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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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*gasping for breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA........ what a scrawny little punk!
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   *half laughting half choking* Oh the humiliation is just too much. Cruel, cruel wicked Eliza!
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Wed Aug 08, 2007 9:40 pm |
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I can't blame people for thinking you are making this up, paying someone to do this. This is incredible! What an idiot! |
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:17 pm |
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One thing's for sure. The man likes cucumbers! |
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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
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Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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I will express my appreciation with a picture-assisted essay.
Homer said "The videos of Ed are great, but they could be improved if Ed added" BLANK
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:27 pm |
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I like how, in the first video, he has to re-position the goat.
It's as if even the goat is saying, "Dude, you're an idiot. I've got to get out of here before the other goats see this!" |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:37 pm |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... tears streaming down my eyes...
  
He looks so humiliated but so determined at the same time... I think perhaps it's time 4my told 3d about her cucumber fetish! |
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ratter
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jun 2007
Posts: 630
Location: Disembarking at Duvalier Airport
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Eliza....remind me never to piss you off....
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:48 pm |
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Something tells me we'll still be talking about this bait in a few years time.
Well.... that is if it's not still going on
Awesome work, congrats to all involved. |
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Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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I awoke this morning to this???
(it's Singapore Day...National Holiday...celebrating 42 years as a nation and the deportation of 3D)
I spit the milk back into the Granola and my wife is rolling on the couch with tears running down her face....
@Eliza...Lads with goats have always been my personal favourite modality...thank you.... |
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Lou Smorals
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Joined: 02 May 2007
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Thu Aug 09, 2007 9:25 am |
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Priceless...absolutely priceless! The 3d show MUST go on! Looking forward to the feature film...Eliza and Lads |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Ed is busy this morning - He's already uploaded 4 new files - - AND to make it better - I think he's already sent these 4 files to me. I won't complain if it is a repeat, as it's sucking up his internet time and costing him a fortune to do this  Should I then email and say I didn't get a couple files that it looks like it went like 0001, 0002, 0003, 0006, etc....and 0004 and 0005 must be missing? LOL Then he can upload it again and pay more money.....LOL
Ed and I are having a bit of a misunderstanding this morning. I hope I cleared it up....
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I just downloaded the first four scene of the question and answer part of the security video conversation..Sir,like I earlier mentioned the camcorder memory card is small..It can only store a video clip of about five minutes and 30 seconds..Based on these I may not be able to give a detailed answers to your questions in the video clip..But I will give you detailed answer in my mails..I want you to bear in mind that I am not the owner of the camcorder..I've been with this camcorder for the past twelve days or more..The owner is breathing on my neck.I wouldn't want to keep the camcorder any longer in my posession..I will be returning it today or tommorrow after I finish doing and downloading the last part of the video conversation..I hope you understand my plight and see reasons with me..
However,I will give you a detailed answers or explainations to your questions in my next mail after I finish downloading the last part of the video conversation..I look forward to your response. |
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Greetings in Jesus' name. Please make the video segments as detailed as possible. Many of the elders of the church are old and have problems seeing to read. Therefore, if they can watch the video and listen to your story, it makes it easier. Plus our church stores all requests on file. Anything written will not go before the committee, as they can only review what is on the video. Please make them as detailed as possible so that we can do everything we need to help you.
Also - remember to speak LOUDLY and CLEARLY. Elderly men are going to be listening to this. Make sure people with hearing problems will be able to understand every word.
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Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
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jxd
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Posts: 756
Location: Altered by observation
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Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:14 pm |
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Appealing to the elderly? What a brilliant way to force some better quality out of a lad without seeming too pushy! Bravo. |
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Bungo Pony
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2003
Posts: 186
Location: Peachland
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Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:27 pm |
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| I've been with this camcorder for the past twelve days or more..The owner is breathing on my neck.I wouldn't want to keep the camcorder any longer in my posession |
I think this alone says that you should request for a couple of the videos to be re-sent.
BRAVO on the video! I can't wait to see the whole thing! I do feel bad for the goat though. Perhaps an angry dog would be better for the next video |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:48 pm |
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This is truly fantastic. Some of the best baiting I have seen. I have not been able to keep up with this entire bait, but everything I have seen has been class. |
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Un-friggin-believable!!!!!!!!!! He's paying to publish his own stupidity... What I wouldn't give to send him the link to the full-length film on Youtube when all is said and done.... but.... I dont' think this bait will ever be done. You called him the gift that keeps on giving but this is abso-friggin-lutely priceless. Mastercard commercial material... Goat, $50 ... 2 eggs, $2 ... gallon of milk, $3... 3d paying for the video to make himself look like a moron - PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
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Location: Devon, UK
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Having entertained us all so ably, Ed's now angling for a safari to the USA. I'll be happy to provide reassurance, kicks, nudges and bullshit to make this happen.
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What is going on?..You were supposed to be updating me on any latest development..How far have you gone with the FBI as regard to my problem with singaporean authorities and my missing girlfriend?..Iam really worried..I will be contacting my uncle in the united state,so as to see if he can stand as a guarantor for me as regard the american visa..I know you are very busy man..but it is important you update me as soon as possibble.
Thanks and God bless.
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Bengali in Platforms
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
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Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:23 pm |
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Un-friggin-believable!!!!!!!!!! He's paying to publish his own stupidity... What I wouldn't give to send him the link to the full-length film on Youtube when all is said and done.... |
You never know, some evil hacker just might break into the good Father's e-mail account, find these videos, and use them as blackmail, threatening to post them to YouTube unless 3d coughs up a little cashola... |
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leia
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 83
Location: somewhere in Colbert Nation
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Having entertained us all so ably, Ed's now angling for a safari to the USA. I'll be happy to provide reassurance, kicks, nudges and bullshit to make this happen.
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Hmmm...USA, but where? Personally, I think 3d should take a long trip down Route 66 so we can have lots of pictures with 3d by such historic landmarks as:
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TheGreatOok
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Joined: 25 May 2007
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^^^Ooer plus route 66 goes right through my neck of the woods, we could even have ed spotting as a new sport. |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Fri Aug 10, 2007 2:49 am |
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I vote we put him through JFK airport - the security people there are rough. LOL
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I just downloaded the last eight scenes of the questions and answers segment of the security video conversation..I tried to be audible as I can..I also tried be brief and straight to the point as I can,because of the short memory of the camcorder..Please,it is important you and your church congregation see reasons with me and come to my fiancee's aid..Like I earlier mentioned,I've not heard from Amy for the past two weeks.It unusual..I am really worried about her safety..The group we dealing with are into human rituals.I don't want anything bad to happen to her..I've gone through a lot emotional pain already..Anyway,I know the God I serve I believe he will see us through this traumatic period..Something in me keeps reassuring that nothing will happen to her..that at last end I and Amy will come together as husband and wife..I believe the lord Jesus Christ my lost Joy and Happiness.
Sir,I will be returning the camcorder to the owner today..I wouldn't want to hurt him..He wants his camcorder back..I look forward to your response. |
Now to get all this stuff downloaded and put together.....
But we may have a problem with a few of the downloads - there could be a huge problem - and Ed may be asked to re-download parts...LOL
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Upon viewing the new scenes - he's sitting on the ground - legs spread apart - in his underwear - it's NOT a good view of Ed...........Yikkkkk I have no idea if "Amy" could ever do another "sex call" with Ed again after this.......ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ewwwwwwwwwww ewwwwwwwwwww
Editing to add........Ohhhhh the priest may ask Ed why he didn't show the marriage tattoo in the video - - everyone knows that people from the church all get those tattoos if they are REALLY planning to get married. Where is Ed's? We need that as proof that they WERE engaged or that he is seriously going to marry her....right???????? |
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Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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jxd
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Jul 2007
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Location: Altered by observation
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After so long one may wonder if he really DOES plan to marry her.
No.
Anyway, I'm dieing to know; is Amy still alive? Or was she murdered by 419 scammers? |
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Red
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Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
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Wow... was that a premonition? He's spot on... how did he know?!
Re: Amy's welfare - isn't she just being held captive in forced slavery?
Marriage tattoo? "Property of Amy 'Eliza' Bates" |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Well - new development....
See the post
Annoying lad + UPDATE: safari confirmed, lad stranded 
We may make it look like the 7__dragons have chopped this guy's dollar - give them Ed's photo and addresss.....then they can go after Ed and then Ed will think that "Ugo"  has chopped the dollar and sent the other scammers after him....LOL Could you see Ed trying to get out of this?
Red also has a lad who may be stranded soon - so we may have two chops to blame on Ed and two lads sent to his address....
I think we need to get Ed out of Nigeria....he'll be safe in the USA. |
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Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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Doctor X
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Marriage tattoo and . . . how deliciously evil!
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