Third Anniversary Safari - (Video p. 63)

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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:16 pm

EricEsch wrote:

Christ, I've never seen a group of people take so poorly to a simple question. I'm sorry I even asked.

But, your simple question was already asked by at least five or ten people earlier in the thread (proving you haven't actually read it?) ... and answered three times as many times over.

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:22 pm

mr. mugu wrote:

@Homer, you gave me an interesting idea that I have to think about. I've told Ed that George is helping me out in Malaysia now. Depending on what Eliza and Double-O do I plan on calling him tonight and go all batsh*t if (when) he begs for money. I plan on telling him that you and I have been trying to find this boat and, no, we can't really find the time to stop off at a WU to send him more money. If he mentions you, I can either say you're just a mean p**ck that doesn't like him or........ perhaps George hasn't been making those calls after all? Perhaps the 7 Dragons have his phone number?

Well, I implied in the phone call that D0ug is doing his own thing. I had no idea that we were supposedly together in Malaysia handling this thing.

Now, if you want us to re-unite in Malaysia and do a joint Skype call to the lad, that's fine with me. I figure I could be all hyped up and ready to strangle 3d, and you're trying to calm me down the whole time.

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:25 pm

^^^
Oooh--- that sounds good! Very Happy

Scare the cr*p out of him. 'Good cop - bad cop' angle.

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:33 pm

I was thinking more Foghorn Leghorn/Henery Hawk, but that's enough of an analogy.

If anybody knows where I could find some sound effects of glasses breaking/furniture being smashed, that would be a good addition.

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:52 pm

Here's a good site for sounds. Look under 'mechanical' for various breaking glasses. Lots of useful material here.

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:58 pm

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Is there a website out there that has recordings of people having sex and enjoying it????

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If anybody knows where I could find some sound effects of glasses breaking/furniture being smashed, that would be a good addition.

If you still need sfx, send me a PM. I've got 5 CDs full of 'em, and the oddball stuff like lesbians making out.

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:04 pm

these might be good for sounds of chairs breaking/fights

http://www.sounddogs.com/previews/25/mp3/226440_SOUNDDOGS_Fo.mp3

http://www.sounddogs.com/previews/25/mp3/309681_SOUNDDOGS_Cr.mp3

http://www.sounddogs.com/previews/25/mp3/309680_SOUNDDOGS_Cr.mp3

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just giving him a link to this thread at the end

if you go this route...make sure to have him on the phone and record it as he checks it out.

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:13 pm

If you want the sex sounds then try here, Very NSFW
http://www.nawtythings.com/soundwav.html

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:21 pm

^^^

Paging Eliza! Laughing

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 86

Wouldn't a simple porno flick do?
Edit:
I like this one jump_4_joy

http://www.nawtythings.com/sound/yesyesyes.wav

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:38 pm

mr. mugu wrote:

PsycheDelia_Smith wrote:

mr.mugu says he's done with Ed after this safari ends, and I actually think he means it.

Yeah, I think it was having to be enthusiastic about his love poems that did me in. I almost had to scrub my skin off after every one Very Happy

I'm trying to recall, didn't he recycle them to both our characters?

He did, and he also stole nauseating lines from love songs for his mail titles. "In my dreams I've kissed your lips a thousand times" and such. puke

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:48 pm

HomerJFong wrote:

Now, if you want us to re-unite in Malaysia and do a joint Skype call to the lad, that's fine with me. I figure I could be all hyped up and ready to strangle 3d, and you're trying to calm me down the whole time.

Okay, option one then Very Happy

Let's see if Eliza can get Double-O for a sequel first though
So how would you think about a fire fight later and losing your arm? I'm hoping you can tell him you've had worse and if he comes to Malaysia you'll bite his legs off Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:29 pm

The idea of 4my running off with the Nigerian kidnapper is fantastic. Perhaps while he's talking to 3d the sounds would be in the background, while Double-O's going "listen to that 3d, she's really really getting into it, OMG that feels good 4my and so on..."

Perhaps it would best if Eliza was also in on the call going "oh yess... Ugo... Ugoo.... Ugoooooooooo". I can just imagine 3d's reaction as his wife-to-be willingly f**ks her Nigerian kidnapper.

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:50 pm

@mr.mugu

I figure you can call him, and I can "pick up the other line in the hotel room", and bark various threats into the phone.

"3d, I'll smack you so hard, you'll starve to death rolling!"
"I'll shove you up one nostril and blow you out the other"

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:06 am

Dang it! "The Singtel mobile customer is not available..." I'm going to have to send him an abusive email instead.

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:15 am

Well, since I can't abuse him on the phone

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Ed, what the hell is going on? I've tried to call you both yesterday and just right now. Now, I'm getting "The Singtel mobile customer is not available". I need to know if they've sent you instructions on how to pay the money to them. George and I have looked all over the Port and we haven't found anyone that knows about the boat. I only have about 5 minutes time on my card and I need to know when you will get here! You are telling me it's your fight and now you're giving me sh*t about how you've got no money. Don't you have friends in Singapore? You told me you have hommies in Nigeria. Don't they have some money they can send you? I need you to take care of Amy when George and I start the sh*t going down. George already thinks you're a pu**y that's going to run back to Nigeria. I thought higher of you Ed, but now I'm starting to wonder.

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:20 am

^^ Very nice Mr Mugu. I can't wait for the "showdown..." It's crazy that 3d's still talking about going back to Nigeria - I mean surely he must cringe at that thought, leaving his 4my with the kidnappers and kissing goodbye to that $7 million. Surely he'll haul ass to Malaysia soon.

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:27 am

Homer, if you do manage to get him, remember to tell him that you made a bet with Doug about what a pu**y he is and how he's going to run like a scalded dog back to Nigeria where he can hide behind his mommies skirt.
And of course about how there's no place in Nigeria he can hide...

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:17 am

Or maybe you can get Al Pacino to yell abuse at him? Has 3d ever talked to Ozzie?

http://www.realmofdarkness.net/pranks/pacino-soundboards.htm

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:04 am

Just got off the phone with Double-O. He's at work and can't do a call right now. He'll email me later.

We talked about this and since Double-O is a Nigerian himself - he says that Amy being F*ed by the scammers will "taint" her and make her less valuable to Ed. So, we don't need to go into the whole sex thing - - We are going to make it sound like they have beaten her very badly - and when I'm on the phone I'll just sound like I'm dying and only say "hi ed" and that's it.

He'll email me as soon as he can call - and then I'll conference them.

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:05 am

Aw but the sex idea sounded like so much fun! I guess that makes sense though, we still want 3d to value 4my enough to travel across countries for her.

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:37 am

We didn't get a chance to make a phone call...but why don't you show Ed what you guys did to Oke....

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:40 am

Sweet!

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:51 am

You need to tell Ed that he cannot go to the airport and give his passport to travel, because he is wanted by the police for questioning regarding the beating of Oke. Say that Ozzie's sources say that Ed may have gone to Singapore.

Then tomorrow a new newspaper article can come out with an update with a PHOTO of Ed (someone send me the one Ed sent - - the new one of him in Singapore that he had sent the lawyer) And I'll put that photo in the newspaper.

The article can say that there is an update - that an envelope was left near police headquarters with the photo of Ed in it......along with information that he is to fly out of singapore (and include his flight time). Say that Authorities have contacted the police in singapore and that they will be at the airport waiting to question ed.

Do you think the piece of shit will THEN try to fly out of Singapore?

NO - he is going to NEED Doug and George to help him get a new passport!! And he'll be STUPID if he tries to fly out!!

Mission "Keep Ed in Singapore after his visa expires" = CHECK

NEXT...........

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:18 am

The call of the night! This is soooooooooooooooooooooo good!

double-o and Ed have a major fight on the phone

http://media.putfile.com/ub-and-ed

Is it just me....or does Ed sound a bit upset???? Twisted Evil

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