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Mind Freak
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jun 2007
Posts: 261
Location: Pangaea
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:23 am |
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Eliza_Doolittle wrote: |
@ Mind Freak - - come on - give me some credit I'm American! LOL So it's odd that I can understand Italian and speak a little (I can't read or write it) I also understand and can speak some other languages, too - - BUT - with the Caveat - - I am American - - the only language I am fluent in is English.....but I know bits and pieces of Urdu, Arabic, Hebrew, Italian, Spanish, French, and can give a cursing in German....oh I also know a few Greek words....and a few Cantonese... |
Hey - look at me - I can't even spell HUMAN (humin) |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:08 am |
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CerealMom
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jun 2007
Posts: 36
Location: a theatre near you
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:27 am |
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Oh yes send him to the "grassy knoll" |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 9:58 am |
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Looks like our lad needs to to learn something about astral planing. I thought about the grassy knoll cam, maybe he can go there next time.
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Dear Mr. *******
Thanks for the mail..I will be at the Bora Bora Beach Bar at Sentosa beach today as from 9.00pm..It is important you forward your contact mobile phone number to me beforehand,so that I can be able to locate you easily..My mobile Phone number is *******.I guess,by now Mr. ******** must have forwarded my Full photograph and my travelling documents to you.. I advise you give me a call beforehand with your mobile phone number.I look forward to your response.
Thanks and God bless.
******
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_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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GordonBennett
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 11:54 am |
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I am American - - the only language I am fluent in is English |
He he - oxymoron |
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:06 pm |
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@Leia, that was great! Makes me wonder if I can sell the rights to Disney.
He's written me. This guy has more lives than a cat!
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However,I went to the western union agent agents in my location to collect the money,she sent..I gave the lady at counter the payment slip..She entered the control number into their computer..To my greatest surprise,they couldn't locate the money..I guess,that Nigerian must've trickishly swindled the money from her..Doug,it is important you try and locate her..or try and locate the Nigerian,he is still in Thailand..Anyway,I will keep try her line,so as to see if I can get her on phone..Iam really concerned about her safety..Right now,I can if she has gotten to malaysia or singapore.It is really fustrating..Please,it important you call me..I look forward your response.. |
I like this, it's almost sig material. I'm still holding out for "I am in jail. Why Dougie, why did you do this to me?":
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.I've been calling her phone number since money,but my calls keep going into her voicemail.. |
How about this route? I think we need someone to call Ed posing as a Nigerian. Jack Sparrow. All I think that they should do right now is tell Ed Amy is with them and how much of a cut Ed's going to get from the whole deal. Something like "okay because you got me the maga, I give you 50 dollars." I've pmed Double-O as I know he can do this well, but not sure if he's willing. |
_________________ x7 x9 x2 (team effort)
(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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Zorro
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 377
Location: In levitation
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:08 pm |
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Eliza Dolittle said
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I am American - - the only language I am fluent in is English |
And Professor Henry Higgins said (about the English language)
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... Why, in America they haven't used it for years |
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_________________ Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop
There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes, you know he's crooked.
The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once. |
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:14 pm |
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Hey, I'm an American and I used to speak fluent German, basic French, Spanish, Danish and enough Korean to get around. I used to live in Europe and Korea in the 80s. I'm sure my skills have degraded from lack of use. You can all tell I can barely _spell_ English.
Also, as long as I only need to use anime phrases, I can speak fluent Japanese |
_________________ x7 x9 x2 (team effort)
(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:17 pm |
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Zorro
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 377
Location: In levitation
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:23 pm |
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Well perhaps Prof Higgins will make an exception for Mr Mugu.
BTW is the beach rendezvous still on? Sorry, but am just too lazy to look it all up. And the beach cam doesn't stream. It has to be manually refreshed. |
_________________ Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop
There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes, you know he's crooked.
The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once. |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:23 pm |
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^^ SP: Yep. Here's hoping the cam is streaming.
[edit] shit. Looks like it won't be, then. Well, that'll explain why the lawyer didn't arrive, and it's another wasted journey for him. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:25 pm |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:27 pm |
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It's about 40 minutes from this moment that I am posting right now....
the WU office must have had an American working since that slip didn't work.
Damn it!
OR he didn't go - - someone read the slip to him - and he lied about going. |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:27 pm |
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I should've made the appointment time 12 noon, looks like they take a daily shot at that time. Oh well, time to find another cam. perhaps the grassy knoll, tomorrow.
Keep checking that beach cam though, if Ed's around that area long enough, there's a chance he'll appear on it later. It takes shots once in a while, that's all you can guarantee with it. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months
Last edited by PsycheDelia_Smith on Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:31 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Zorro
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 377
Location: In levitation
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:29 pm |
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SP<-- The beach looks deserted, probably nobody there now. Don't know if that's normal for this time of the year. Earlier there were some people though. Beneath the beach umbrella - the one on the right. |
_________________ Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop
There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes, you know he's crooked.
The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once. |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:32 pm |
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^^^ huh? I'm still getting the frame with all the people on the beach, daylight. Are we all getting different shots? Try refreshing the page. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Zorro
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 377
Location: In levitation
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:35 pm |
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DANG. Hafta go our for a couple hours
I am getting a night scene - nobody on the beach and the umbrellas are folded. There's a spotlight (or flood light or whatever) lighting up the area between the 2 umbrellas |
_________________ Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop
There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes, you know he's crooked.
The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once. |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:35 pm |
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What url? |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:36 pm |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:39 pm |
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That's the one I'm getting. It's already dark there, as some of the traffic cams show. The beach is artificially lit at night. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:44 pm |
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Yeah, current view is showing a night scene. So maybe it is working.
@Eliza, I wonder if he's lying too. The lad is so dense, I wonder if he simply entered the number at the WU website and it didn't come up.
2nd Edit: Perhaps that's a good out too if you want to use it. Say that she probably entered the number as an unsecured (normal) transfer. Have him point out to her the part in Chinese where it says it's a secured transfer. |
_________________ x7 x9 x2 (team effort)
(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:49 pm |
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What url are you getting a night scene on? |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:49 pm |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:53 pm |
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^^ Looks like the US is getting a different pic than the UK. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:56 pm |
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This is the url I'm using
http://www.visitsingapore.com/publish/stbportal/en/home/about_singapore/fun_stuff/webcams/Sentosa_Beach.html
It's a night shot and looks the same as the one posted above. What I can't tell is if it's static or not. |
_________________ x7 x9 x2 (team effort)
(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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