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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:33 pm |
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@Juan - That's a pretty funny letter by Ed there. "have the wank continued" "huge amount of monkey"
@Eliza - The e-mail you got is funny for a whole different reason. Ed does have a point about those damn cafes. |
_________________ "Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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Mustapha Sorbum
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 89
Location: England
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Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:05 pm |
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I'm exhausted now. I've spent every spare minute of the past 3 days reading this one single thread. I think my eyes are about to fall out.
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After buying the fruits and was coming back to the car he looked right and left there was no car though there was a bend and immediately he entered the toad to cross over a car came out from that very bend and that was the end of my master because he was rushed to the hospital though it was too late to save his life. |
Well, I'm certainly glad he never entered the goat. Unless there's an uncensored "directors cut" of those youtube videos
But still, a toad - maybe he really needed that chilli and toothpaste mix! (On a strange, related note, I ate a raw chilli once and attempted to relieve the pain using toothpaste...)
Anyway, good stuff! |
_________________ M. Sorbum
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:42 am |
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3d, oh, 3d. >sigh< The sun will rise, it will set, moons will pass like pickets on a fence. Flowers may blossom, and our 3d will still be pining away for 4my......
Nice work! |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:56 pm |
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@Mustapha Sorbum - I tried to read this whole thread once...but failed. I've tried to read "the highlights" though. This lad is a legend. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:21 pm |
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@SH, I lost a complete afternoon reading this last August or September, and then,
hahahaha,
lost all my free time, too.... |
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Bungo Pony
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2003
Posts: 186
Location: Peachland
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:17 pm |
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the s e v e n dra_gons may be caught but no one knew they had relatives (or rivals??) in SA - - the SA w i l d Hogs or SA safari tigers....or some other name...lol |
Yeah, or a spin-off gang to avenge those who disbanded the original 7d - How about the 7 S e r p e n t s? |
_________________ "we tried The Number you gave to us and it keep on Ringing and After a while it started Ringing ina Suprise way." - N1kk D0ugla5
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Mustapha Sorbum
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 89
Location: England
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Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:35 am |
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Would 3d have to "prove himself" to the 7 s e r p e n t s by doing another video, this time involving snakes?
No wait... after seeing that "semi excited" video with the goat I think it might be a bad idea to involve snakes.
I still can't believe he put chilli powder "down there". Out of everything I've ever read about a bait, I've never gone "owww!! owwww!!!" out loud when reading so much as when I read about that |
_________________ M. Sorbum
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:30 pm |
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Here's the update.....a little carrot in front of Ed's face.....Oh I wonder if since it's been MONTHS now since he heard from Amy if he's going to take his ass to SA:
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Dear Ed,
You don't have to worry about going to pick up the package. Now that the 7 dra_gons are captured, it is safe for Amy to fly there. I think it will be a great vacation for her, too. She's got some contacts who are going to let her visit some of the diamond mines. I think it will be good for her to get away and see South Africa. She's going to leave on March 31. So, don't stress yourself about going to get the package. it's all taken care of.
Remain blessed,
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_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:13 pm |
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Houston: We have a problem.
Ed accused me of being an actress. I called him - will post the audio later - I ended up slapping his ass. |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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writeon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 986
Location: SATA
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Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:32 pm |
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^^^^Eliza, he knew that you and your son were extras in a film last weekend. Word travels fast! |
_________________ F4m0h, Owerri to Ivory Coast {Joint bait with SP}
"MY FINANCE DEPARTMENT TOLD'S ME TODAY THAT THE WESTERN UNION FORM YOU SENT WAS NOT VALID AND ELUCID" - Dr Frank Johnson
THERE IS A MURDER CASE WHICH I ENGAGE MY SELF INTO TO MAKE SURE THE CLIENT IS NOT KILLED BY HANGING, BUT I THANK GOD TODAY THAT THE CLIENT SUCIDED IN GOING TO JAIL INSTEAD OF HANGING TO DEATH,THAT IS THE REASON WHY I DIDN,T GET BACK TO YOU SOON. - Mohammed Traore
PLEASE HELP ME BECAUSE AM BURNING I MEAN I AM IN BETWEEN THE DEVIL AND THE RED SEA PLEASE. - Ruth |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sat Mar 22, 2008 3:25 pm |
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Eliza, I really, truly, look forward to hearing your chat! |
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Gunny
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Sep 2005
Posts: 30
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Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:48 am |
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Wow.
That's all I can say. He needs to be sent to the US. |
_________________ MY DEAR MATTHEW DRESDEN.
PLEASE FORGIVE ME IF I ADDRESS YOU AS MISTRESS. |
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Huckaberry
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 26 Mar 2008
Posts: 2
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Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:58 pm |
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This is funniest thing i have ever seen.......i have accomplished nothing at work for the last 3 days reading this.......worth every minute |
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Whocares
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Jan 2006
Posts: 24
Location: Belgium
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Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:25 am |
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Eagerly waiting for more, or has the bait ended somehow? |
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2672
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Sun Apr 06, 2008 2:23 pm |
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Eliza_Doolittle wrote: |
Houston: We have a problem.
Ed accused me of being an actress. I called him - will post the audio later - I ended up slapping his ass. |
Yeah, after 95 pages you can leave us hanging with that statement!!
Okay, please!? |
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Last Exile
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Dec 2007
Posts: 128
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Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:38 pm |
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Eliza. What's happened? For God's sake!!!!! |
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spamiscute
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 24 Apr 2008
Posts: 6
Location: Paris, France
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Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:37 am |
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First of all, congratulations to all involved and to M3t1mbers for the great site. I've been reading the site frenetically in the last days and I think you have created something quite remarkable.
I copied this quote from ed somewhere in this huge thread and I think it would be great signature material : "I believe in the law of retribution.."
Regards and fingers crossed |
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K[o]
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2008
Posts: 95
Location: Hiding in the bush at the heart of muguland
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Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:21 am |
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Its been a month now, and I havent seen what became of Ed ....
Eliza I need closure ....... |
_________________ " KEEP WAISTING AND DELAYING WELL THE TIME COMES FOR THE COCK AND THE END OF YOUR LIFE " J@mes M@f1@
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Mon May 05, 2008 11:19 pm |
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I haven�t been acive here for a longgggggggg time... and stil this bait is going on.....
can someone give a 2 sentence summary to all the places he�s been and if he�s been in jail etc... TOO many pages to read through haha |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Mon May 12, 2008 9:29 pm |
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mami - he put mint toothpaste with chili peppers on his "dig" to make it bigger.... It's worth your read to go back.
Anyway - the update - Ed as inundated the police with all the emails and BS he's had for the past 4 years. The police got tired of hearing his shit. They told him that we are all playing with him and he's a dumbass for believing it. They told him that Amy is an actress and isn't real. He shouldn't fall for it. Someone somewhere is getting shits and giggles.
Ed dropped us all like a hot potato in the beginning of March. I'm able to get him to answer the phone. I think we should maybe post his phone number and let everyone call him and say how much they love his movies.
ED HAS NO IDEA THAT HE'S BEEN BAITED. HE JUST THINKS SOME BAD GUYS ARE "FORKING" WITH HIM AND LYING TO HIM FOR SOME REASON. HE DOES NOT KNOW - AND WE WILL NOT BE SHOWING HIM 419EATER.
He got a phone call from Amy (he will only say hello - then he doesn't talk) I think he's recording her or something. So I said...Listen Ed. Usm4n got out of jail and got in our emails. He has the videos you sent FJB and he has sent them to all kinds of people on the internet and you've also been put on the news. It's embarrassing. The Bastard has to pay for this.
Then he got an email from Usm4n this morning saying....
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HA HA HA HA HA U TINK U FORK WIT USMAN AN GO GET WAY. 9JA MAN FOOL.
DEM VIDEOS U SEN FATHER JOHN BLACK B POSTED ALL OVER INTERNET. U B SMALL BOI FOOL. OOOOOOOO MILLIONS PEOPLE SEE U N UNDERWEAR AN WIT DE GOAT BETWEEN UR LEGS. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. U LAFFING STOCK OF DE INTERNET. I SEN LINK 2 WEBSITES WIT U PICTURES AND VIDEOS 2 AMY. SHE WRITE BACK BEGGING DEM COME OFF. HA HA HA HA HA. SHE FUCKING CRYBABY HIV TOTO.
FOOLISH BOY. YOU HAVE NO FUTURE, BCOS ALL U R IS USELESS. GO BACK 2 UR MOTHER A BEG HER SO UR LIFE CAN BE MEANINGFUL 2 U .
BASTARD.OLD FOOL, PIG.
U THINK I SCARET OF SMALL BOI LIKE U?U FUCKING GONE DIE BITCH DE SECOND I SEE U.U TELL GUYS U WANT KILL ME?THEN COME ON U PUSSY BOI.I SHOOT U IN FACE SOON LOOK AT U.TELL UR MOTHER SHE NEED 2 BUY SMALL COFFIN BCOS DERE NOT GONE B MUCH LEFT OF U.
DID THAT GOAT FEEL GOOD BETWEEN UR LEGS SMALL BOI? DID U LET IT LICK UR BALLS OR DID U TRY STICK UR SMALL DIG N ITS ASS? NICE CHOICE OF GOAT. SMALL GOAT 4 SMALL DIG. HA HA HA HA HA HA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
Now we plan to create a website and put the videos on it (not the way they are on youtube - but in another way that makes fun of Ed) Then we will have a place to comment on the videos. We will need it to be viewed lots and lots of time and lots of comments - then we can send it to Ed. He'll think a rival gang has chopped his dollars and made a fool of him. |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Mon May 12, 2008 9:58 pm |
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Ed as inundated the police with all the emails and BS he's had for the past 4 years |
I wonder if he was stupid enough to include his scam letters.
I can't believe he is still contactable. Great stuff |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Mon May 12, 2008 10:36 pm |
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Ooh that sounds like fun! |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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CrazyCanuck
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2007
Posts: 98
Location: Canada
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Tue May 20, 2008 5:12 am |
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Any thoughts of seeing if 3d would be interested in entering the T*W*A*T?
Chad is such a nice safari destination this time of year! |
_________________ Let no mugu on safari go home before his time.
There is just nothing that is as delicious as lad pain!
I wish to inform you this is no way associated with Fraud, Scam or Hoax,Neither a Joke...... Dr. Jack Ryan
Because our protocol officers were in the airport yesterday but could not find him....... Mrs Carole Jerome
Immediately I receive the 10%, I will remit the fund to your account as soon as possible....Dr. Patricia Jacob |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Thu May 29, 2008 10:09 pm |
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This is by far one of the best baits I´ve seen.
Maybe you should incorporate a new character??
And, it might sound a little obnoxious -- but where are the pictures of 3ds blistered friend?? |
_________________ There's no such thing as a female with good looks who cooks and cleans. |
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Super Model
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 110
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Posted:
Fri May 30, 2008 12:38 pm |
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Eliza, Great to see that 3d is still around Thanks for keeping him on the bait |
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