Third Anniversary Safari - (Video p. 63)

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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:02 pm

^^ Yes, he's been into Malaysia twice now, that's where the hotel for the meeting with my barrister is (Hotel Hyatt). Border checks are good, but he's getting past them. That's bad.

Malaysia is just a half hour bus ride for him.

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:12 pm

Frst let him get to his sex date with /-\my.

A foreign trip is no problem.........

Let the barrister get mad, stupid 3d went to the WRONG hotel!!!!

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:26 pm

OK GUYS - update...

3d is at Ch4rlie's C0rn3r waiting on 4my.

He just called me to say that the man on the boat hasn't arrived yet.

(No shit???)

http://media.putfile.com/amy-stalls-the-419-scammer-at-1111

OH should I tell him that Doug called and said to just wait - there's a family on the boat right now that has several children and they have a telescope and are looking at the stars. The kids are very excited about the stars, and the guy has asked if he can just be a bit later - as the family has offered to pay him well to let the kids just have 30 more minutes star gazing...

How does that sound? And say the guy will refund our money due to this problem....

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:48 pm

So 4my has called to make sure 3d is still waiting.

She says for him to hold on - keep waiting.

http://media.putfile.com/amy-stalls-the-419-scammer-at-1130

It is now 11:40 his time. This means that his flight leaves in 2 hours and 20 minutes.

Or in other words.....Ummmmmmm his nightmare of being stranded in Singapore is JUST beginning...........he's just drifted off......shhhhhhhh.....be very quiet - - and hold on to your seats.

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:20 pm

And - now 3d has called again.

I bullshit him - wasting his minutes

http://media.putfile.com/Amy-Stalls-Ed-12

He also has some not so nice things to say about the Barrister. LOL

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:20 pm

Just a few more hours, you can do it and keep him there. Go Go 4my!

Eliza I have mentioned you are now one of my heroes? Razz

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:25 pm

OMG I love this bait! Teamwork at its very finest. clapping

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:32 pm

I'll wait about another hour to make sure he can't make his plane before I call him and tell him Nelson's taking on water. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:32 pm

Doet anyone know how long it would take to get to the airport from charlie's corner. Because me thinks if it takes more than an hour, we almost accomplished this wonderful goal Laughing

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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:35 pm

100 Singapore dollars left? Too much, by about 100 Singapore dollars.

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:46 pm

He still has enough to be drinking a beer, so he still has too much money.

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:47 pm

Maybe he should go buy Amy something nice and expensive?

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:48 pm

He'll be taking another bus ride tomorrow. When he reschedules his flight, will there be a charge for that?

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:50 pm

Ohhhhhhh he is still waiting on the boat........

It's getting time for Doug to make a call. So "Doug" Why don't you call and say that you just talked to the people - they said that they are going to send one of their messages (what ever they use - computer or what ever) to the boat and you are just waiting for the response from the people. You will let him know what's going on as soon as you hear back. Say that in the mean time he should just stick around.

Oh and listen to this audio file because I had to do some BIG TIME lying here - I was like - OH * - I hope I didn't blow it - - so if he says anything - stick to my story!

PDS - you need to hear this one, too.

http://media.putfile.com/Amy-Stalls-Ed-1230

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:53 pm

By the way guys - I have to go in about 15-30 minutes - to a party my kid is having. Then I have to take him to be a participant in some research. I'll be home later tonight - - so Amy is going to have to have some phone problems really soon.

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:03 pm

Great calls! Damn prostitutes buzzing around him. Laughing

I didn't mention before that Amy doesn't know anything about his inheritance.
Now his head will hurt as he tries to work out how she knew. Thing is, Amy is the cousin of his fiancee that died, and he thought he was keeping his relationship with each girl secret from the other. We did that to get him walking a tightrope. But anyway, your comment about the barrister must've come to him as a surprise. Smile

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:07 pm

^^^ Well, now I know what's going to happen with that last 100 dollars.
Eliza, even if it got all messed up now, it's all good. Lad stranded in Singapore? Check. Lad out of money? Check.

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:11 pm

They're probably buzzing around him for payments promised for services rendered in the past week. Their pimps are waiting nearby, hopefully.

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:12 pm

Ok now 3d just called again. Here's the convo...

Take it from here....tell 3d that my battery on my phone died. I'll call him in just a second and tell him my phone battery is dying and that Doug will call him soon.

http://media.putfile.com/Amy-stalls-ed-at-1

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:16 pm

I have to laugh folks, I'm never gonna make this phone call because I keep having to listen to Eliza to find out what she says Very Happy

Let me listen to the last one and call him. I'm planning on telling him that Seng helped get Amy out and we talked. And now he thinks I'm Eds best friend and is giving me shit about Ed not showing up for meetings.
Lol "Ask Doug and he'll figure everything out." Yes...yes I will...

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:18 pm

^^ That works great! Another coincidence in his catalogue of unbelievable coincidences Cool

Ex-lads will be telling their grandkids this story from Lagos to port Harcourt for years to come.

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:21 pm

Yeah, I plan to say "How many Africans waiting to marry a girl from Lithuania do you think there are in Singapore?"

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:23 pm

ok my last call to 3d - - I told him he's getting*

Listen and laugh...

I have to go now.

http://media.putfile.com/Amy-tells-419-scammer-he-is-getting-hostinged

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:10 pm

Eliza, how did you keep from laughing throughout that?
He's*he just doesn't know it yet. Very Happy

I just got done talking to him, I told him that the boat's having engine problems and taking on water. Nothing to worry about right now, but he needs to wait another hour or so. He's coooooold and looooonely. He wants to talk to Amy badly and asked me to find her charger.
He wants me to find out who did this to Amy, he wants to be personally involved in getting rid of the person that gave her the durgs. For all of you lad huggers that may be listening here, he understands that "getting rid of" means as in "6 feet under".
I asked him about this Seng guy. I told him that he helped us arrange a payment to get Amy out of the country. He found out about Ed and now thinks I'm Ed's best friend; he keeps calling me and giving me * about Ed not showing up for meetings. Ed tells me that he's a * moron. I told Ed he worked fine for us, but anyone that doesn't work out fine for Ozzi doesn't hang around long.
What amazes me is that he has absolute trust in Doug. He really thinks that Doug will pull off the amazing. He told me that he knew I would get Amy out and he wants to sit down with me and talk once he gets to Thailand.
Lol, I forgot to mention the call was just a classic. I told him I was on the docks and contacting the boat on the radio. I have a shortwave in the computer room and I had it tuned loudly to a telegraph station while calling him.

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:21 pm

Eliza, you're a natural!

This is great.. wonder what the lad's gonna do when he can't take his plane...

But one thing that i think is very important: no matter what happens, don't tell the Lad that he's been baited!!!

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