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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:24 am |
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EDIT>>> Quoted Eliza because I didn't want anyone to miss this call.
I think Ed is about to crack. |
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Doctor X
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Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:40 am |
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Eliza_Doolittle wrote: |
The call of the night! This is soooooooooooooooooooooo good!
Is it just me....or does Ed sound a bit upset???? |
Oh wow!!! No way to fake that anger!!
Like the idea that the police are looking for him so he has to get a fake passport. Oh will that go over so well in Singapore!!!!
--J.D. |
_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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Knugen
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 Jun 2007
Posts: 24
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:40 am |
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Usm4an Bell0 is bloody brilliant. |
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:42 am |
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Double-O!!!!!
"I know what you did" "I know when you are leaving" |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:43 am |
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ok - so a drugged Amy just called ed to tell him that they've beaten her - and she tells him all the stuff that's going on and how they are planning to get him at the airport - she begs him not to go. She says that they got his passport information and his photo from her email account and have printed it and are going to leave it with the police.
Ed is f*ed.
Amy cries at the end and hangs up on Ed - - pretending to be caught on the phone and going to get another beating.
Ed sounds like he almost REALLY cries in this phone call...
http://media.putfile.com/amy-ed-july4 |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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Zorro
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 377
Location: In levitation
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:51 am |
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dang dang DANG
Have to get home to listen to the audio ... still 6 hours to go |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:53 am |
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He says he is going today which I assume means tomorrow morning I thought he wasn't leaving till later ? |
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lucky777
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 86
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:09 am |
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So.... going back to Nigeria eh? -- Good luck Ed!! |
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BaldSpot
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 10 Jun 2007
Posts: 14
Location: Bremerton, Washington
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:19 am |
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To those of you who are wondering if the bayters are being bayted by Mr. 3d or his butties, please note that there would be nothing to gain in doing so. The Ny-Jeerians are out to make money, and there is no money in pretending to be strung around the globe on wild-goose chases.
Also, please note the usual response once a scammer figures out he's been tricked - he usually lets fly with a string of profanities (to the best of his ability) and pronounces a number of curses upon his bayter. Mr. 3d has not done this. He's still a believer.
Thanks to all you pro bayters working on this most interesting story. I am going to be disappointed when the final chapter closes on this travelogue. |
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B.L.Z. Bubb
Dudley Dooright
Joined: 23 Feb 2005
Posts: 723
Location: Dreaming of the Eater Ladies
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:25 am |
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Thanks for the insight, BaldSpot. I didn't know that - neither did anyone else... |
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XPS1710
Master Baiter
Joined: 03 Jul 2007
Posts: 158
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:13 am |
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Well after hours of reading (literally, hours) I have caught up and - you guys are my heroes!
Now I had a thought.
Just a quick thing, ignore it if you want.
But you can say Usm4an Bell0 found out about the $7m through the poor 'other' cousin who 'accidently' fell into the meat grinder - if you are following.
Either way, this is enjoyable, and in the interim, I shall continue reading how Shiver tortures other lads. |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:39 am |
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@ PSD & MM - The violence side of this thing may be what is pushing 3d to return home instead of Malaysia.
I highly doubt he likes the prospect of fronting up to seriously bad dudes in a foreign countries without any of his boyz.
Just a thought... |
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XPS1710
Master Baiter
Joined: 03 Jul 2007
Posts: 158
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:01 am |
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Red:
For mine, it has been very interesting to see just how far they have been able to push the envelope with this one guy. Just going through the letters archive, its easy to see that lad's have done some insane stuff for less. Despite the absolute preposterousness of the story, he seem to still see a $7m pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Really, how far will these people go to rip off the innocent. This one crazy safari has really given great insight into the determination to get their hands on dollars that they have no rights to have. We dont know if this lad is one of the dangerous ones (I know they are all dangerous - but i am sure we get my meaning) - yet how far is he willing to go?
Obviously its completely up to the baiters how they want to play it - and it really is a wonder how much more this lad can take - but I won't blame them if they are willing to see if this guy will go into violence for money ... |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:05 am |
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^^^ XPS - sure, you're right, they have pushed the limit and it has worked fine.
But there's a big difference between elaborate stories that a mugu is willing to buy and a mugu facing two options:
1. return home poor and humilated
2. die or get severely raped/beaten/tortured by seriously bad mofos
i know what i would choose...
I'm just thinking that perhaps the change of heart from "i need to get to malaysia immediately" and "i need to get into this fight" to "i am returning to nigeria" is because he may be 'stupid', but he's still human. |
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XPS1710
Master Baiter
Joined: 03 Jul 2007
Posts: 158
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:24 am |
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Red:
There is no doubt this is one of the most gullible of the most educated lads I have read on this site, and others. If he is willing to flee back to Ng, then there is comfort that he is not willing to kill for money. I think the whole "i dont have the money' ruse is to give D0ug and the other guy that Homer plays, who's name escapes me right now (many apologies Homer - you do a great job tho!), perhaps he is hoping they can sort this problem out and get 4my out - where as I am sure going to Malaysia would be something he could suddenly do if they arent there. Yet, he seems to have the patience to wait for that (and also the elusive meeting with the nice lawyer with the $7m cheque). Obviously no one wants this one to get away, when he is in the one place it should be easy to get an actual criminal arrested - he has just been extraordinarily lucky - somehow.
For mine, I was hoping my suggestion would tie up a loose end - how did Usm4an know about the $7m in the first place.
I can just imagine how its all whirling around in his head right now. He must be wondering how the hell he got himself into this.
Maybe if it looks like he is about to flee, they can somehow manage to rescue 4my and she is in ICU under protective custody so he cant get into her. |
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Doctor X
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Joined: 15 Apr 2007
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:45 am |
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If he thinks his passport is compromised and he will be held at the airport, will he not need to get a fake one?
Then might the authorities "somehow" know to check a certain flight for a Nigerian with a fake passport?
Justa firinstance. . . .
--J.D. |
_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:10 am |
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Red wrote: |
@ PSD & MM - The violence side of this thing may be what is pushing 3d to return home instead of Malaysia.
I highly doubt he likes the prospect of fronting up to seriously bad dudes in a foreign countries without any of his boyz.
Just a thought... |
That crossed my mind, too. I still had hopes of getting him into legal problems, but I guess hearing Ed throw all his toys out of the pram like this is priceless. It's bloody brilliant hearing him lose it.
I think he might try to lie low now. He sent this an hour ago...
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I've been in Singapore for the past three weeks..It is a pity that I will be leaving without signing those document related to the transfer of inheritance..I tried the best I can to meet up with any appointments with your respresentative..But all my effort was in vain..At this point,I will be leaving on the 7th of July,2007..Anyway,I suggest you try and see that I sign these documents before the above mentioned date..Iam really disappointed..I look forward to your response.
Thanks and God bless.
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Here's another thing to chew on...this lad was educated, and somehow got his hands on enough money to travel. Lads always bemoan their miserable lot, they have no opportunities in Nigeria and so on, yet an educated lad, with qualifications and an air ticket should be able to get his foot on a career ladder. Particularly in a place like Singapore, with one of the most stable, thriving economies anywhere. Never crosses their minds, does it. |
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"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:49 am |
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morbiczer
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Posts: 49
Location: Budapest
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:56 am |
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I think one good thing about him getting back to Nigeria would be that that would open the possibility for him to go on yet another safari somewhere.
He still believes the story 100%. |
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Papa Lazarou
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 08 Aug 2006
Posts: 34
Location: Sconnie Botland
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:01 am |
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That was a fantastic performance by 4my! 3d does sound very concerned. |
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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3160
Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:05 am |
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I can't get through to putfile. |
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"We stayed there for two days hopping to get any of you" - Pastor Collins
"i will report to webmaster,abuse and the police hold and see, .....go to hell and rust in there bastard........bitch" - Steve Wright
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Doctor X
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Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:08 am |
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^^^^^I can through FF, but a friend who is "lurking" needs to use IE because she has a PC and cannot get her FF to recognize WMV . . . or something.
Do not know if that helps you or not.
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_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3160
Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:28 am |
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If someone who can get through could download it, and put the file up at a place like megaupload, that would be appreciated.
G3orge might show his appreciation in his next call to 3d. |
_________________ "I was at the Abuja Embassy Today, the Security guards say that the is no Mr. Bryan Adams working with them at either the lagos or abuja embassy. and did not let me in." - Efosa Erhabor - (Accra to Abuja)
"We stayed there for two days hopping to get any of you" - Pastor Collins
"i will report to webmaster,abuse and the police hold and see, .....go to hell and rust in there bastard........bitch" - Steve Wright
"This office will like to inform you that your winnings have been forfieted due to acts unbecoming of a humanbeing." - The Alpha Lottery
"A MAD MAN WILL PREGNANT YOUR JUNIOR SISTER AND THE BABY WILL BE A MAD BASTARD LIKE YOU." - Mahadul Usman
"I AM NOT A FOLL LET ME BE BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST AN ANIMAL TO DEAL WITH" - Tunji Adams
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Doctor X
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:31 am |
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Hrmmmmm . . . I can download it.
I can then send it to you?
PM me--just downloaded it as "source" and as a QuickTime file.
--J.D. |
_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:41 am |
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If Eliza's newspaper articles have the right effect I think 3d will be far too terrified to go anywhere near an airport using his current ID. It's a fantastic idea to keep him in the country for a good while longer as he tries to figure out how he's actually going to get back to Nigeria. If we make 3d believe that the consequences of him trying to board the plane are horrific then I'm sure he'll stick around for a bit longer.... a bit of stick to go with the carrot. |
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