: Sweet. Now let's get to work.
What am I thinking about?

Mike: ok let keep rolling on then
k
Me: Ok. I'm thinking of it now.

Mike: wait

Me: I hope you're concentrating. This is no time for a pee break.

Mike: am trying to come up with sme thing but cant
i dont know why

Me: Try touching your screen. I'll do the same right in the middle. That will help the wiggles reach each other.
OK, go.
Anything?

Mike:
k

Me: Put your whole palm there.
Woah! I felt a spark. Did you feel that?

Mike: k

Me: Did you?

Mike: yes
yeap

Me: Like a little spark? I also saw blue behind my eyes.
holy crap that was cool. Let's do it again.

Mike: i feel like flying to come and meet you
k

Me: I feel like I'm flying already. Lets try the hand thing again, but this time try to picture what I'm picturing.
Ok go.

Mike:
k

Me: wow! I felt a spark again. A little smaller, but a real spark.
Did any pictures go into your head?

Mike: yeap

Me: What did you see?

Mike: i saw a bounch of flowers

Me: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!

Mike: with rembows colors

Me: HOLY CRAP!!!!!
What else?

Mike: u mewn ?

Me: huh?
me meowing?

Mike: and i saw my self kissing you

Me: That's amazing. That's really close to what I was thinking.

Mike: reallly
?
so what did you think of

Me: I was thinking about my old dining room in my dad's house. I was holding my cat and kissing her. Here's the freaky part, the dining room had curtains that had flowers on them. Colorful ones. You were dead on. HOLY SHIT that's amazing.
That's how it works with psychic stuff. It's not real exact like, but you get the idea sort of.
Let's do it again. I'll think of something else.

Mike: waoh that is graet then
so what next?

Me:
OK. put your hand on the screen again and let's try it again.
OK go. I'm thinking of something right now.
Are you concentrating? I didn't get a spark that time.

Mike: when

Me: Just now. Did you do it?
Are you still with me?

Mike: yes

Me: Did you try it?

Mike: now?

Me: Yeah! now.
Ready?

Mike: yes

Me: OK. Go.

Mike: i did

Me: What pictures did you see?

Mike: the picture of the very day we meet on chat

Me: Really?

Mike: yeap

Me: That wasn't what I was thinking.
Let's try it again, but this time really concentrate.
Ok. Go!

Mike: k

Me: Are you doing it?

Mike: y

Me: Did you feel anything?
Or see anything?

Mike: yes i can see red light

Me: What else?

Mike: and some of your school friends

Me: Woah. What else?

Mike: at the party
haveing fun

Me: What season is it?

Mike: val season

Me: What is val season?

Mike: the season of love
i mean sending love messages to your love once

Me: Oh. I think I get it. Like valentines day?

Mike: am inviting you to viwe my web cam now
yeap
Me: Cool. How do I see you?
<snip> lots of stalls and technical difficulties using the cam, most of them real, not that it would have mattered.

Mike: lets live it some other time ok

Me: OK.
Wanna try being psychic again?

Mike: yes you have made my day dear

Me: Did you know you're psychic before?

Mike: yes
but never take serious

Me: Like what kind of things happened before?

Mike: at times if some thing is about to happen
i wimm first of all feel it

Me: Like give me an example

Mike: like the day you told me that you will be comeing on 20december
i feel it that some thing will stop you
and i try to stop you from the first time
but just that it aready late then
hello

Me: Wow.

Mike: are you there

Me: You know I had a funny feeling that day too. I thought it was just the coins I hid in my vagina, but maybe there was more to it than that.

Mike: yeap if you can still remember that faithfull day

Me: Maybe I'm psychic too.

Mike: yes you are
i guess so too

Me: But you know, that day wasn't as bad as it could have been. I mean, I didn't have to go to jail or anything, and all I had to do was sex up a few customs guys and bango, I was outta there.

Mike: yes i know
because afeter that feeling i pray and say god please help us

Me: and it worked. man you are a luckey guy.
or should I say you are a luckey guy man. I got bad grades in school so I always mess that up.

Mike: my time is up now
i want to go now

Me: k bye.

Mike: yeap
have a nice dream and dream about me sweet heart

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:32 pm

Haha... very nice! Can you make me psychic too? There's one particular person in this world who's thought I would very much like to read now (and you all know who I mean Wink

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Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:23 pm

Genius - what a great way to build rapport!

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:46 pm

rofl

super waste of a lad's time, and guaranteed to sit on his mind all day.

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:02 pm

luckey guy man. Love it.

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:04 pm

Wouldn't it be more fun to make him psychadelic?

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

You crack me up, luckey. I love reading your chats with this lad.

Quote:

I know exactly what you are, prolly cause I'm a little psychic.

Quote:

You know I had a funny feeling that day too. I thought it was just the coins I hid. . .

419Eater is my life Joined: 31 Mar 2009 Posts: 327

That's great! The part about the coins nearly made me choke! Laughing

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:28 pm

My modality is to drive them psychotic Twisted Evil

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:31 am

luckey, I just knew you were gonna hide some coins up there. Cats are psychic! Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

I can never think of anything original to do with the lads, thanks for giving me another idea to steal. Very Happy

I have several chat lads who would make good psychics.

Elite Baiter Joined: 15 Sep 2008 Posts: 1006

This is the funniest chat..thanks for posting it.

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:23 pm

Hilarious! clapping

I'll have to try this. Mr. Green

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:44 pm

cool!

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:35 pm

Damn, I can't stop thinking of those poor coins now. All alone and shut off from the rest of coinkind. Trying to get out, bouncing around in their prisons.

Quick, back to some boring work....! And thanks for the entertainment.

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:15 pm

haha - that's funny!

if i wanted to try that, do i use the same security precautions as for email?

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:23 pm

Maybe you could suggest that since your cat has passed away the lad may be her reincarnation?

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:39 pm

^^The cat died because of the lad. Long story. Laughing

But I don't see why he shouldn't talk to her. I'm on with him now. I'll work that in. Very Happy

Elite Baiter Joined: 15 Sep 2008 Posts: 1006

Quote:

The cat died because of the lad. Long story.

And now he's channeling your dead cat! How cool is that! Very Happy

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:14 pm

The cat lives. Shocked

Quote:

Me: hey, I've been thinking about the psychic stuff a lot. I think you really have a gift.
a gift from god

Mike: realy?

Me: yeah. It's really rare to be able to see the future and read people's minds and junk
you need to learn to focus it.
It can be a really powerful thing.

Mike: well i feel flaterd

Me: You should. It's very special.

Mike: thank you my angel

Me: We need to work on it though. The biggest thing is concentration.
OK?

Mike: i will try my best but allthanks should go to you my love

Me: no, it's not a gift from me, it's right from God!
He gets to decide who is psychic and who isn't
Are you getting any visions right now?

Mike: yes i know but you are the one who discover it

Me: Well, yeah, but only cause god sent me to do that. you know how it works.
So what are you seeing right now.
Think about the future and tell me what's going to happen.

Mike: k

Me: Let's make it about something specific. You have to do that otherwise you won't be able to focus.
Tell me what will happen with the war in Iraq.

Mike: dear but am not concentrateing right now
coss am watching football march
manunited vs gunner
hey are you there
?

Me: yes

Mike: oh no please talk to me dont keep me in dark please.

Me: stop watching the game and concentrate
I'm mad at you.
this is important and you're watching a stupid cricket match

Mike: k lets concentrate

Me: that's better. Remember, this is a power that God gave you. If you don't take his gift graciously and use it for his work, he'll kill you.

Mike: i woun,t watch it again

Me: Good. Now back to the exercise. What's going to happen in Iraq. Today, next week, and one year from now.

Mike: k
that is big task dear

Me: It's a big gift.

Mike: but let see
there are going to be a shoot out today

Me: good start. Between who?
Are you still there? You didn't pass out or anything did you?

Mike: between some unkown gunmen and the soldgers

Me: Are you watching that stupid game again? God's not going to like this. I'm telling.

Mike: no

Me: You need to concentrate harder. How many soldiers, from what country?

Mike: k
two gun men

Me: Good. Where are they?
Try to get the picture in your head and then describe it for me really well.

Mike: they will dress like asoldiers

Me: Good. What else
It shouldn't take this long. You're not concentrating hard enough.

Mike: hold on am with you
yes there is some thing am trying to picture clear

Me: Cool. What?

Mike: wait
they are going to kill an innorcent boy between
the age of
7 to 12

Me: Oh my god. That's horrible. We have to save him!!
More. We need more!!!!
Do you have a name, for the boy, or the town where it's going to happen. Concentrate.

Mike: how do we do that?

Me: I don't know. Don't break your concentration. You're on to something now. Keep thinking about the boy.
Any detail you can see, no matter how small might save his life.

Mike: k let see

Me: Anything?

Mike: am still trying

Me: Try harder. A boy's life is at stake here. We don't have much time!!!!!

Mike: k

Me: Well?

Mike: i cant get any thing dear

Me: Try to dream about it tonight. In the mean time I'm going to call the US embassy and try to get them to be extra careful. If I tell them I know this from a psychic in Lagos, they will listen to me, I'm sure of it.
Before we stop though, I want you to try to do one more thing for me.

Mike: what ?

Me: I really miss my cat. Will you try to talk to her for me?

Mike: that reminds me

Me: Will you?

Mike: guess what ?

Me: I feel really terrible for how she died. I need to contact her.

Mike: yes i will

Me: You're the best. Try now. This was around the time I used to feed her. She'll probably be easier to reach now.

Mike: she is not dead

Me: You have the wrong cat. I know she's dead.
Jen told me.
Try again.

Mike: she still alive and healdy

Me: Are you sure?
Ask her where she is?

Mike: am sure did you see her corpes
i mean the dead body

Me: No, I never did, but why would Jen tell me a lie like that?
Ask her if she is wearing her red collar.
Are you there?

Mike: yes
she is wearing a blue one now as i talk to you

Me: Oh my god!! That's amazing. That's the collar that she was wearing when I saw her last.
Where is she?

Mike: i cant tell right now but she is okay

Me: Does she forgive me?

Mike: mean while jen know about it

Me: Ask her what Jen did to her.

Mike: yes she knows is not your falt
so there fore she is not mad at you

Me: So what happened. Jen told me Tom killed her. What happened?

Mike: dont worry you will still meet her someday
mean while there is something itold you to guess

Me: I have to find her. She'll die without me.
Please ask her what happened.

Mike: she is not dead

Me: Yes, you said that. But how did she get away from Tom?

Mike: jen pleaded unbehalve of her
jen loved her too
guess what please

Me: Oh my god. I'm crying. So why did Jen tell me she died?

Mike: dont cry just guess what mylove

Me: Just ask her and I'll guess. This is important. You don't know how much that cat means to me. Other than you, she's all I have in this world. Imagine that.

Mike: yes ofcourse she also mean alot to me than you too

Me: So ask her why Jen lied to me.

Mike: but she is not all i have in this world because i have you

Me: Ok. That's depressing.
Can you ask her please? Why did Jen lie to me.

Mike: welljen lied to you because tom warns her
not let you know about it
what did you say that stoped you from calling me

Me: But why would he do that.

Mike: ?
coss he wants to hurt you

Me: Why would he want me to think he killed my cat, but then not really? And where was she when I couldn't find her?
If he really wanted to hurt me, he would have killed her.
That's what I would have done to him. I wanted to shoot him in the penis. I would have done that in a second if you hadn't stopped me.
I still want to.

Mike: yes but jen stoped him

Me: I need to go find her. If she's still alive, she needs me.

Mike: no dont please

Me: Thank you so much for talking to her. Try to find out where she is so I can go find her.

Mike: good
k

Me: While I'm there, I'm going to shoot Tom in the penis. and i'm going to shoot Jen in the virginia.

Mike: now can you guess what now ?

Me: k. what?

Mike: my birth day

Me: when?

Mike: is arround the corner

Me: when?

Mike: comeing

Me: when?
Do you know?

Mike: may 3rd

Me: yeah! I love birthdays. I'll do something special for you.

Mike: realy?

Me: Of course. Ok. Now find out where my cat is. I need to go find her.

Mike: she is in jen,s house right now

Me: OH MY GOD. that bitch. She probalby did this to steal her from me. I'm calling her right now.
I'm going to kill her.
Tell my cat not to worry. I'm coming to get her.

Mike: no dont call her

Me: You're right. If I call her, she'll disappear with my cat.

Mike: take heunexpected

Me: You're right. I'll go there late at night and shoot her in the virginia.
Then once in the eye. After she's suffered.

Mike: stop that bushit
dont doany harm to her okay

Me: I'm not bushitting. I'm going to shoot her in the bush.
Bushshooting is more like it. LOL

Mike: you will do no such thing

Me: I gotta start making plans. I'm going to have to get a passport. Maybe I can steal Imelda's. I look a little like her.

Mike: do no such thing please

Me: It's time I started taking action. I can't let people push me around like this anymore. She crossed the line when she took my cat. No court would convict me for shooting her after that.

Mike: i sugest you cool off for now

Me: Ok. I'll sleep on it. Then I'll go kill her.

Mike: stop planes on that please

Me: I know. Why don't you look into the future and tell me if anything bad will happen if I kill her. How bout that?

Mike: lets meet first then we plan it together

Me: I can't leave my cat there. no way.

Mike: even if you go now, you cant find her
i will tell you when it is right time to do that

Me: Sure I can. I'll go to Jen's house.
Why can't I find her?

Mike: i know so is not yet time for that
when the time comes then i will let you know

Me: Ok. You're the psychic. I need to think about all this.
I'm going to go now. I should at least try to keep this little kid from getting killed.

Mike: now lets talk about your health
how are you doing now ?

Me: better. I should be out of the hospital soon. they did a lot of work on my face and on my knees

Mike: i mean how are you feeling

Me: mad.

Mike: ?

Me: I hate that bitch Jen.
I wish you would have let me shoot Tom in the penis when I had the chance.

Mike: close that chapter for now
when ami going to see you on cam?

Me: I don't know. Soon I guess. I still don't have one.

Mike: then get one

Me: I was going to ask the nurse to buy one for me.
I'll do that today.

Mike: coss i have always wanted that and you know it

Me: i know. It's been a busy year.

Mike: yeah what are your planes twards us
?
me and you

Me: The same. I still want to be with you. We'll find a way.
I'm more sure of that than ever.

Mike: is there going to still be us ??

Me: Of course. Don't be silly
Look into the future and see if for yourself.

Mike: because it all lies in your hands
yes there will if you wish
i can see you by my side

Me: Have faith. I'm going to go save that kid now.
bye cutie

@Redshoes: By all means! If you get anything good, feel free to post it here. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:21 pm

Here's today's chat. I think he's getting tired of being psychic. Sad

Quote:

Me: Hi! Are you there

Mike: yes am here

Me: how are you my psychic friend.
did you see the news today?

Mike: :no

Me: It worked! I saved the boy!!!

Mike: what happend?
really ?

Me: I called the embassy and they must have done something to stop the attack because no boy was killed today. Isn't that awesome?

Mike: are you serious?

Me: Yeah! I feel so great about it. It's not every day you get to save someone's life!!!

Mike: oh yeah
that is nice dear

Me: Nice? It's a miracle! You're a miracle!

Mike: hey i feel flaterd again
thanks once again

Me: Don't thank me, thank God. He chose you for this, not me.

Mike: k
so what gift are you going to give me on my birth day?

Me: It's a surprise. It's not polite to ask about surprises.
We need to work on your psychic powers some more.

Mike: k then i love surprises.

Me: You really need someone like me to help you discover your potential
I know a lot about it. I've been doing research.

Mike: yes that is why i can wait to meet you

Me: Yeah, it will go faster if we were together, but we can't wait. There could be more lives we're supposed to save together.
I think God wants me to teach you.

Mike: y
sure

Me: I think you need me because your concentration is so weak and you're lazy.

Mike: yes but you are the cause
coss i always think of you
how are you doing ?
you know am not setle yet

Me: Perfect example. You get so easily distracted by easy comfort that you don't bother to work for anything.

Mike: you know you have becomes part of me

Me: LOL which part?

Mike: i feel like been with you as we planed it
my life
emotions
whatever

Me:
cool. let's work on your psychic powers some more.
I read that there is a special diet you should try to magnify them.

Mike: no lets talk about us

Me: Your powers are all about us.
It makes me feel close to you.

Mike: when we get together then you will preper the diet
brb

Me: It's easy, I can just tell you about it.
Mike: yes i know that will wait
am back

Me: no, you can't wait, lives may be at stake. Maybe we can save another child
Have you ever heard of a psychic boost nightcap?
It's really easy to make, and it can double your powers in just a few weeks.

Mike: no
but am not yet ready for that

Me: Of course you are! You're doing great. You can't waste a gift once god gives it to you. He'll kill you.

Mike: all i need now is you
i can concentrate

Me: but what about what I need?

Mike: what do you need ?

Me: This is my way to fix some of the things I have done wrong in my life, like killing that coin store guy.

If I can help you become more psychic and save some lives, I will be forgiven.
Mike: yes we will do that soon as we meet
togetjer

Me: NO NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike: no then

Me: Why?

Mike: i can do that with out you by my side

Me: Don't be an idiot. You've done it three times in two days.
The power is in you, I just help you do it better.

Mike: yes but am not fite any more

Me: That's because of your diet
It's very draining to be psychic. You have to keep the power up.

Mike: yes but not untill we be together

Me: You're missing the point as usual. You can't ignore your gift or you will lose it.

Mike: yes if that is the case i dont need it any more it is you that i need

Me: Stop being so selfish. We're not talking about what you need. We're talking about what I need.

Mike: whatever

Me: NOT WHATEVER
Stop being a lazy dreamer and do something important.

Mike: i will be mad at you if you dont stop that
i can see you dont care about how and what i feel

Me: I'm already mad at you. Stop what? Trying to help you use a gift to help people? Trying to show you that you have something ordinary people can never hope to even believe in? I can open the doors to a kingdom for you, and you'd rather close your eyes and waste it.
If that's really how you feel, I don't even know who you are.

Mike: k
then
so what is going to happen now ?

Me: I think you should start the diet.
Just the power drink part
And I think you should practice being psychic

Mike: k
how do i do that ?

Me: It might sound gross, but it really works.
Can you get goats milk?

Mike: no

Me: Can you get any kind of milk?

Mike: peak milk

Me: What's that?

Mike: the one the seel in store
i mean the one they sell in super market?

Me: I was afraid of that. It's probably cow milk, but that won't work.

Mike: k

Me: Don't worry, there's a good substitute

Mike: so what do we do then

Me: You'll have to save your morning urine for night time.

Mike: why?

Me: Mix it with a spoon full of salt and a spice like curry or paprika
It can't be chilled, it has to stay at room temperature or it won't work.
Mix that together in a cup and drink it just before you go to bed each night.

Mike: so what do i do with that
sorry i cant do that

Me: After you drink it, go to bed, but try not to fall asleep right away.

Mike: how can you expect me to do that?

Me: You'll need to do psychic exercises for at least fifteen minutes to let the potion do it's work.
It's easy, you can do it.

Mike: yes
i cant tak urine

Me: It won't taste like anything. It's morning urine you'll be using, not daytime urine.
Also the salt and paprika or whatever will help change the taste.

Mike: have you done that your self?

Me: No, but I'm going to try it. I don't think my powers are as strong as yours, but whatever they are, I want them to be stronger.

Mike: you try it first

Me: Ok. I'll try it tonight.

Mike: gud

Me: Wait, I can't try it tonight because I didn't save my urine from this morning. I'll do it tomorrow.
Save yours tomorrow no matter what. We can't afford to waste another day.

Mike: k
yes i need you to do me a favor

Me: What?

Mike: i need some money

Me: Sure, how much?

Mike: how much can you afford?

Me: How much do you need?

Mike: just 250

Me: Ok.
How do I get it to you?

Mike: by western union

Me: OK. I'll see if I can get one of the nurses to send it.

Mike: k so when do i expect it?

Me: I don't know. I have to ask a nurse. When I find one who can do it, I'll tell you when it's about to come.
Where do I send it?

Mike:

Me: Where is that?

Mike: that is the name to use

Me: Why don't I just use your name instead?

Mike: that is my name also

Me: How many names do you have?

Mike:
Me: Holy alphabet soup Batman!

Mike: sorry
u mean?

Me: I mean that's like the whole alphabet!

Mike: hahahah so what is going to happen now ?

Me: Would it be easier if I just sent the money to abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz and then you can just pick it up under any name?

Mike: no i dont think so
just send to

Me: k
that's all I need to know?

Mike: adress.....lagos nigeria

Me: thats it?

Mike: u mean?

Me: that's all i need to know?

Mike: i think so

Me: k
I'll ring for the nurse. Are you around tomorrow?

Mike: :yes i may be arround

Me: k I'll try you then.

Mike: so can you call me to night?+23480365xxx

Me: not tonight

Mike: but when ?
no ?
now ?

Me: tomorrow

Mike: k then

Me: im tired

Mike: k dear you need some rest

Me: k. talk to you tomorrow bye

Mike: yes sweet heart that will be lovely dear angel
i cant wait to hear your lovely voice
and remember to save the urine as we agreed on

Me: I will.

Edit: fixed stuff.

Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:44 pm

This is great Laughing

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I have to stop reading these at work! Everyone keeps asking me what is so funny!

Poor lad! Can't wait until you move him onto the next bodily fluid!

Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 7:32 pm

Some lads just bait themselves. He's begging me to safari him. Laughing

Quote:

Mike: hi

Me: How are you?

Mike: i really miss you

Me: me too. are you OK?

Mike: on my birth day
Mike: really?

Me: When is your birthday?

Mike: yesterday
Mike: 3rd

Me: What do you mean? I thought you said it was the 18th?

Mike: but i told you
Mike: it was third

Me: I distinctly remember you said the 18th.
Me: I remember because my dad's birthday is September 18th and that number stayed in my head

Mike: well the problem now is that i was un able to pick the money

Me: Why?
Me: Was it there?

Mike: i dont know
Mike: they ask too many questions

Me: What do you mean you don't know?

Mike: yes

Me: What kind of questions?

Mike: your phone number
Mike: too many questions

Me: They're not supposed to ask you anything. They're just supposed to give you the money?
Me: Do you think they're trying to steal it for themselves?

Mike: to confirm if am haveing ilegal business with you i guess
Mike: i dont think so

Me: But there's no business. That was a gift. You have to go back there right now.
Me: Tell them I said they have to give you that money right now.
Me: I think they're trying to steal it. Call the police and get them to go with you.

Mike: well i need you to resend it to some where els

Me: Like where? To another country?
Me: Go there now and tell them to give you that damn money.

Mike: may be Benin Republic
Mike: i can travel there to pick it

Me: Can you go there? I don't even know where that is.

Mike: at the boader
Mike: yes
Mike: i can

Me: Oh. That doesn't sound bad. When will you go?

Mike: you know is very close to nigeria
Mike: as soon as you resend it

Me: I don't know much about geometry.
Me: Wait, I have to send it again? Why don't you just go get it in Benin

Mike: oh my god i really soferd

Me: huh?

Mike: when?
Mike: are you sending it

Me: Maybe it didn't work or something.

Me: I checked it this morning, and it was there, but maybe it shows up here, but not in Africa.

Mike: k
Mike: but when they check it at the western union office
Mike: they told me there is problem with it
Mike: plz
Mike: resend it to benin republic
Mike: so i can get it there

Me: OK. I"ll try. But I have to get it back first. How do I do that?

Mike: go to the oragenal office where it was been sent from
Mike: complain to them

Me: OK. I'll see if I can get that same nurse to go for me. She's not going to be happy about this.

Mike: am not happy about this either
Mike: so what about my birth day gift?

Me: I'm sorry you're not happy. I wish you had told me the truth about your birthday. Now didn't have time to get you anything special.

Mike: yes you can still get it in arriers

Me: It's your birthday so I won't stay mad at you. I'll ask the nurse if I can borrow extra money to send to you and you can buy what you want.

Mike: are you searious?

Me: bad idea?

Mike: no

Me: good idea?

Mike: that is great
Mike: yes of course
Mike: love you

Me: me too. I'm going to go now and ring for the nurse. I want you to be happy soon so let me see if I can get her to do this today.

Mike:

Me: bye cutie.
Me: happy birthday

Mike: wait
Mike: so how are you doing presently
Mike: sweet heart
Mike: ?

Me: better. I feel a little better every day.
Me: Oh I almost forgot to tell you. I saved my morning urine and tried the special drink. It was incredible!!!!

Mike: i just pray you will get well soon my love

Me: You have to try the drink. I've never felt so powerful!!!!!

Mike: really i was about comeing to ask you

Me: I think it's making me heal faster.

Mike: ok i will dear
Mike: i really missed you on my birth day

Me: The nurse saw me drinking it and she was like what the hell are you doing LOL but then I told her what I was doing and she knew all about it.

Mike: i came to the cafe to chat you but did not see you
Mike: and that makes me feel bad

Me: well I tried the drink on Saturday night and I was practicing being psychic. One of the nurses is really into it and she was giving me some tests. I think I have a lot of power. I can see my visions much more clearly now.
Me: you have to do it.

Mike: k i will
Mike: but wait have some thing for you

Me: tell me what it's like. Remember, don't just drink it and go to sleep. You have to practice being psychic or you'll waste it.

Mike: sweetie

Me: it's so cool, you can't even imagine how great it is

Mike: guess wat i really wann tell u that i have a specila thing that i will give u

Me: It's like feeling the power of god in your veins

Mike: but i will not tell u till i send that throw mail for
Mike: u

Me: what are you talking about?

Mike: i have been always thinking of you everydays of my life

Me: I hope so LOL

Mike: u are the special thing that makes up my life
Mike: : Mad

:

: (<<Those were little heart guys before)
Mike: that is for u my love

Me: That makes me feel accomplished!

Mike: : Mad

:

:
Mike: u u re the greatest sweetie heart that make up my life
Mike: i cant do without you in my life

Me: don't worry, you won't have to. You'll be my pet forever.

Mike: sweet heart promise that you will not hurt me in life

Me: What do you think I am, some kind of sadogilante? I'll never hurt you.

Mike: sweetie i really wanna always see you appear alvailable to me

Me: Don't worry. I'll always be there.

Mike: you are all that i want in life and without you my heart and soul is incomplete

Me: cool.

Mike: u are the special gift that Almighty God has given me
Mike: nd i promise that i will always be there for you too

Me: my my, you do go on don't you

Mike: if loving you it a crime i will rather be a crinimal sweetie
Mike: i am missing you

Me: that's funny. I'm fond of irony.

Mike: i cant wait to meet you face to face

Me: soon. very soon.

Mike: so i will give to you all that it take to build passionate love together
Mike: sweetie

Me: someone took their gush pills today LOL

Mike: appear oline baby

Me: k

Mike: i really wanna see you appear online to me

Me: I know. me too.
Me: I'm ringing for the nurse now.

Mike: ok bbay *
Mike: whenever you sleep always remember this baby :: Mad

:
Mike: i will give that to you and you alone will i offer it

Me: rightieo Cupid really put some holes in you today, didn't he

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Quote:

Mike: if loving you it a crime i will rather be a crinimal sweetie
Mike: i am missing you

Me: that's funny. I'm fond of irony.

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