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lucky777
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 86
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:59 pm |
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_criminal_organizations
Okay, if you want to scare Ed in Nigeria, you'll need to like the 7 Dragons to 4 possible criminal organizations that operate in Africa.
Here are the choices in no particular order:
-Albanian Mafia
-Russian Mafia
-Local Warlords (Igbo, Hausa, Yoruba, and Fulani tribes)
-Triads |
Last edited by lucky777 on Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:02 am; edited 1 time in total |
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onatrek
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Oct 2006
Posts: 237
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:59 pm |
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Well he'd either have flown Singapore Airlines or Emirates...unless he went via somewhere else on the way to DXB. I was on Emirates a week ago...and have flown SIA as well. Definitely flying two of the more comfortable airlines for his long flights! As Emirates also flies to Lagos, and DXB is their hub, and the only other choice from DXB to LOS is China Southern Airlines, I'd guess he's on Emirates.
Last week when I was in DXB there were people that looked like they had been camping out and sleeping there for days. 3d could meet all sorts of interesting folks if he had more time there...
Too bad he's flying in style, though. Emirates was wonderful.
Can't wait to see what happens next...too bad there couldn't be a way to keep him busy in Dubai for awhile...
Mod edit - edited to shorten links to stop blowout - SP
Here's SIN to DXB (you can click on a specific flight or change dates for more details)
Long Linky
Here's DXB to LOS
Long Linky |
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:02 am |
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@ Lucky.
I think local warlords sounds the best option by far. |
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lucky777
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 86
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:05 am |
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I've been suggesting that ever since the whole "gang" thing was mentioned... |
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Super Model
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 110
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:08 am |
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@ Lucky
I think the Russ1a mob looks like the safe one since UOz has ties to them. And these guys mostly deal with oil. It can be one hell of a twist |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:10 am |
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onatrek wrote: |
Too bad he's flying in style, though. |
It would be my guess that he's way too worried about having to face up to his financiers back in Port Harcourt to enjoy it very much. Add to that all of the mess he just left and the threat of it following him back home and his little mugu brain is probably in meltdown mode. |
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lucky777
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 86
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:11 am |
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The thing is, the whole gang is a enigma - It has a Chinese title, African members, and ties with the Russian mafia . |
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Super Model
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 110
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:11 am |
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~jose_cuervo,
I Love it how you put it
Boy, how much i want him to check his email while in Dubai... 3d will be all s* himself as to what went on while he was in the air. Makes you wonder what kind of thoughts fly in his mind... |
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onatrek
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Oct 2006
Posts: 237
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:40 am |
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Oh i don't imagine he's enjoying it...and I'd imagine he's dreading being back b/c of all the folks upset with him or all of the questions...but like many said, for him just the best of the options.
It's just too bad that he's not on some cramped and dumpy flight...would have just made it all worse for him and much more time to really be worrying. |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:54 am |
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I'm going to miss Ed and his hilarious antics.
PSD, Mr. Mugu, this was an amazing journey, not just for Ed, but for all of us.
Thank you so much for providing us with so much entertainment of the last few weeks and giving up so much of your own time to put the d*head scammer through the wringer and into a world of hurt.
This bait will go down in the books as one of the greatest ever. Thanks for the memories . |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:59 am |
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^@Red - For some reason, I don't think we've heard the last of 3d
I'm still mourning the loss of Doug and George. Especially George. George was my favorite .
R.I.P. George - I'll always remember "I'm not a sh*thead!" |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:07 am |
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Maybe 3d should get a phone call form Doug the mpment he sets foot on the ground, Nothing would make 3d's day more than a call from beyond the grave. |
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XPS1710
Master Baiter
Joined: 03 Jul 2007
Posts: 158
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:09 am |
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Awww - This one was fun. If George can somehow call him from the grave to say - knew you would run away. That would be a great call! |
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:27 am |
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I liked George too, there was something about him that scared the hell out of me, I can't imagine how Ed must have felt. |
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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
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Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:38 am |
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Find out if 3d is Igbo or Yoruba.
Whichever he is, have the 7 Dr@g0ns be the other. If I've learned one thing from the Insult Baits, it is that they generally DESPISE each other.
I still think G3orge's finest moment was when I convinced him I'd send him $2,000, then laughed at him for believing me. |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:39 am |
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/\/\/\ That was my favorite George-moment as well. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:48 am |
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:23 am |
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Indeed this has to go down as one of the best baits ever, and it's not necessarily over yet.
I'm waiting for a full transcript of the bait.... though I pity PDS and Mr Mugu putting it together. |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:57 am |
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What about.. in 1 or 2 days 4my finally makes it back to Singapore, closely followed by the criminals that want to take her.. she runs into the hotel.. room 409.. and is in shock finding out her fianc� left................ |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:04 am |
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^
That would be a very nice twist, as long as we are sure he is out of the country. You really have to give it to 3d he really has some stamina.
I guess the real motivation for him was that he was caught in his very own trap and the small fact that he is greedy. |
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BaldSpot
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Joined: 10 Jun 2007
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Location: Bremerton, Washington
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:56 am |
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When they make the movie about this guy's adventures, they should make it from his point of view - a tense thriller full of suspense, romance, fortune, and utter frustration and impossible delays and diversions - all the way to the harrowing escape from Singapore, and then when he gets home, he tries to tell his friends all the hell he's been through, but they are laughing hysterically at him, and then they show him this forum.
Then the movie shows the various character players at their computers, typing their closing conversations to each other, commenting on what a great bait this has been, etc. |
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Zorro
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 377
Location: In levitation
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:03 am |
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To PDS, MM, EDL, OO and ALL the others who brought to us this unique safari
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:51 pm |
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A real masterpiece guys. This has been some great baiting entertainment. |
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Bungo Pony
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2003
Posts: 186
Location: Peachland
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Posted:
Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:06 pm |
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Yes, BRAVO!
Can't wait for Ed's sequel |
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:49 pm |
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Ed is the gift that keeps on giving.
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Guy,
Let me give you a tip your picture,the name of your organisation have been forwarded to the American Embassy..They've records of all our phone conversation.I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail..Watch your back..Right now,Iam still in Singapore..Iam working with various secuirty agencies..I guess, you are very worried about my whereabout..We are on your tail brotha..Your organisation have been marked as a "Terrorist Organisation"..Do you know that the girl you are holding hostage is an American Citizen..They've already contacted her father in the United State..They know you guy's are Nigerians..We've already sent signals to Nigeria..You are in a very deep shit..We already know where you are?..There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow"..
I understand you tried to collect the inheritance yourself..The lawyers already know about you guys..It is not possible..You just a common criminal..Listen,I sent signals to my hommies in Nigeria very soon we are going to dig out facts about you..I guess,you understand what that means..Just take good care of Amy for me..Tell her I love her..
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Checked the IP on the off chance that he was still in Singapore. Guess what, he's lying IP shows Dubai. So of course I wrote him back and told him that we knew he was in Dubai because we have our eyes on him
Because I am a sick bastard and I want to give him nightmares I asked him if he wanted to buy Amy back. She's still a virgin because she's worth more that way. We only raped her in "other" places. |
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