Third Anniversary Safari - (Video p. 63)

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^^^^^^^I . . . SMELL . . .

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. . . wait for it . . .

ANOTHER SAFARI!!!111!!

Amazing. Have to wonder what he is playing. Well . . . keep playing him!

--J.D.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Aug 2006 Posts: 34

Allow me to join the choir of praise. This is one of the greatest baits I have ever read. I've been wanting to say this since the first time I read this thread:

HAHAHAHAHA! clapping

I hope you manage to send that fool on new adventures.

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:27 pm

Uh-oh, Mr. Mugu -- this is getting scary. Shocked

You've got the American Embassy, the FBI, the Singaporean Police, the Royal Malaysia Police, and worst of all, Ed's "Hommies" on your tail. (OMG! Not the Hommies!)

I suggest you drop this bait, burn your computer, change your name, and move to a small town in Kansas until this blows over. You've gotten yourself into some deep doo-doo here.

Laughing

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:46 pm

Any chance of getting him to respond to a page at Dubai International? Would that not be a hoot?

Thanks for a wonderful safari guys/gals. Wear your hats with pride.

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:55 pm

I'm sure he would not respond to the name "ED". He is traveling under another name or he wouldn't dare go to the airport. He seems to have more support and resorces than he lets on.

Another bravo to the combined efforts of the baiters.

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:11 pm

What would really cap this all off is an intro to 3d's travel agency. How a guy with $10 can change his departure times and dates for a 15 hr intl flight is beyond me. Only a first class ticket would allow such priveleges. Get us the scammer discount trick and we can all fly baiter class!

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:17 pm

More than likely he found a friendly travel agent that took pity on him. He seems lucky that way Rolling Eyes

Homer, I think I forgot to mention that George had his arms and legs cut off and left for dead. So if you want to continue taunting him by saying you have someone to dial and hold the phone for you...

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:18 pm

my internet connection sucks here.

So I'm kind of on and off. My "Ex" wouldn't make any phone calls with me. And he's telling me right now to come on and go eat with him - instead of reading this - - so all I know right now is that Doug and George died.

Mr. Mugu - call me and give me an update. LOL

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:29 pm

While we're still on the boil here, or lukewarm at the very least, I'll send him a mail from the lawyer, telling him he has only 5 days to claim the estate, or it goes to the government. Wink

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:04 pm

@PDS

Is there any mileage in making him believe that those nasty chaps at the 7 dragons have claimed the whole 7m, rather than getting to just 65%. That would really P155 him off .... and the logical conclusion is that they would not need amy anymore.

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:20 pm

This is what I would do to send him on another safari:

Amy escapes, and runs to the airport. Sadly the only plane to Africa she can get on in her hurry goes to Yaounde - Cameroon, N'djamena - Tchad or some other lovely place like that. I would be surprised if Ed wouldn't be on the first bus on his way to her.

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:53 pm

mr. mugu wrote:

Homer, I think I forgot to mention that George had his arms and legs cut off and left for dead. So if you want to continue taunting him by saying you have someone to dial and hold the phone for you...

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Maybe George could return and take over the organization. Stranger things have happened, although I doubt even this lad would buy into that.

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:52 pm

arranblonde wrote:

@PDS

Is there any mileage in making him believe that those nasty chaps at the 7 dragons have claimed the whole 7m, rather than getting to just 65%. That would really P155 him off .... and the logical conclusion is that they would not need amy anymore.

No, he only wants money. If Amy didn't have rich relatives, he wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire. She is a commodity, his cash cow. Notice how quick he dumped her when the heat was on? Easy money, that's all they're interested in. The 7 million will get him on a plane again, when he can raise the air fare. That, I think, will take him a while. Would you give him a loan? Laughing

There's another thing to remember, too: while he's focussed on getting his grubby hands on this imaginary money, he has no time to be grooming new victims.

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:13 pm

I think when 3d gets home he should get an e-mail survey from "The Singapore Travel Association" Laughing

"How was your trip?"
"What was your favorite place to visit in Singapore?"
"Is there anything we can do in the future to improve you experience in Singapore?" etc.

I wonder if 3d had time to go to the Giant Chilli Crab Feast? Wink

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:11 am

^^ That, I like. Laughing

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:23 am

Hahahahaha @ Leia

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:59 am

@Leia

@ All concerned with this masterful bait
clapping

This has been soooo enjoyable. I shall keep tuning in for any more developments. As stated, 3d is the gift that keeps giving!

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 1:15 am

Well, I finally had a chance to catch up and I have a few things to say/suggest.

Is there a way that somehow 4my would be able to collect the 7 million (as 3d's fiance - - or "next-of-kin") So the 7 dragons figure out that 4my can collect the money - and she fills out the paperwork and buys herself from them....only to find they lied - and sold her into slavery.

4my can then email 3d from South Africa to say she's escaped from slavery - - this would be next month or so - and she is trying to get money to come to Nigeria.....Maybe he'd go there to get her. She could say she's at a hotel and that she will just stay right there - and not leave until 3d comes for her...

Or something like that....

Maybe Satan could call 3d now.....to taunt him about it being his fault that Doug and George are dead...

Loved the idea about him getting a survey about his trip. maybe even say that by filling out the survey he will be entered into a drawing for some kind of cash ............and next month .........voila - a new email saying he's won.....

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 1:28 am

Absolutely a wonderful performance by all involved! bow_down

Now I think 4my should start flirting with one of the seven dragons and get him to betray the others. After all, she gives great head! He can start passing messages to 3d for her "services". You master baiters can take it from there. Laughing

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 1:39 am

Eliza_Doolittle wrote:

Maybe Satan could call 3d now.....to taunt him about it being his fault that Doug and George are dead...

Give him VP's # Laughing

Quote:

***PIMP MY NUMBER-PASS IT AROUND TO THE LADS 07014219419 I WILL TELL THEM LIES AND UNTRUTHS, IF YOU NEED A NUMBER, GIVE EM MINE!! ***

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 1:41 am

Quote:

Tell her I love her

Doesn't it warm your heart the way he shows his love by clearing out?

PDS wrote:

I'll send him a mail from the lawyer, telling him he has only 5 days to claim the estate, or it goes to the government

Nooooo! Keep it safe for claiming later.

Amy goes to the lawyer to claim the money, 7 ds are outside the door, waiting for her to conclude business before going to cash the cheque. She tricks them by getting the lawyer to transfer the cash to an account.
They demand the money; she attempts to buy them off with a million but after she gives it to them they demand more and when she says no they sell her into slavery in SA - picks up on Eliza's storyline.

She has shown her willingness to give money, there's still plenty left and she is waiting for Ed = safari. You lucky sods.

I mean, well done beers!

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:51 pm

Don't worry, it'll always be safe. It doesn't exist, therefore the govt. will never be able to claim it. Smile

Ed needs deadlines though, to keep him on his toes.

Eliza: Amy could, as the nearest living relative, chop the inheritance at any time. It's a thing that's always been on the back burner, and it's probably one of the reasons Ed loves Amy so much. He knows she's the only other person in the world who's entitled to it.

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 1:17 pm

Woot!

Quote:

Dear Hugo,
Thanks for your concern..I guess,by now you've sent my message across to *****.I've sent him a mail also..The singaporean police don't seems to believe me..The so called kidnapped my girlfriend..She was kidnapped last week friday on her way to Phuket..She is an American..Her real name is ******** ****..But her American passport bears the name **** ********..She is 22yrs.I've already contacted the American Embassy and the FBI on this issue..But the singaporean police doesn't want to be a part of it,because it out of their jurisdition.They advised me to withdraw my statement with reason that I wasn't sure that the girl in question is American.So,I had to close the case.
I was escorted to the airport by the Singaporean police.Anyway,I thank God Iam out of Singapore..Iam still waiting for *****'s response.
Thanks and God bless.
******* ****

213.185.118.205. Back in Nigeria, then.

This was sent to the lawyer back in New York:

Quote:

Dear Mr. *******,
Right now,Iam in Nigeria..My life in Singapore was no longer safe.Fews days before my departure..I started getting threats from people that uses unknown phone number in calling..They said,they were a member of a group called the .They said they knew I was in Singapore to collect an inheritance worth 7million USD.They said they wanted sixty-five percent of it..They seems to know alot about me..They know the name of hotel in singapore.My room number..They've know the departure time of my flight.They are threatening to kill me..Right now,they've kidnapped somebody that is very dear to me.She was abducted in Phuket..Her name is **** ******..She is 22yrs..She is an American..But she carrys an American Passport that bears the Name **** ******.Before I left I singapore,I reported the matter to the American Embassy.The FBI are on the case.They are threatening to kill her,If I don't co-operate.Anyway,I was advised by the FBI agents in malaysia to lodge a complain with singaporean police.Which I've done..The Singaporean police don't seems to believe me.So I had to withdraw my statements.Anyway,I managed to convince them to escort me the airport so that I can catch my flight to Nigeria.Secondily,my name was mysteriously found on the body of a dead Nigeria in Phuket.I've never been to Phuket.How my name managed to get remains in mystery.
Meanwhile,it is important you get extension on the date of the claim.I need you to advise me on the next step take as this regard.I look forward to your response.
Thanks and God bless.
***** ****

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^^^^Not to be a "thickie" but any way to confirm that that happened?

--J.D.

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 1:26 pm

Not really, short of bothering the Singapore Police, but I believe him, ya know. He got out of there pretty quickly, and I can easily imagine him begging the Police to protect him on his way to the airport. This boy was well and truly pwned.

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