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Doctor X
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Joined: 15 Apr 2007
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Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:10 pm |
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No one would buy that, it's too unbelievable... 
Edit: Forgot to mention I needed to add "tragic lawnmower accident" to that... |
He has to get tattoo . . . reveal what it says--when he finally gets it translated or is met by someone who knows English/American slang encounters him--at the end of the book . . . years later.
Oh, and have him on the verge of building a pyramid to make money. . . .
--J.D. |
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וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:11 pm |
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I think the saying "truth is stranger than fiction" is most appropriate. |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:45 pm |
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So......I pretended to be drunk.....4my drunk dials 3d and he finally hangs up on her...
http://media.putfile.com/amy-drunk-dials-ed |
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 Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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 <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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GordonBennett
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:56 pm |
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| or he is going to have to b) open an account there in Singapore |
It's hard to be topical with this moving so fast, but couldn't he just get you to transfer the money to a Nigerain account?
BTW those web cams don't seem to be refreshing at all - or am I just too impatient (waited 2 minutes)?
@eliza - Your dad has gone? Drunken sex talk is not what I'd want to overhear from my daughter |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:02 am |
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my dad's hearing is not that good - and he's in my living room - volume up high - watching a baseball game.....I just yelled at him a few times to ask him what he wants me to order for dinner from the Chinese restaurant. He kept saying "huh" LOL - so believe me - he didn't hear that call to Ed. |
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Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:09 am |
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Only a lad could ruin a drunken booty-call.  |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:29 am |
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Here is the lad's "Go to jail FREE" certificate......
Tell him that this was sent via Western Union SECURE which is aL NEW service of Western Union. It is for amounts over $1,000 and can't be traced online due to criminal activities - makes it secure.
This WU slip says....
Be quiet (or do not say a word)
Then the question says - - I am a criminal. The answer says. Give me your money. I have a gun.
Then down where it says Agency...it says Do NOT call the Police.
LOOKS LIKE 3d is going to "hold up" the WU!! And when he tries to say that it's not true - that he's here for all this other stuff.....do you think they are going to believe it??
http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/scan0001.jpg
All you need is for 4my to email this to 3d..... |
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Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:54 am |
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Sounds like 3d's gonna be up chocolate creek without a popsicle stick! |
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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3160
Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:59 am |
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If Bubba the Butt Bandit is the chap that roams American prisons looking for fresh meat, what is the name given to the Singapore version? |
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"We stayed there for two days hopping to get any of you" - Pastor Collins
"i will report to webmaster,abuse and the police hold and see, .....go to hell and rust in there bastard........bitch" - Steve Wright
"This office will like to inform you that your winnings have been forfieted due to acts unbecoming of a humanbeing." - The Alpha Lottery
"A MAD MAN WILL PREGNANT YOUR JUNIOR SISTER AND THE BABY WILL BE A MAD BASTARD LIKE YOU." - Mahadul Usman
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lucky777
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 86
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:01 am |
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I can't put my finger on it, but that voice reminds me of somebody.... |
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leia
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 83
Location: somewhere in Colbert Nation
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:02 am |
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Anna Nicole Smith....back in her E! reality show days. |
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"I was contemplating with me...I have a reliable mind to complete this transaction with you. Let me cheap this into your mind that we will not suffer and another person will rip it, relax and forget him as you said." -Mr. Robert Kofi
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try and be specific and go straight to the point. Is an institution we are not interested in your boyfriend case." - fake bank
"I'm so annoyed with you are you sure you are with all your senses?" - Mr. Robert Kofi again |
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lucky777
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 86
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:12 am |
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~Eliza_Doolittle,
leia: That must be it!
Damn I wish we had a camera man to catch this on tape.. On another note, my Chinese sucks. Here's what I could make out from the note...
Question: wo shi yi ge don't know the next two letter. (roughly translated to I am a ----)
I don't know any of the other words...haha. 
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Hey, ugh... what are you going to tell him what the Chinese letters mean? What if he gets his "friend" to translate it? |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:36 am |
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I would just worry about the Western Union teller receiving the note. Even though we know he's not really trying to rob them, the teller doesn't. That would be pretty stressful, thinking someone had a gun and is about to rob you.
Sorry to be a wet blanket  .
I liked the previous idea of writing in Mandarin on the WU form "This guy is a scammer. Please call the police." |
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"Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:41 am |
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lucky777
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 86
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:43 am |
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~Worf,
Doubt the cops would get there before he becomes suspicious.. The problem is, we have his "friend" to worry about. I'm pretty sure he could read Chinese, right? Plus, he'll be asking questions it. |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:48 am |
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I'm not worried about the cops either .
I was just thinking of how I would feel if I worked at a WU office and someone handed me a note saying "I've got a gun." |
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"Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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lucky777
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 86
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:52 am |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:58 am |
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Actually, Eliza's plan is rather genius in its simplicity.
If he does get someone to read it to him before hand you're pretty screwed though.
The way around this?
Use a character that isn't central to the bait. Someone who can give him money and is not linked to 4my or D0ug.
If he doesn't get someone to read it, the people at WU will most likely hit the silent alarm and wait for the cops.
I say definitely give it go! |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:02 am |
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~lucky777,
That's good. |
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"Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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lucky777
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 86
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:03 am |
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Yeah, I'd say go get someone with a Singaporean or Chinese name to give him the note... We all know Amy isn't capable of writing Chinese... is she? |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:04 am |
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She could blame it on Mr. Oke if called on it by 3d. Afterall, she did say Mr. Oke was "helping" her with the WU stuff, right?
That would be the ultimate dollar chop - getting your rival thrown in jail. |
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"Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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lucky777
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 86
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:06 am |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:15 am |
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Maybe he's been in Malaysia for a really long time.
Now I'm reaching, I know it. |
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"Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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lucky777
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 86
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:19 am |
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Actually.... that might work.  |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:31 am |
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^^^^ I'm sure PSD and Mr. Mugu's IP tracing skills are sufficient to work out that he's in singapore.  |
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