Third Anniversary Safari - (Video p. 63)

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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:52 am

I've been trying to reach him in Nigeria to present the vital marketing survey from the Singapore Tourism Authority Board, but he always has his phone switched off.

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 12:11 pm

Perhaps he's learned to turn it off after midnight. The hard way.

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 5:24 pm

should amy give him a quick "sad" call.........eddddddd you abandoned me. Doug and George are dead - I'm all alone - please contact my priest - Father..so and so and tell him I need help.

I would LOVE to get my "F4ther....J0hn....Bl4ck" to talk to 3d. Can I? Please please??

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 6:15 pm

PsycheDelia_Smith wrote:

This business with Ed abandoning his luggage: There's a few possibilities.

One other possibility is that he bought what I mailed him about his stuff probably having drugs planted. I can hope Twisted Evil

Eliza, I was about to email him, you have pm.

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 6:20 pm

I don't have a PM from you, Mr. Mugu.

I have, however, thought of a really nice plan.......some icing on the cake so to speak. I don't want to post it right here right now....let's make this like a soap opera and have our viewers in suspense as they watch it unfold. I sent you and PDS and FawnyKate PMs (we are going to have to bring Fawny Kate into this - as he's going to have to be the priest on the other end of the phone) But I have an EVIL plan Twisted Evil

that - - if it works out the way I see it working out - - it will be awesome. If it doesn't, then I'm sure that along the road, there will be some entertainment. I promise there will be entertainment with this twist. We will BRING IT with this plan.....Ed will continue to be the gift that keeps on Giving!

EDIT: if this goes well - we will have a youtube video of Ed.

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 6:46 pm

OK, to echo the sentiments of many others here, YOU ALL ARE AMAZING! bow_down

As a complete NOOB, you give me something to shoot for.

It took me all weekend to catch up to the end of this thread, but it was time well spent. I hate to see George dead (You thought I was actually going to send you money Laughing

), and Eliza, your phone calls show great acting talent.

Of course EVERYONE has done an outstanding job. Bravo!

BM

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:00 pm

Ok so - - the next chapter begins........

And I hope this will be as entertaining as the last......

Amy is on the border of Chad - and Ed says he will go to her! Shocked

(with his tail between his legs???) Don't get excited - he's not going anywhere outside the comfort of his home....

But I have a plan......and it's evil Twisted Evil

Imagine Ed on his way to the internet cafe right now....

http://media.putfile.com/Amy-calls-Ed-in-Nigeria

awwwwwwww it's a voice we haven't heard in days!!!

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Waiting in anticipation for the revelation of the Evil Plan [Tm--Ed.].

--J.D.

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:27 pm

Great to hear that Ed's back on the hook guys. Smaller African safaris seem to be a lot more plausible for Ed to undertake at the moment. I assume that after blowing an enormous amount of money on his Singapore trip Ed's going to be pretty careful about what he does next. However, he's probably got a lot of money to make back so he's really going to do everything he can to get the money he still thinks is there for him.

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:10 am

Amy calls Ed at 5:45 a.m. (US time - not Ed's time)

UGH - I have to go to work this morning - will be gone for 12.5 hours.

"Ed, who's the woman in the background?"

(Sorry I had to ask him)

And as for Amy - she's a bit hung over.....ooops - I had a bit too much to drink last night. Cross your fingers and pray that I make it through today. (I think I'll be doing some sleeping in my office - LOL I just have to work until 11:40 - - then I can sleep until 6 - and then I have to work until 8 - - so it's not so bad - but right now I feel like SHIT

http://media.putfile.com/amy-calls-ed-in-nigeria-again

Oh - I also know he's asking for my parents' address - - but ummm I don't feel like dealing with that right now.

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:15 pm

My SkypeIn voice mail is now set up to receive calls from 3d. If he calls, he'll hear a rather senile/drunk priest's voicemail message with religious sounding music in the background.

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:24 pm

Wow! It looks like it wouldn't take much for a side trip to Chad.

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:36 pm

It's lovely there at this time of year. Ed could go there as a suspected political agitator...

Quote:

While many political parties are active, power lies firmly in the hands of President D�by and his political party, the Patriotic Salvation Movement. Chad remains plagued by political violence and recurrent attempted coups d'�tat.

Not that we'd do anything to fuel those suspicions, eh?

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:58 pm

Perhaps Ed could meet up with Amy's captors, who also happen to be gun-runners.

Since Ed is going there anyway, he could carry a list with him of all the rocket-launchers, machine guns, mortars, anti-personnel mines and other party favors that are scheduled for delivery to said kidnappers/gun-runners. Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:04 pm

As a n00b here reading this thread, all i can say is AWESOME, sheer genius at playing this mugu all around.

My hat's off to all the participant's of this drama.

You people are great.

Thank's for the good read and keep up the good work of slowing these mugu's down.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 86

"They fucked them in the ass" Laughing

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:12 pm

^^ Yeah that bit did make me laugh out loud too. I love it how Ed immediately volunteered to make another safari to rescue Amy. Perhaps he really did feel bad about leaving her with the kidnappers in Singapore?

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:46 am

^^^ Or the fact he lost $7m in inheritance! Wink

3d loves a good safari, problem is, I don't think he's going anywhere in a hurry, no money oooooooooooo!! Laughing

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:56 am

I'm sure he'll be able to scrape enough together for this last chance. He's back in Nigeria with all his contacts so I wouldn't be surprised if his cashflows are once again fairly easily accessed. This is nothing for him compared to going to Singapore.

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:07 am

^^^^ All those "contacts" are the ones he was probably worried about going home and seeing because they were the ones who fronted him the money for his last trip.

Chad would be awesome... but I think it'll take a little time Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:10 am

I would have given anything to be a fly on the wall when Ed returned to his internet cafe and started retelling the story of his trip to Singapore.

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:31 am

@PsycheDelia_Smith
kewl - i'd like to see the next leg of his bad trip; i mean safari Laughing

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:36 am

Greetings from Ed:

TO F4ther....John...Black

Quote:

Dear ,
I am ..Iam fiance.Iam writing you in respect of Amy..She was kidnapped by a group of miscreants in Phuket Thailand.She was on her way to Singapore via Malaysia to come and see me.She was abducted on the 30th of June,2007.I've tried my best to set her free,but all to no avail..These miscreants call themselves the ""..They want me to give them about four million US Dollars for her freedom.I don't have that kind of money..I've reported the case to the American Embassy in Singapore.I've provided them with some information they requested,but I wasn't able to give them AMY's Parents or Guardian Residential Address and Phone Number.They wanted to ascertain if truly she is an american.Amy have been contacting me through via phone since then.Right now,Iam in Nigeria.Iam a Nigerian.She called me yesterday night and asked me to contact you.She said they were presently somewhere in Chad republic in west Africa.She said they were on their way to Kano in Nigeria.She said she wasn't the only hostage in their custody that they were other nationalities.I guess,these miscreants are a modern day slave trade syndicate..These people are extremely dangerous. I am afraid her life may be in grave danger.This is a matter of life and death.Please,if there any way you can assist in getting her out.Please,don't hesitate to do it.Amy means so much to me..I am at a cross road right now.I've prayed and fasted for her freedom.
Meanwhile,I got run..I look forward to your urgent response.You can reach me through +xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
Thanks and God bless.
.

When Father....John...Black didn't email back quick enough, Ed resent the email.

Then 10 hours later, he sent this:

Quote:

Dear ,
I hope you got my mail?..Iam still waiting for your response..Amy asked me to contact you..I beg you to help me get her out in the name of God..You may not understand what she has gone through already..I love her..I want to spend the rest of my life with her..Don't let the devil take her away from me..Amy is a precious gift from God to me..We've been through a lot..All we wanted was just to get married and settle down and make children before the devil struck..Iam strong believer in God..God is always able..I believe that what God have brought together no man or forces on earth shall put asunder.
My only weapon is God..I've cried and prayed to my God..I believe God will not put to shame..Amy and I will come out of this victorious..Anyway, her phone number is +xxxxxxxxxxx..I don't advise you call her..It might not be safe or she might not be able to pick your calls..Anyway,you can reach me directly on +xxxxxxxxxxxx.I look forward to your urgent response.
Thanks and God bless.
.

So The priest makes Ed wait even longer and ONLY NOW sent him a response....

Imagine the surprise Ed will receive when he gets this jewel of an email tomorrow morning:

Quote:

Dear ,
Greetings in Jesus name. I have read your email, and the information provided is duly noted. This may come to you as a surprise, but my church receives emails of this nature from Nigeria on a daily basis. All claim to know some member of the church who has been dealt a traumatic blow, and all emails lead to the spending of money. Let me guess, this $4 million that is being asked for Amy should be sent to you via Western Union, right? Sorry Mr. Smith, but if you need money, perhaps you should be filling out job applications instead of writing emails. We'd be willing to try to help you find a job, but our church does not do business with 419 scammers. Due to the amount of 419 emails we receive on a daily basis, we have created a strict policy for dealing with these matters, especially those that originate from Nigeria. I will be praying that you will repent of your sins.

God Bless,

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:42 am

^^^^ hahahahahahahahahaha!!! Laughing

That is fantastic... ahhh poor 3d, the first time in his life he is telling the truth (or so he thinks) and he gets pinged for being a 419er!

Brilliant and inspired!

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:48 am

Awesome work here. Perhaps a "I'm not a 419 scammer" trophy pic will be necessary for Ed to get out of this one?

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