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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:40 pm

I wouldn't go that far Slaphappy, he did try to call Amy on the Captain Jack Sparrow as a pirate. I think there is a good chance he does know who Brittany Spears is.

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:58 pm

I've got some better photos that he shouldn't recognize

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:48 pm

His new extension date is March, er... 29th. If he can't get a US visa, it'll have to be an urgent trip to Johannesburg. Before I know it, it'll be 4 years. Where did the last one go? Shocked

Quote:

Dear Mr. ***********,
Happy New Year..Iam very happy to have received your mail..Iam really garateful to you for getting me another date extension from the court.I will everything,I can to meet up with the new deadline.Please,endeavour to keep me updated with any further development.I look foward to your response.
Thanks and God bless.
Edward Smith.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 16 Jan 2008 Posts: 16

well only found this site yesturday and welll... just WOW!!!

so impressed with all of you in on this one, I cant believe how long you've strung him along!!!!

superb acting on the phone calls too Smile

I'll definatly be trying my hand at this think Im addicted already, atlast a way to get back at scammers! Think I'll need to read the site more thoughly 1st and get a decent mentor, wouldnt want to rush things and muck up.

I know it was many months ago now but if you still need a UK resident with skype let me know (yes think i read pretty much every post)

Wild E C

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:36 pm

I think you should have him fix his problem by "nipping it in the bud", if you know what I mean Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 19 Nov 2007 Posts: 23

You just told this dummy that you wanted him to try an enlargement method involving chilies and toothpaste and he mixes it up and applies it to his penis? Without telling him what the mixture should be or how he should apply it?

Well, if he had waited for your instructions, he would have realized that he was supposed to mix the chilies with the toothpaste and then brush his teeth with it. And it takes 6-8 week to work . . . .

AgentOrange

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:06 am

dr stephen williams wrote:

^^Eliza, he might. She is a top tier celeb. Any other lower caste celebs you might be able to use? Eventually he has to twig, but maybe this should be in 2013.....

Here's several shots of the late, great Dana Plato screwed up out of her mind on something.

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Profiles/20061005/244.plato.dana.100406.jpg

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1111/887024165_5a189e0c5d.jpg

http://www.absolutenow.com/mugshots/images/PlatoDana.jpg

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:23 pm

Hi Agent Orange! Welcome to eater! This bait has got to be up there as one of the craziest, ever. The things this guy will do know no bounds... Laughing

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 25 Jan 2008 Posts: 2

Wow, just wow!
It's almost depressing to believe that there could be anyone so gullible AND that they've somehow managed to survive to adulthood.
Darwin must be pissed he missed this gem. Very Happy

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:13 pm

@mugubingo = Welcome to eater! Glad you made it here. This guy could be the least intelligent of the lot. Don't ever think that you can do these things to 99.99% of the lads out there. They got really lucky when they landed this guy. Very Happy

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 25 Jan 2008 Posts: 2

SlapHappy wrote:

This guy could be the least intelligent of the lot.

Oh I'm not denying that point, hell, I'm quite enjoying it!

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 12 Jun 2007 Posts: 95

Don't get me wrong, 3d is a moron. But to be fair, there have been about 10 different baiters involved in this playing a cast of probably about a hundred different characters along the way. In his mind, it's impossible to comprehend that so many players could be involved with creating such an elaborate conspiracy, especially for no monetary gain. Consider the following just as examples:

The phone call cursing in Ibo from double-O.

The fake Singapore WU note in native script.

Fake newspaper articles.

Voices from Homer, Eliza, and half dozen other people, mostly Americans.

Consider how you might react if 10 resourceful strangers applied themselves to trick you into doing something for no obvious reason? And no, I'm not a lad-hugger. Just saying this bait is special because of the level of effort involved and the creativity of the baiters, not so much because is 3d is 3d. ...although 3d's insatiable lust and greed surely has made him an easier play than others.

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:24 am

^^^^ Remember, though, he did put toothpaste and chili pepper on his penis, followed by hydrogen peroxide (ouch), which, to my mind, doesn't point to a particularly bright individual. It only took a few baiters to do that to him! Hahahahah!

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:25 am

^^ That was a fun night. I was wasted.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:20 pm

@Professor - I don't see how you could have done it any other way. hehehe! Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 31 Oct 2006 Posts: 63

i can't believe this is still going on Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:42 pm

I've just caught up with this and listened to the last two telephone calls.

As has been said elsewhere - pure genius. bow_down

And for me, the funniest thing (apart from "It's salty" and "why did you use a chicken?") was listening to @my urging 3d on, whilst you can clearly hear Eliza typing away in the background:

"do it faster"...<clickety clickety>....."aha".....<clickety clickety>..."uhumm"..<clickety clickety>....."tell me how it feels 3d"..<clickety clickety>. True multi-tasking!

Eliza, there's a career for you answering the phone for one of those dubious adverts that you get in the back of mens' magazines (well I've been told that there's adverts in those things) Very Happy

.

And Weasel and Prof are just nasty, nasty people who must have torn the wings off flies when they were kids. Shocked

If this keeps up, I think the admins here will have to think up a new sig icon for successfully inflicting gangrene on a lad.

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:20 pm

Old No. 7 wrote:

If this keeps up, I think the admins here will have to think up a new sig icon for successfully inflicting gangrene on a lad.

Yeah, some sort of green amputated sausage looking thing, with flies....

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:57 am

capricio wrote:

Consider how you might react if 10 resourceful strangers applied themselves to trick you into doing something for no obvious reason?

Yes, except for the fact that 2 of the 10 baited him for 2-3 years before this thread even started. Ed is "special" but he's certainly not unique.

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:17 pm

^^ And no matter how much of a dipshit the people here have made him look, remember he's been living for quite a while on money taken from people in the west who bought all his crap about lottery wins and unclaimed funds, none of whom would think of themselves as particularly gullible.

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:02 pm

^^^ Good point, PS. I think that as much as we think 3d is a stupid but amusing git, he is also good enough at this to be able to make enough money to keep pursuing 4my.

Still, the "treatment" thing....., hahahahahaha!

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:44 am

I have lurked here with admiration for some time and have read the whole of this great story. I am full of admiration for you all - your imaginations are just fantastic - keep it up!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:31 pm

@Ruth Archer - Welcome to eater! Why not stop lurking, and start baiting? You know it's fun-filled, exciting, and full of the funniest idiots (I mean us!) on the planet! And you can do a good turn for society at large...etc...come on. You just know you want to. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:47 pm

@ Ruth

Welcome to eater. Bait safe, read the stickies, consider a mentor and have fun.

Oh, and just to warn you: Ambridge and its cast of characters often appear in my baits - even if it is in upstate Massachusetts!

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:09 am

@Old no 7: I am interested to know how Bert Fry deals with those American types!

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