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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Sun Aug 12, 2007 2:43 pm |
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Fr.JB got this today:
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Thanks for the mail..I hope you noted the contents of the last mail I got from Amy's abductor.Please,I want you to take your time and read through all the mail( I got from Amy's abductor) I've forwarded to you.With this you can tell the kind of people we are dealing with..They are devilish..According to their last mail before the one I forwarded yesterday.I meant to understand that Amy(My fiancee) has been sold out to a moslem cleric that resides in Kano a major city in the nothern part of Nigeria.According their recent mail,they will be taking Amy to Kano next week to hand her over to the buyer(moslem cleric).
Sir,it is important we act fast.I pray that God shouldn't allow these miscreants get away with these crime.According to Amy they've other nationalities as hostages..We are with a web of blood suckers.I know that the wrath of our lord is upon them.They can't run away from it.For now,I am not feeling fine.I've a slight fever.But not withstanding I will be waiting for you to keep me abrest with the outcome of your church elder's meetings.I need to go to kano to look for my fiancee.It is important I get there before them.I look forward to your response. |
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_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Sun Aug 12, 2007 5:51 pm |
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I am not feeling fine.I've a slight fever. |
Probably got it from the goat. |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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drwiggle
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Jul 2007
Posts: 133
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Sun Aug 12, 2007 6:21 pm |
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A "You're on Candid Camera" video for 3d would be priceless, if anyone is brave enough to go and do it! (Not me). The look on his face when he finally realises the last 3 years of his life have been a Truman Show!!!! You guys are awesome. |
_________________ ****Back from an extended break on the left coast****
"this is very agonising and I have to cope with such a disgrace", Barrister App1ah D3r1ck |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sun Aug 12, 2007 6:23 pm |
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Not so fast! this could go on for another two or three years! I will be a regular watcher! |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Sun Aug 12, 2007 7:56 pm |
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Many people dream of "15 minutes of fame." Ed has it and doesn't know it. LOL It would be funny to get his autograph - - because he is a famous person - and will be even more famous as soon as some youtube videos are finished and uploaded....
UPLOADED TO YOUTUBE: The Baiting of Edward Smith Part 1 (of 3)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S42VmbbdOrA |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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writeon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 986
Location: SATA
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Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:09 pm |
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Fantastic..........Absolutely f**king fantastic. |
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MrMe
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Aug 2007
Posts: 593
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Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:10 pm |
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Wow! I'm new here and this has to be one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. Loved the video Eliza, can't wait for the next 2.
Congratulations to all involved! |
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Nex
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 22
Location: Behind the keyboard
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Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:12 pm |
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Phew... I must say 66 pages was a bit much to read, but DAMN! This is good stuff!
I really look forward to see how the misfortunes of 3ddie continues! |
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BeatlesMania
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 11 Jul 2007
Posts: 99
Location: Roll up, for the magical mystery tour . . .
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Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:18 pm |
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Wow, great "story so far" video montage Eliza. Damn impressive
Eagerly awaiting the next installment. I am REALLY looking forward to 3d's videos |
_________________ x5 x3 x2 |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:35 pm |
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And it served an educational purpose. I actually understand "the saga of 3d" much better now . |
_________________ "Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:50 pm |
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Hahahahahahahaahah! I CAN'T WAIT for the next two parts!
You all are bitlliant (and Ed is not!)! |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:35 pm |
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Fantastic videos. |
_________________ x8
LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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leia
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 83
Location: somewhere in Colbert Nation
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Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:47 pm |
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Great Job Eliza! Eagerly awaiting part 2 |
_________________ "I was contemplating with me...I have a reliable mind to complete this transaction with you. Let me cheap this into your mind that we will not suffer and another person will rip it, relax and forget him as you said." -Mr. Robert Kofi
"Please when ever you are writing to the bank
try and be specific and go straight to the point. Is an institution we are not interested in your boyfriend case." - fake bank
"I'm so annoyed with you are you sure you are with all your senses?" - Mr. Robert Kofi again |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:55 pm |
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Video 2 is now uploaded
Video 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S42VmbbdOrA
Video 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9fgsmlLj7E |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
<br>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Sun Aug 12, 2007 10:09 pm |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Sun Aug 12, 2007 10:22 pm |
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great stuff |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Sun Aug 12, 2007 10:28 pm |
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I'm using Windows Movie Maker. It's very easy to use - - seeing as how I have never taken a class to teach me how to do anything like this!!
Part 3 is saving right now - - then it will upload - - so in about 1 more hour, part 3 should be available for all to see. |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
<br>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Sun Aug 12, 2007 10:38 pm |
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ROFLOL! |
_________________ x7 x9 x2 (team effort)
(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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Doctor X
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Sun Aug 12, 2007 10:55 pm |
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T3h 4w3s0m3!!11!!
--J.D. |
_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:37 pm |
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DAMN IT!!! YouTube rejected the video 3 because it's too long!!!
DAMN DAMN - I've wasted time sitting here waiting on it. #3 will have to come tomorrow - I'll have to break it down to part 3 and then #4.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
<br>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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full auto
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 30 May 2007
Posts: 555
Location: Lost in a digital age/provided by tor.
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Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:42 pm |
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You guys are the shiznit!
@ Eliza: I was rocking out to that smash mouth you put in the first video. Two thumbs up for a great choice on appropriate songs. |
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Doctor X
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:46 pm |
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--J.D. |
_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:56 pm |
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ok I thought of how to break it up - - I'll TRY to get it up tonight. |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
<br>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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Doctor X
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:08 am |
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--J.D. |
_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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Bait Voyeur
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Apr 2007
Posts: 38
Location: The Frozen North
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:43 am |
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Brilliant summary!! Kudos to all -- I smack my lips in anticipation for the next video installment |
_________________ Do it. Go for the GOLD!!! |
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