Third Anniversary Safari - (Video p. 63)

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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:46 am

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Dear Mr. ************,
Thanks for the mail.Iam glad to see your response.I don't know why you find it hard to call me on phone.Nowadays,I hardly find time to access my mail..Anyway,Iam still struggling to see if I can raise money for my trip.As regards your question,the term P.M.S simply means Premium Motor Spirit which is commonly referred as Fuel or Petrol.In the Oil industry or Business it is simply referred as P.M.S..I deal on it.I buy and supply petroleum products.Though,Iam not big time dealer.Sometimes,the business can be very risky.But it is lucrative.
Hope you can still get me an extension,that is if Iam not able to make over to the Bahamas before 31st December, 2007..I need you to address the above question.I look forward to your response.
Thanks and God bless.
.

Arrogant little git, I told him before that I'm always in court during the day, and I very rarely call clients directly. I have a secretary for that. If he wants to get into why I don't do certain things, I'll ask him when was the last time he made a contribution to his steadily-mounting legal expenses. After all, if he's wheeling and dealing in P.M.S, he should be able to pay for at least some of the services he's received from this honourable chambers so far.

Bollocks to the extension. He gets to the Bahamas by 31st December, or George Bush gets the inheritance.

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:51 am

This is my favourite part:

Ed wrote:

Nowadays,I hardly find time to access my mail.

Warms my heart.

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 2:36 pm

I hope 3d can get it together to get to Bahamas. I miss him!

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:59 pm

PsycheDelia_Smith wrote:

Quote:

I deal on it.I buy and supply petroleum products.Though,Iam not big time dealer.Sometimes,the business can be very risky.But it is lucrative.

This is Port Harcourt for "I'm one of the gits that cuts holes in the petroleum lines so that I can steal the fuel." If we're lucky he might be involved in an "accident" that occurs every once in a while to these guys.
Come to think of it, it's Ed. Guy's got more lives than 10 cats.

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 1:43 am

>KA-BOOOOM<

Yeah, PMS dealer would be a pipe line driller. Lovely work... I feel a twinge of sympathy...

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:03 pm

mr. mugu: I'll bet you're spot on with that job description. It very likely is quite lucrative, so much so that he really doesn't need to send out 419 emails. At least he's well poised to waste those ill-gotten gains on more fruitless flights.

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:05 am

Amy HAS emailed Ed - - from her new email account. Ed had been begging FJB to get Amy to talk to him, and FJB told him that he'd talk to Amy - but Amy was really upset about him. So Ed was begging FJB to get Amy to talk to him. He warned FJB to get Amy to get a new email address.

So Amy got a new email address and she's in contact with Ed - but it's VERY boring right now. I'll post when something interesting happens. Right now it's just like watching a snail cross the road....or paint dry

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:55 am

Welcome back Eliza, I hope all is well with you. You were sadly missed!!

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 2:44 pm

Eliza_Doolittle wrote:

So Amy got a new email address and she's in contact with Ed - but it's VERY boring right now. I'll post when something interesting happens. Right now it's just like watching a snail cross the road....or paint dry

Welcome to my last three years with Ed Very Happy

Just because we were able to get him to Singapore, people seem to think Ed's a laugh riot.

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:49 pm

He is a riot, occasionally! So, how has 4my and 3d reunion gone? did he explain why he didn't make it to rescue her?

I sure would love to hear a phone call....

Is there any anticipated timeline for his arrival in the Bahamas?

BTW, nice to see you, Eliza. Congrats on finishing up on your studies!

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:28 pm

Eliza_Doolittle wrote:

Right now it's just like watching a snail cross the road....

WOOHOO! Bring on the semi-trailers!

Oh, and welcome back to baiterville.

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:32 am

mr. mugu wrote:

Just because we were able to get him to Singapore, people seem to think Ed's a laugh riot.

Well... you have to admit, those few weeks spent in Singapore were some of the most amazing baiting material ever collected. I mean, even a script writer couldn't have developed such a twisted and entertaining plot. Having Ed run all over Singapore and some of Malaysia looking for ghosts (and meeting some too! Shocked

) all for the pure benefit of us was quite amazing and certainly not dull.

While the lad himself might be the humanoid equivalent of drywall he has an innate ability to put himself in hilarious situations, not to mention videos!

Either way, for all glorious baits there is of course the leg work that is required and while you guys have done your fair share of grunt work with a rather boring lad there's always the promise of the next safari just over the horizon... Bahamas here we come! Very Happy

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:16 am

Yes, Red, and we are all waiting for you to get Ik3 to Bahamas too, mon....

You could send them to some remote island, with some plot, where each of the others keys into some hug conspiracy.... I'm hoping for that, really.... I am sure you psychic wizards can engineers this. I have faith in you...

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:20 am

Doc wrote:

some hug conspiracy

Like this? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_Hugs_Campaign Laughing

1k3's not going to the bahamas anytime soon, he's wanted by several government agencies for murder and grand larceny.

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:24 am

Um, yes, um, that is exactly what I am talking about.... Embarassed

Quote:

1k3's not going to the bahamas anytime soon, he's wanted by several government agencies for murder and grand larceny.

Bahamas are well known as a destination for those on the run... maybe he has to meet with 3d, of the 7 drag-0ns, to help get rid of the indictment... a stretch, but I love thinking about the video that Eliza would make if it happened.....

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:46 pm

I just got off the phone with Ed.

NSFW or people under 18

I think Ed got a bit embarrassed...

Reaper....hit the back button....

http://media.putfile.com/amy-calls-ed-Nov-14

And Ed says:

Quote:

The experience of the past couple of months have thought me a great lesson.I want you to know that I appreciate all the scarifices you've made so far.Darlin',I promise you one thing..I going to pay you back in folds.All these experience have strengthened our relationship.Remember,I promised you marriage.I've just received your call..Iam really happy to hear from you again.Uncle Chris lost his mother.He is in Nigeria for the burial.I've not seen him.He came in yesterday.I will be seeing him tommorrow.For now,I've to run make sure you call me back in the next two hours.So that we can talk and do anything you want me to do.I love you.
Thanks and God Bless.
Edward Smith.

So...phone sex with Ed in 2 hours? What would turn a guy off during phone sex? What's something gross? Ask him to stick his finger in his asshole????? Give me some gross things - so I can see what Ed says when I give him a call.

Some more dirty talk with ed....ON HIS DIME....

NSFW -- NOT SAFE FOR MINORS EITHER

Sorry my idea of sexual fun isn't the same as yours tonight...LOL

http://media.putfile.com/Nov-17-2007-call-2

http://media.putfile.com/Nov-17-2007-call-3

http://media.putfile.com/Nov-17-2007-call-4

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:20 pm

@ Dr Eliza, Hahahahaha! Ed,

Quote:

.I want you to know that I appreciate all the scarifices you've made so far

is still completely on the hook! Incredible!

I'm not getting any audio, which is too bad. My satellite connection is slow these days...

Um, as far as turning him off, maybe you could ask him to chew on a freshly withdrawn tampon and inhale deeply from your squash shoes. That might cool his ardor.

Or maybe not. This is, after all, Ed.

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:09 am

More good stuff from Eliza! You really know how to make a lads day. Laughing

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:03 am

And the best part was that Ed paid for the calls. LOL Remember that - more lad $$ wasted

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:25 am

Great to have you back on the phone, Eliza! Very Happy

Now if only that lazy git would get off his duff and finish the visa forms, maybe my character could get him into the US to meet up with Amy.

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:21 pm

Your morning "ed" fix:

Quote:

Sweetheart,
How are you doing today?..Hope all is well?..For the first time for weeks,I had good night rest..Your long absence demoralised me.I was really worried about you.Iam happy to see that we are right back on course.Sorry,we couldn't talk long on the phone yesterday.It rained yesterday,so the phone network was really bad.I've tried to reload my phone this morning,but Iam finding it very difficult to reload because the phone network is bad.Maybe I will try it again later.For now,I will be travelling to Warri this morning for business.There are some petroleum product have to truck load.I will be taking them to a customer in the northern part of Nigeria.I will be coming back home in the next Three(3) to Four(4) days.
Right now,Iam working seriously on how to migrate to the United State to settle down with you.I will be going for the visa interview by the first week of December.If things works out the way,I plan.We will be spending the Xmas together.Like I earlier mentioned,Uncle Chris in Nigeria for his Mother burial.I will try and see him today before travelling to Warri.I guess,you've been trying to reach me on phone since yesterday night,Iam sorry like I earlier explained we are experience poor network reception for now.I guess,it will normalise before the day runs out.Once Iam able to recharge my phone account I will call you..I can still remember you reciting that peom you wrote for me.Everytime,I close my eyes what I see and hear is you.I want you to know that I love you with all my heart.I may call,while Iam with Uncle chris so that you can express your condolence.I look forward to your response.I love you.
Thanks and God bless.
Edward Smith.

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:12 pm

Hahahaha, I got the audio today! hahahahahahaha, but, I am worried about Amy's health, she sounds sick....

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:58 pm

Quote:

I close my eyes what I see and hear is you

Now I feel sorry for him
Laughing

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:42 pm

Eliza_Doolittle wrote:

Your morning "ed" fix:

Quote:

For now,I will be travelling to Warri this morning for business.There are some petroleum product have to truck load.I will be taking them to a customer in the northern part of Nigeria.I will be coming back home in the next Three(3) to Four(4) days.

I am now totally certain that he's in the fuel stealing business. He's probably not cutting the holes in the pipes, but he's driving it north to sell it to someone.

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