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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:39 pm |
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I love that he was deported  . |
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= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
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CerealMom
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jun 2007
Posts: 36
Location: a theatre near you
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:46 pm |
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WOW!! That is like icing on the cake. |
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:56 pm |
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Not just deported, he can never go back again! That is icing on the cake. He has clothes left there and if he goes to get them he has to pay his fines and his room. You have to get him back there somehow, I doubt he will go but it would be too funny. |
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Super Model
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 110
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:59 pm |
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In the back of my mind i knew that there was something that he was not telling us  Great that he got deported, and has a whole lot of trouble waiting for him if he does come back there! He is still a believer, though ! |
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:04 pm |
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| Not just deported, he can never go back again! |
Even better than that. He was deported. He's now in an international database and unlikely to get a visa anywhere.
Sooooo, we need to send him somewhere  |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:53 pm |
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From: "Edward" <*********> Save Address Block Sender This Is Spam
To: Hugo **** <************>
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Subject: SORRY FOR THE INCONVIENENCES
Date: Thu, 5 Jul 2007 11:11:22 -0700 (PDT)
Show Full Headers Back To [INBOX]
Dear Hugo,
Sorry I 've gone back to Nigeria..I don't think I will able to stay any longer..There some people after me..I guess,the guy in the newspaper in one of the sydincate..They seems to know everything about me..Where I stay in Singapore..My daily movements..Since,I've never been to Phuket..How come a dead Nigerian is carrying my name on him?..For the past couple of days I've been getting threats from unknown number..They claim to be a member of a group known as the Seven dragons..They seems to know that Iam in singapore to claim an inheritance..They said they want Sixty-Five percent of it..How they got know about it I don't know?..Anyway,I've reported the matter to the police..I no longer feel in singapore..I've gone back to Nigeria..I will contact Charles as soon as possible..I am really sorry for the inconvienence.I hope you understand my predicament.
Thanks and God bless.
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Well he wasn't entirely lying, he just left out a few of the more juicy details.
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:54 pm |
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| Sooooo, we need to send him somewhere |
Somewhere with close diplomatic ties to Singapore... |
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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3160
Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:58 pm |
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So, where did he stay from the 24th to the 5th? |
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Super Model
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 110
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:24 pm |
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^^^ My guess is that 3d had someone there who was helping him out for a fee from the funds he was going to receive. Guess he ditched him too |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:58 pm |
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How annoying that Singapore ICA decided to boot him out as an undesirable rather than making a serious fuss about his overstaying his visa.
Nevertheless, one of the greatest safaris ever. |
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"THIS YOUR BEHAVIOR IS IRELEVANT AND CROSPOLOS CARACTER" - Madam Clarrise Keita.
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:52 am |
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Fantastic result!
I love his warped version of the story. No wonder has has not desire to go back to the "Far East" any time soon! 
How do you think he would feel about eastern bloc now? |
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Doctor X
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:43 am |
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Does that earn half a shield or something?
Somewhere up there ^^^^^ he was trying to recoup his expenses by sending in receipts.
Of course, before payment, these had to be confirmed. Maybe letting him know that, "it is curious that you say you paid XXXX$ to the hotel when we have been informed you not only have outstanding charges you are blah . . . blah. Could you explain this 3d?"
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GordonBennett
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:46 am |
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| with proper documentations and strong legal backing I will be granted a visa |
But why not without? |
Well, now we know |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:24 pm |
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I think at some stage, the lawyer will tell him he's dealt with his problems in Singapore, providing him with receipts and suchlike to show that everything is paid and taken care of. Then he can go back there and get his inheritance.
At least, that's the plan for now. The plan keeps changing. |
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SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
 'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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UncleNed
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 190
Location: Ireland
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:09 pm |
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That would be hilarious. We need to get this guy back to Singapore to be arrested/caned. |
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"Your life is a monument to stupidity, I am breathless that anyone or anything in our universe can really be this stupid. You are a primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid you LITTLE SHIT !! " Raymond Hanz of Fnaz Kapitial (Now behind bars)
"YOU CAN CUT YOUR DIG AND EAT IT, YOU LOUSY FOOOOOOOL............" Sani Suleman Listen to him on the Radio (Starts at 19 minutes) |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:27 pm |
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Ok, I just mailed him and told him that it seems Amy was locked up at immigration when he went there, but they were under instructions to turn him away.
I've asked for his side of the story, and whether he left anything valuable behind when he was kicked out of Singapore. I've told him he needs to come completely clean, or I'll be unable to sort this mess out for him. |
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SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:34 pm |
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Yessirree, he's really into this. I believe the relocation story, because that Romanian Satellite ISP IP is new from Ed. His IP never changes from a standard Harcourt issue.
Getting him back to Singapore isn't impossible, after Eliza's done with him.
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Thanks for the mail..Iam going to be forwarding a mail I got from these miscreants today.I want you to carefully read through it.I left my belonging behind like I told you..I left singapore with fear.I was afraid they may hide drugs in my luguage.Like,I told you beforehand,I reported the the case to the American Embassy in Singapore.I was asked by an FBI agent based in malaysia to lay an entry.On getting there,after a long interrogation by both the Singaporean Police,I had to withdraw my initial report,because they were finding it hard to believe me.They were mad at me,they thought I led them into a chase of a wild goose.So in order not cause them more embarrasment I had to withdraw my report.I was escorted by the police.They asked me never to come back to singapore again.At this point,I want you to know that I never overstayed.My visa was scheduled to expire by 7th July,2007.I left singapore on the 3rd July,2007.I got to Lagos,Nigeria on the 4th July,2007.I left my lugage at the airport out of fear.During last few days in singapore,I had to move in with a Nepalese friend,because I wasn't able to pay for my hotel bills anymore.As far as Iam concerned I wasn't owing the hotel,before I moved in with my Nepalese friend.
However,at this point this is a strong dent on my person.But I wouldn't want to go into any arguement anybody or any country's authority.Please,I would suggest you do everything possible to take care of it on my behalf.If they say,I overstayed and that Iam owing any hotel bills.I want you to settle them on my behalf and most importantly clear my name with the authority,because I would want to visit there,sometime in the near future.Two days ago,I got a call from Amy my girfriend.She told me they(hostages) withnessed the inhuman killing of one their fellow hostage a school teacher from london.Her name is .she was laid on an altar and slaughtered in cold blood.These people are into human rituals.I was shocked when I heard it.I never knew that this kind of practice still exist.She said her abductors have gone to london to kidnap a boy named Harry.She said,she was somewhere in the Chad Republic.she asked me to contact a preacherman called .She believes he is the only one that can save at this point.She said,these people were practicing wizardry(withcraft).I've contacted the preacherman as she requested.But the preacherman thinks Iam a scammer.He is finding it hard to believe my story.(REMOVED: ELIZA'S REQUEST TO ED) I've agreed to do it.I will be doing it by the weekend.She said,I should do everything possible to spread this news to the whole wide world.At this point,you and your colleague () can testify if really I telling the truth.Iam going through a lot of emotional pain.I've abadoned my job in Port Harcourt out of fear.I've relocated to another City.I want you to do everything possible to help me save this girl and the other hostages.Please,forward the mail I got from the miscreant to your friend .I look forward to your response.
Thanks and God bless.
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He attached a couple mails from 'the seven' to that. |
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SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months
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Da Mayor
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 May 2007
Posts: 305
Location: Your mother's house
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:45 pm |
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- Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso to Bamako, Mali (427 miles)
- Accra, Ghana to Coutouno, Benin (213 miles) |
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Spooky Tooth
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 58
Location: Behind you...
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:29 pm |
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Pure unadulterated solid gold.
This is Schadenfreude to the max, but his pain is so well deserved.
Great job all around, this will be legendary. |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:32 pm |
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Schadenfreude? Nein, this is sadism, mate. Schadenfreude's nasty cousin. |
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SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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UncleNed
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 190
Location: Ireland
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:39 pm |
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| long interrogation by both the Singaporean Police,I had to withdraw my initial report |
No wonder he wasn't arrested, there's only two police officers in Singapore. They simply didn't have the man power.
Ask for the contact address of his firend to hear his side of the story. |
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"Your life is a monument to stupidity, I am breathless that anyone or anything in our universe can really be this stupid. You are a primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid you LITTLE SHIT !! " Raymond Hanz of Fnaz Kapitial (Now behind bars)
"YOU CAN CUT YOUR DIG AND EAT IT, YOU LOUSY FOOOOOOOL............" Sani Suleman Listen to him on the Radio (Starts at 19 minutes) |
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 7:12 pm |
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| I've abadoned my job in Port Harcourt out of fear.I've relocated to another City. |
If only there were some way to verify this. The abandoning his job part, that is |
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ratter
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jun 2007
Posts: 630
Location: Disembarking at Duvalier Airport
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 7:22 pm |
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^^^^^ he's changed internet cafes? How does a lad resign, anyway???? |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 7:37 pm |
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^^ See above, re: his IP address. |
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SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 7:47 pm |
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| they thought I led them into a chase of a wild goose |
Why on earth would the authorities think that?
Best.... bait..... ever......... |
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
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