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Josh
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow this is awesome Eliza. I really can't wait to see the video. We all know that surely Ed's going to royally botch it up, but whatever he does provide should be a real laugh.

I'm looking forward to finding out a bit more about the history of this bait.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh... my.... God...

If he pulls it off, surely the greatest security video yet. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Eliza...how on earth do you do it? You must have one of the most fertile imaginations on this planet...Tis bait makes all others fade to insignificance...the team (PDS, Mr Mugu, Homer and Eliza) that have led on his journey of self discovery should all receive some kind of award for services to comedy!

As has already been said, this is going to become a YouTube classic!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This is absolutely classic...
I am falling down crying with laughter.
3D is basically baiting himself... bow_down LOL_sign crying clapping

@Eliza...Amy should be ashamed of herself for causing this much abuse to her long lost love.

P.S...If 3D can pull this off, I will burn it onto CD and anonymously drop a copy to the Singapore police and Immigration authorities. I'm sure they will be interested in 3D's recent adventures. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The great thing about this bait is that there's so much more left in it too. The ideas just keep coming and coming - I wouldn't be surprised if we can all keep Ed going for another three years.

I wonder if this thread will get to 100 pages?

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

He is "pot committed"; he has put so much into this he has to keep adding or face the fact he has wasted years and money.

Much easier to chase after another dream of robbing someone for Big Payoff.

100 pages? Easily. Another ten pages regarding his video and then a few score more on how he finds out he will not get paid this time, but if he would just. . . .

--J.D.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Also, if you would take the time, we would like for you, as a Nigerian, to tell us about 419 and how the people operate. What could our church do to put an end to 419 so that (if you are telling the truth) people will begin to have more trust for Nigerians? I am sure that if you are a rare honest Nigerian, life has to be hard for you sometimes due to the number of Nigerians who aren't honest. Why do people do 419? What can we do to end it?


Classic. Absolutely classic. I can't wait to see this jewel Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

As I mentioned many pages back in this thread, I had baited Ed for a while but bowed out to let PDS and MM work him over. With Mr. Mugu's permission I started rebaiting him when this tale looked like it was winding down (prior to Eliza's nefarious modality!).

Anyway, Ed responded right away but has been very quiet lately. I wonder why? Laughing I wrote him yesterday and I just got this sob story, at least part of which we know is true:

Ed wrote:
Iam really sorry for my late response..Right now,Iam going through one of the most difficult times in my life.I've just lost my job and to make matter worst my two children are critically ill..My wife have moved out of my house.We had a minor misunderstanding.Iam going through a trumatic phase in my life.I really tensed-up.I just managed to shake these stress off.Once again,I really sorry for my absence.Please,I need you to assist me in prayers.Like I promised,I will forward the picture and the medical reports of my daughter very soon.I look forward to your response.
Thanks and God bless.
Edward Smith.


Aww........ He's having such a hard time he can't even beg a rich widow for money!

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I was at a suprise birthday party for me yesterday. Talk came to my baiting and I told people the story of Ed. As I said yesterday, this is one mugu I know has no time to scam anyone right now.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 6:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My first post on your forums. I came to your site looking for info because my main email has been flooded with 419 and phishing scams lately. Anyway, I'm hooked. This is amazing. Simply amazing. It took me two days to get to page 60 and I'm on the edge of my seat. You guys rawk! Can't wait for the video. Great job by everyone! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am in the presence of greatness!! I wish i had some ideas to contribute but you guys have it all sown up. Wow! just, Wow! Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Mr Mugu, belated Happy Birthday and I hope you have many more to bait 3d!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Four pages added to the thread, and no email notifications! Took me a while to get caught up, but oh... so... worth it!!

So, belated gapes of amazement, Eliza!! bow_down

And belated many happy returns, Mr Mugu!! happy crowd

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 1:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

mr.mugu, belated happy 21st birthday for yesterday. Ed's waiting for a reply from the lawyer, and I've introduced a new character, a fed. I'll hold back until Ed delivers the video though.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy Birthday Mr Mugu

Eliza, HOLY **** ........ !&*%#[email protected]% Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy B-day Mr. Mugu.

Well, I haven't received the video from Ed yet.

I hope it can come today - because tonight I'm taking a flight to CA and won't be home until Mon morn - but then I have to shower and go to work.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 2:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ @Eliza, you're coming to CA and you didn't contact me? Laughing Well, that's okay since I'm traveling this weekend and wouldn't be available to meet with you anyway...

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I just managed to shake these stress off
Not for long mugu, not for long.... :lol

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I've just lost my job and to make matter worst my two children are critically ill..My wife have moved out of my house.


3D is a now living, breathing country and western song.
If his pick up truck had a flat tire, then his saga would be complete.

Happy B-Day Mr. Mugu... happy crowd

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So, for the next part of the bait...Amy (who is still passionately and desperately in love with 3d) writes him a C&W song, we find and point him in the direction of a 'stock' backing track and get him to record the song just for Amy...how many slaps for not getting the feeling right? Yeeee Hah!


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Can't be a coutry song without alcohol.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ohhhhh that would be hilarious - and have him sing it!!

.....or we can just give him the classic:

Quote:
Well it was all I could do to keep from cryin'
Some times it seems so useless to remain
You're the one who always tried to change me
And that is why I will always stay the same

Chorus:
But I'll hang around as long as you will let me
I never minded standing in the rain
You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'
But you never even call me by my name

No, you don't have to call me Freddy Fender
You don't have to call me Charlie Pride
You don't have to call me Merle Haggard anymore
Even though you know you're on my fighting side

Chorus- this verse only:
And I'm gonna hang around as long as you will let me
I never minded standing in the rain (when nights are cold and lonely)
You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'
But you never even call me by name.

[musical by mouth improv done in a Merle Haggard-like tone -no words]

[spoken] I've seen my name, a few times in the phone book
[spoken] And on the neon sign above the bar I used to own
[spoken] And there's only one thing I'm really sure of was that sucker
You're gonna hear it when my savior calls me home

[spoken] That's a lot to get into one song. We left out all the good stuff. Dallas, dope, divorce, dead dogs, trains prison Christmas, mothers, farms, and trucks. Mothers, prison, trucks, trains, farms, Christmas, and dead dogs are essential, you can't have a good country song without them things. And with all due respect this song needs mothers, prison, trucks, trains, farms, Christmas and dead dogs and is that it? Whatever it is - it's also 4 minutes long already (they're going 'when's he gonna end, when's he gonna end in the booth back there') So I'll just tack this verse on the end here-

Ever since the dog died and mama went to prison
Ain't nothin' round this old farm that's been the same
[Spoken] You know when mom broke out last Christmas
She drove the getaway laundry truck into a train

Chorus:
But I'll hang around as long as you will let me
I never minded standing in the rain
You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'
But you never even call me by my name

It was all that I could do to keep from cryin'
Sometimes it seems so useless to remain
You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'
You never even call me by my name.
You don't have to call me Waylon Jennings
And you don't have to call me Charlie Pride.
You don't have to call me Merle Haggard, anymore.
Even though your on my fightin' side.

Chorus:
And I'll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standin' in the rain.
You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'
You never even call me by my name.

I've heard my name a few times in your phone book
I've seen it on signs where I've laid
But the only time I know, I'll hear David Allan Coe
Is when Jesus has his final judgment day.

Chorus:

Well, I was drunk the day my Mom got outta prison.
And I went to pick her up in the rain.
But, before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got runned over by a damned old train.

Chorus:

So I'll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standin' in the rain.
No, You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'
You never even call me, I wonder why you don't call me
Why don't you ever call me by my name.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh my,,, that strikes a chord !!!. mabe that song could be 3d's code/chord word when he calls FJB on that there telephone a thingy ma gibbit.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 2:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You move to another country, get married and -- miss so much fun stuff of the 3d chapters..!! This is sooooooooooo great....... cant wait for the video.!

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 5:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You guys are absolute geniuses! I've spent the past few days catching up on this story, and it's got to be the best tale I've ever watched unfold!
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