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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:25 am |
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Wow this is awesome Eliza. I really can't wait to see the video. We all know that surely Ed's going to royally botch it up, but whatever he does provide should be a real laugh.
I'm looking forward to finding out a bit more about the history of this bait. |
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If you know what is going on here, you will be shock to your marrows - Captain Brian
Ahm3d K4diri: Tamale (Ghana) - Porto Novo (Benin) |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:24 am |
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Lou Smorals
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 May 2007
Posts: 365
Location: Standing behind lads dressed as the Grim Reaper!
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Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:29 am |
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Eliza...how on earth do you do it? You must have one of the most fertile imaginations on this planet...Tis bait makes all others fade to insignificance...the team (PDS, Mr Mugu, Homer and Eliza) that have led on his journey of self discovery should all receive some kind of award for services to comedy!
As has already been said, this is going to become a YouTube classic! |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:07 am |
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This is absolutely classic...
I am falling down crying with laughter.
3D is basically baiting himself...
@Eliza...Amy should be ashamed of herself for causing this much abuse to her long lost love.
P.S...If 3D can pull this off, I will burn it onto CD and anonymously drop a copy to the Singapore police and Immigration authorities. I'm sure they will be interested in 3D's recent adventures. |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad)
Last edited by asiaguy on Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:38 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:14 am |
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The great thing about this bait is that there's so much more left in it too. The ideas just keep coming and coming - I wouldn't be surprised if we can all keep Ed going for another three years.
I wonder if this thread will get to 100 pages? |
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If you know what is going on here, you will be shock to your marrows - Captain Brian
Ahm3d K4diri: Tamale (Ghana) - Porto Novo (Benin) |
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Doctor X
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:07 am |
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He is "pot committed"; he has put so much into this he has to keep adding or face the fact he has wasted years and money.
Much easier to chase after another dream of robbing someone for Big Payoff.
100 pages? Easily. Another ten pages regarding his video and then a few score more on how he finds out he will not get paid this time, but if he would just. . . .
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_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:37 pm |
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Also, if you would take the time, we would like for you, as a Nigerian, to tell us about 419 and how the people operate. What could our church do to put an end to 419 so that (if you are telling the truth) people will begin to have more trust for Nigerians? I am sure that if you are a rare honest Nigerian, life has to be hard for you sometimes due to the number of Nigerians who aren't honest. Why do people do 419? What can we do to end it? |
Classic. Absolutely classic. I can't wait to see this jewel |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:43 pm |
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As I mentioned many pages back in this thread, I had baited Ed for a while but bowed out to let PDS and MM work him over. With Mr. Mugu's permission I started rebaiting him when this tale looked like it was winding down (prior to Eliza's nefarious modality!).
Anyway, Ed responded right away but has been very quiet lately. I wonder why? I wrote him yesterday and I just got this sob story, at least part of which we know is true:
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Iam really sorry for my late response..Right now,Iam going through one of the most difficult times in my life.I've just lost my job and to make matter worst my two children are critically ill..My wife have moved out of my house.We had a minor misunderstanding.Iam going through a trumatic phase in my life.I really tensed-up.I just managed to shake these stress off.Once again,I really sorry for my absence.Please,I need you to assist me in prayers.Like I promised,I will forward the picture and the medical reports of my daughter very soon.I look forward to your response.
Thanks and God bless.
Edward Smith. |
Aww........ He's having such a hard time he can't even beg a rich widow for money! |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:54 pm |
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I was at a suprise birthday party for me yesterday. Talk came to my baiting and I told people the story of Ed. As I said yesterday, this is one mugu I know has no time to scam anyone right now. |
_________________ x7 x9 x2 (team effort)
(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
Last edited by mr. mugu on Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:53 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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MasqueradeD
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 2
Location: Eastern USA
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Wed Aug 01, 2007 6:29 pm |
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My first post on your forums. I came to your site looking for info because my main email has been flooded with 419 and phishing scams lately. Anyway, I'm hooked. This is amazing. Simply amazing. It took me two days to get to page 60 and I'm on the edge of my seat. You guys rawk! Can't wait for the video. Great job by everyone! |
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drwiggle
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Jul 2007
Posts: 133
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Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:41 pm |
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I am in the presence of greatness!! I wish i had some ideas to contribute but you guys have it all sown up. Wow! just, Wow! |
_________________ ****Back from an extended break on the left coast****
"this is very agonising and I have to cope with such a disgrace", Barrister App1ah D3r1ck |
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writeon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 986
Location: SATA
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Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:03 pm |
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@ Mr Mugu, belated Happy Birthday and I hope you have many more to bait 3d! |
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Bait Voyeur
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Apr 2007
Posts: 38
Location: The Frozen North
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Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:32 pm |
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Four pages added to the thread, and no email notifications! Took me a while to get caught up, but oh... so... worth it!!
So, belated gapes of amazement, Eliza!!
And belated many happy returns, Mr Mugu!! |
_________________ Do it. Go for the GOLD!!! |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Thu Aug 02, 2007 1:19 am |
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mr.mugu, belated happy 21st birthday for yesterday. Ed's waiting for a reply from the lawyer, and I've introduced a new character, a fed. I'll hold back until Ed delivers the video though. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Zorro
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 377
Location: In levitation
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Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:45 am |
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Happy Birthday Mr Mugu
Eliza, HOLY **** ........ !&*%#$@% |
_________________ Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop
There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes, you know he's crooked.
The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once. |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:40 am |
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Happy B-day Mr. Mugu.
Well, I haven't received the video from Ed yet.
I hope it can come today - because tonight I'm taking a flight to CA and won't be home until Mon morn - but then I have to shower and go to work. |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Thu Aug 02, 2007 2:00 pm |
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^^^ @Eliza, you're coming to CA and you didn't contact me? Well, that's okay since I'm traveling this weekend and wouldn't be available to meet with you anyway... |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:28 pm |
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I just managed to shake these stress off |
Not for long mugu, not for long.... :lol |
_________________ Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
x 2 teeny part of a large effort x29 x5
Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:15 pm |
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I've just lost my job and to make matter worst my two children are critically ill..My wife have moved out of my house. |
3D is a now living, breathing country and western song.
If his pick up truck had a flat tire, then his saga would be complete.
Happy B-Day Mr. Mugu... |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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Lou Smorals
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 May 2007
Posts: 365
Location: Standing behind lads dressed as the Grim Reaper!
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Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:04 pm |
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So, for the next part of the bait...Amy (who is still passionately and desperately in love with 3d) writes him a C&W song, we find and point him in the direction of a 'stock' backing track and get him to record the song just for Amy...how many slaps for not getting the feeling right? Yeeee Hah! |
Last edited by Lou Smorals on Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:10 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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gargstang
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 139
Location: Around the way
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Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:07 pm |
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Can't be a coutry song without alcohol. |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:08 pm |
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ohhhhh that would be hilarious - and have him sing it!!
.....or we can just give him the classic:
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Well it was all I could do to keep from cryin'
Some times it seems so useless to remain
You're the one who always tried to change me
And that is why I will always stay the same
Chorus:
But I'll hang around as long as you will let me
I never minded standing in the rain
You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'
But you never even call me by my name
No, you don't have to call me Freddy Fender
You don't have to call me Charlie Pride
You don't have to call me Merle Haggard anymore
Even though you know you're on my fighting side
Chorus- this verse only:
And I'm gonna hang around as long as you will let me
I never minded standing in the rain (when nights are cold and lonely)
You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'
But you never even call me by name.
[musical by mouth improv done in a Merle Haggard-like tone -no words]
[spoken] I've seen my name, a few times in the phone book
[spoken] And on the neon sign above the bar I used to own
[spoken] And there's only one thing I'm really sure of was that sucker
You're gonna hear it when my savior calls me home
[spoken] That's a lot to get into one song. We left out all the good stuff. Dallas, dope, divorce, dead dogs, trains prison Christmas, mothers, farms, and trucks. Mothers, prison, trucks, trains, farms, Christmas, and dead dogs are essential, you can't have a good country song without them things. And with all due respect this song needs mothers, prison, trucks, trains, farms, Christmas and dead dogs and is that it? Whatever it is - it's also 4 minutes long already (they're going 'when's he gonna end, when's he gonna end in the booth back there') So I'll just tack this verse on the end here-
Ever since the dog died and mama went to prison
Ain't nothin' round this old farm that's been the same
[Spoken] You know when mom broke out last Christmas
She drove the getaway laundry truck into a train
Chorus:
But I'll hang around as long as you will let me
I never minded standing in the rain
You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'
But you never even call me by my name
It was all that I could do to keep from cryin'
Sometimes it seems so useless to remain
You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'
You never even call me by my name.
You don't have to call me Waylon Jennings
And you don't have to call me Charlie Pride.
You don't have to call me Merle Haggard, anymore.
Even though your on my fightin' side.
Chorus:
And I'll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standin' in the rain.
You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'
You never even call me by my name.
I've heard my name a few times in your phone book
I've seen it on signs where I've laid
But the only time I know, I'll hear David Allan Coe
Is when Jesus has his final judgment day.
Chorus:
Well, I was drunk the day my Mom got outta prison.
And I went to pick her up in the rain.
But, before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got runned over by a damned old train.
Chorus:
So I'll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standin' in the rain.
No, You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'
You never even call me, I wonder why you don't call me
Why don't you ever call me by my name.
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_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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fawnykate
Master Baiter
Joined: 17 Jun 2007
Posts: 142
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Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:30 am |
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Oh my,,, that strikes a chord !!!. mabe that song could be 3d's code/chord word when he calls FJB on that there telephone a thingy ma gibbit.
In the name of the father and of the son and also the holy gibblet.
AAAAAAYYYYYmen |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Sat Aug 04, 2007 2:14 am |
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You move to another country, get married and -- miss so much fun stuff of the 3d chapters..!! This is sooooooooooo great....... can�t wait for the video.! |
_________________ There's no such thing as a female with good looks who cooks and cleans. |
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Bengali in Platforms
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 27
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Sat Aug 04, 2007 5:35 pm |
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You guys are absolute geniuses! I've spent the past few days catching up on this story, and it's got to be the best tale I've ever watched unfold! |
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