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Gaz
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 17 May 2005
Posts: 661
Location: Toronto, ON
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:14 pm |
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Just started my new straight-baiting project, which, if all goes to plan, will be my greatest yet. Ive ASEM'd 200 lads with the offer of entering my company, 2007 "African Challenge".
Basically, Ive told them that my company deals with humerous and bizarre media (which, technically, is true ) and that we are looking for teams of 4 to enter this years African Challenge.
It will involve the teams having to go through qualifying rounds that I have made clear they will not be payed for. The 3 qualifying rounds will include them videotaping themselves doing idiotic stuff, such as smearing themselves in jam and annoying bees, playing "Death Twister" ( a game that involves putting dangerous objects, such as broken glass on a twister mat, then playing as normal) and being chased by cattle.
Then, is the great bit. Once they have got past the qualifylying, theyre gonna go on a huuuuuuggeee safari over the course of 4 weeks. There will be 6 stops on the safari where they will have to carry out and video more wacky challenges (as of yet, Ive only made my mind up on one, which is being arrested..any suggestions would be welcome).
The winning team will (apparently ) get �100k in prize money. So far, from the 200 mails, Ive had 6 replies saying they would be intrested. Im going to have to put alot of work into this, but if it goes to plan it'll be worth every second. WHat are the chances any lad would actually do all this stuff?
Wish me luck folks! |
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:28 pm |
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The chances are low, but let's face it you've cast your net far and wide. They say there's one born every minute, so he's out there somewhere!
Balls of brass. Best of luck. |
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bombardier
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Joined: 02 Jan 2006
Posts: 2021
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:38 pm |
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Foss
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 May 2007
Posts: 170
Location: Somewhere, over the rainbow, way up high
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:44 pm |
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If they do, let me know. I could really use a couple of the rejects who lose for one of my baits. I'm sure that I could use an idiot or two for it. |
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FiveForces
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 1254
Location: Richville, USA (honest!)
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:04 pm |
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I think the most important thing is to get them to believe that they really might make $100,000 from this. You've got to remember that the average lad is incredibly lazy. |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:42 am |
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@ Foss - ummm i have a feeling that none of them are going to lose... |
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