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leia
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 83
Location: somewhere in Colbert Nation
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Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:10 pm |
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Hi all, I'm new. Please be kind, this was my first scambait that actually wrote back a couple of times Anyway, away we go!
robert kofi <[email protected]> wrote:
My Dear,
I apologize for this intrusion, I decided to contact
you. My name is Mr. Robert Kofi. (IN GHANA) our
client died Three years ago left behind the sum of
(US$7.5M with interest) in our bank, which I.m the
manager, till his death up till now nobody has come
forward or put application for the claim.
During the bank private search for the relative
recently your name and email contact was among the
findings that matches the same surname as the deceases
name is (withheld for security reason) who died
interstate with no Will or next of kin.
To maintain the level of security required I have
intentionally left out the final details. I want you
to come forward since I can provide you with the
details needed for you to claim the Funds. In this way
$3,500,000.00 for you and $4,000,000.00 for me.
If I don 't hear from you within a certain period I
will assume you are not interested and will solicit
for a new partner, but if you know you are interested
let me know.
Thank you,
Mr. Robert Kofi.
My response:
Mon, 28 May 2007 10:39:59 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Leia Organa"xxxxxx@xxx.
Subject: Re: I need your urgent respond.
To: "robert kofi" <[email protected]>
This is so sad. I, too, am going through many difficulties at the moment. I am currently working on a humanitarian effort to aid those firghting against a repressive regime.
I also have a ship called the Tantive IV ...so I can travel to many locations to aid you. Although right now I am on a mission of extreme importance, it should be finished soon (all I have to do is pick up a friend of my father's and then I'm on the return trip home!).
Please let me know how I can help. It sounds like this is your most depesperate hour.
I may be your only hope.
May the force be with you,
Leia Organa
RE: Very urgent/ confidential may the force be with you
From: Mr. Robert Kofi
International Commercial Bank LTD Kaneshie,
First Light Branch. Accra-Ghana.
Tel: 00 233-243649639
My Dear Leia Organa,
Thanks for your response to my mail.
You will notice that I have changed my email id due to the confidential nature of this transaction. I want this transaction to remain confidential between the two of us. I thank you this is a true deal I trust you and I have a reliable trust on you I will like to do this transaction with you Let us proceed.
Before we proceed with this transaction, please read this very carefully understand it and act accordingly.
Please note that with this below listed modalities.
This fund belong to one of your late client he place these funds in our Banks Escrow Account without a Will or next of kin.
These funds will be transferred to you without delay.
This is how we are going to transfer the funds US$7.500, 000, 00 million Dollars and this is the following steps we have to follow to achieve our aims without mistake.
Please note that I cannot be directly or indirectly involved as the architect of the whole deal in this transfer because is going to take effect from my head office not from my branch office, because of the nature of this funds.
The reason why I don't want my head office to know that my hand is in this deal is that they will like to be making use of the funds without the Knowledge of the owners and sharing the Profit, with the steps I mapped out, the transfer will not be delay in our bank.
The transfer is bank-to bank and should be made to your chosen foreign account from my head office in Accra. The modalities I have mapped out to actualize the transfer involves the following steps:
Step1: I will replace your full names and address on the entire International Commercial Banks Database as the depositor and the beneficiary of the fund.
Step2: I shall issue a backdated deposit slip of the fund to your name.
Step3: I shall provide you with a draft of an application for transfer that you are going to forward to my Head office in Ghana as all International transfers are carried out from there.
Step4: I shall provide you with the account number of the funds with the above steps;
My head office will immediately carry out the transfer of the fund to your chosen bank account. If you accept to carry on with this transaction, your response would serve as a _go ahead order_ for me to carry out the above listed modalities.
At this medium, I will like to ask that you furnish me with your Full Contact Details, including your full names, complete address Tel/Fax Numbers, to enable me program them on the banks database as the depositor and beneficiary of the fund before I issue a bad-dated deposit slip of the fund in your name.
Thanks
Regard
Mr. Robert
Re: Very urgent, May the force be with you,
To: Send an Instant Message "MR ROBERT KOFI" <[email protected]>
Dear Mr. Kofi,
Thank the force you responded to me. I now need this money more than ever. My home has been destroyed, my father killed, and I am on the run.
I assure you...I will keep this secret and only between us. I hope nothing is traceable - if the empire finds me, I may suffer the same fate as Alderaan.
My full name: Princess Leia Organa
address: well, my home was destroyed...that might be hard..I am currently traveling to Yavin in a ship piloted by this scruffy looking nerfherder, some farm boy, and a thing that looks like a walking carpet.
phone: again...home destroyed, traveling....the best way to reach me is by e-mail.
May the force be with you,
Leia
R ROBERT KOFI <[email protected]> wrote:
Thanks for your email.
I don�t think I will continue this transaction with
you. Now you are on the run, you can easily run away
with the money when it gets transfer.
If this money gets to your account, where can I
locate
you since you don�t have a base?
Can you send me your telephone number?
I will like to do something with a sincerely and
well
trusted.
With your speech, I don�t think you can handle this
transaction.
Incase it gets to the financial assistance, can you
be
able to assist me in paying the transfer charges?
Thanks
Regards
Mr. Robert.
Tue, 29 May 2007 04:50:34 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Leia Organa" xxxxxx@xxxxxx
Subject: Re: Very urgent,
To: Send an Instant Message "MR ROBERT KOFI" <[email protected]>
You don't think I can handle this transaction??? I am
a PRINCESS and a leader of the rebellion against the
empire...OF COURSE I CAN HANDLE THIS!!!
I now have a base on....wait, you want to know my
base? Is this a ploy by the empire to know my
location??? Are you, in fact, LORD VADER???
I need to know that YOU are trustworthy. Is there some
proof that you are who you say you are?
-Leia
PS. In terms of money, of course I can help you pay
fees. I'm a PRINCESS...I'm rich and powerful.
Tue, 29 May 2007 08:18:37 -0400 (EDT)
From: "MR ROBERT KOFI" <[email protected]>
Subject: See the Account details are as follows to show you whom I am that am not a joker. Fill the application and send it to our head office.
To: "Leia Organa" <xxxxxxx>
Plain Text Attachment [ Scan and Save to Computer ]
Dear Princess Organa,
See the Account details are as follows to show you
whom I am that am not a joker. Fill the application
and send it to our head office.
I acknowledge the receipt of your email and happy to
inform you that right now I have replace your name on
the banks central computer as the owner and depositor
of the fund. Please note that I don't wants anybody
from Ghana or another person to hear or know about
this deal because of my job, let it be for us, and
give me a call upon the receipt of this mail.
As I want the money to be into your destination within
the shortest time. On the issue of the expenses, when
sending this application to my head office, please
tell the Director to remove from the total amount the
cable wire fees of the total amount.
I hope that is the only thing you have to do. The
chief Director Name: Mr. John Mensah is the CEO of the
bank, and he does everything about foreign transfer
alone.
The Account details are as follows:
Account Name: Princess Leia Organa
Bank Name: International Commercial Bank (Accra-Ghana)
Account Number: 0010101667
Swift Code: INCEGHAC
Amount: US$ 7.500,000, 00.
In Attachment, you shall find a draft of the
Application for the transfer of the fund. Please
retype it with your company's letterhead and insert
the bank account details where you want them to
transfer the fund and your Tel/fax number where they
will communicate with you before you forward it to
international Commercial Bank Department head office
(Your fax number is very important, as our bank does
not only communicate with foreign customers by email)
unless you wish. In case the bank request the original
deposit slip of the fund, don't hesitate to get back
to me I will provide it for you.
On the application you shall find the direct Telephone
and fax numbers of the international Banking
Department of my head office.
Regarding my own share of the fund, I would like to
come over to you in your country. Where I shall meet
with you and also, please let me know when you have
forwarded the Application to my head office.
And give me a call. 00233243649639
With kind regards,
Mr. Robert
Tue, 29 May 2007 07:30:39 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Leia Organa" <xxxxxxxxxxxx> Subject: money
To: [email protected]
Direct line: +233 246485153
Email; [email protected]
[email protected]
Sir,
Closure and transfer of my Escrow Call Account #0010101667
I am an Escrow Call account holder in your bank with the details below.
Name: Princess Leia Organa
Account# 0010101667
Amount: US$7.500, 000, 00
Swift Code: INCEGHAC
I wish to close and transfer the above fund to my new bank account as listed below:
Name: Leia Organa
Account # THX1138
Swift Code/ABA: TK421
Bank Name: Royal Bank of Alderaan � Hoth Branch
Bank Address: 1138 Burritscold Street
Hoth , Norway
My contact address here in my country is as below:
Princess Leia Organa
TEL/ + 206-666-6054
FAX: + (415) 623-1059
E-mail: xxxxxxx
I would be delighted if timely attention is given to my request, as it has been my pleasure doing business with your institution.
Sincerely,
Princess Leia Organa.
ICB BANK BANK <[email protected]> wrote:
Attn: Princess Leia Organa,
Madam,
We acknowledge receipt of your email, Kindly fill the
attach request for transfer form.
Please indicate to us your original deposit slip of
your fund when returning the forms.
Thanks.
"This e-mail is intended only for the use of the
recipient(s) named above. Any unauthorized disclosure,
use or dissemination, either in whole or in part, is
prohibited. If you have received this e-mail in error,
kindly notify the sender immediately via e-mail and
delete this e-mail from your
system"
Sincerely,
Mr. JOHN KOFI MENSAH
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INTL COMMERCIAL BANK LTD
Head Office Annex:
Makola Shopping Mall
P. O. Box 20057, Accra - Ghana.
(note: I accidently deleted the picture of the forms, but "Royal Bank of Alderann- Hoth branch was typed in!)
Tue, 29 May 2007 10:32:29 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Leia Organa" <xxxxxx> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
Subject: Re: We acknowledge receipt of your email.
To: Send an Instant Message "ICB BANK BANK" <[email protected]>
Mr. Mensah,
My driod can not process this form as sent in .jpg (of course, my droid also sometimes doesn't understand human behavior, so what ya gonna do?).
Can you please send this form again in .doc?
I also will soon be opening a new account at the Royal Bank of Alderaan - Tatooine Branch. My boyfriend was abducted by a vile gangster and I have to rescue him. Do you want that banks address as well?
Actually, I'm feeling kinda low right now - it's no fun having a frozen boyfriend. And the place I'm traveling to is reported to be a "wretched hive of scum and villany"...or so I've been told.
Any words of encouragement?
If the boyfriend de-thawing thing doesn't work out, ya wanna go get drinks at the cantina. Just saying...as a Princess, I am wealthy and powerful and can really take care of a guy. Plus, I think I'll look real good on a metal bikini...I have a feeling (though not a bad feeling) about this.
Love,
Leia
xoxoxoxo
MR ROBERT KOFI <[email protected]> wrote:
Dear Princess Organa,
Thanks for your email, the application you fill is
very perfect, you have to send it to our head office
immediately.
Thanks
Regards
Mr. Robert.
Tue, 29 May 2007 15:13:48 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Leia Organa" <xxxxxxx
Subject: Re: The application you fill is very perfect.
To: Send an Instant Message "MR ROBERT KOFI" <[email protected]>
Cool..done and done. Things are lucking up too...successfully unthawed the boyfriend...so I guess drinks are off.
Well, off to meet up with the fleet.
talk to you later,
Leia
I forogt I invited the bank guy for drinks in the last e-mail and not Mr. Robert....but I guess he "didn't notice"
MR ROBERT KOFI <[email protected]> wrote:
How are you?
To: Leia Organa
In-Reply-To: <[email protected]>
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
Message-ID: <[email protected]>
How are you? How far, have you hear from the bank?
Thank
Regards,
Mr. Robert
Sat, 2 Jun 2007 06:52:27 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Leia Organa"xxxxxxxxx
Subject: Re:
To: Send an Instant Message "MR ROBERT KOFI" <[email protected]>
Yes, I have heard from the bank. As soon as my droid can configure for printing the form out, I will fill it out and send t bsck to them. They said the account number did not work, but I checked and it seems my droid inputed the wrong number. I have now given the correct account number to my other droid (the shorter, rounder one) and he is much more reliable. In fact, he ha ssaved our skins numerouse times so I anticipate no more problems.
I'm doing pretty good - my boyfriend is acting much more responsible these days and even volunteered to lead a group on a special project I am working on. The bad news is that I found out some more info about my biological family (I was adopted at birth). Turns out I had a twin brother I never new about. He seems real cool but I found out our father is a horrible, horrible person. My brother thinks there is still hope that he will turn back to the good side one day, but I have my doubts. I swear...I need this like a shot in the arm.
I will be sending the new forms to the back shortly. Please keep in contact.
-Leia
CB BANK BANK <[email protected]> wrote:
Attn: Princess Leia Organa,
Madam,
We acknowledge receipt of your email, Kindly fill the
attach request for transfer form. You are order to
print and fill it and also return it back. The first
account number is it not good to transfer your fund?
Or do you want to open a new account for it?
Another alternative to receive your fund through
diplomatic means to your destination if only you can
pay the charges, the bank diplomatic department will
deliver it to your doorpost pending if you can pay for
the charges. Remember your fund is in escrow call
account. Please when ever you are writing to the bank
try and be specific and go straight to the point. Is
an institution we are not interested in your boyfriend
case.
Please indicate to us your original deposit slip of
your fund when returning the forms.
Thanks.
Sat, 2 Jun 2007 06:57:16 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Leia Organa" xxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: Re: The first account number is it not good to transfer your fund?
To: Send an Instant Message "ICB BANK BANK" <[email protected]>
Thanks for sending the forms. They will be filled out by my droid and returned to you shortly. I think my droid made a mistake with the first bank number I sent, so I'm using another droid (the shorter, rounder, more reliable droid) for these new forms. The new number should be correct when I send it to you.
Also, I understand that the bank is an institution and I should be brief when I write to you. At first, it kind of hurt my feelings that you didn't seem to care about my difficulties with my boyfriend, but now I can understand it from your point of view. I'll try to be just business from now on, but please understand that I'm under alot of family stress at the moment and sometimes just need to get my feelings out.
The forms should be filled out and sent by tomorrow.
Sincerely,
Princess Leia Organa
Form sent:
ICB BANK GHANA <[email protected]> wrote:
Attn: Princess Leia Organa,
Sir,
We acknowledged receipt of your Request for fund transfer form, kindly
send to us the original deposit Slip of your funds, as a bank we
can,t remit your fund without receiving the original deposit Slip.
Thanks.
"This e-mail is intended only for the use of the recipient(s) named above.
Any unauthorized disclosure, use or dissemination, either in whole or in
part, is prohibited. If you have received this e-mail in error, kindly
notify the sender immediately via e-mail and delete this e-mail from your
system"
Sincerely,
Mr. JOHN KOFI MENSAH
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INTL COMMERCIAL BANK LTD
Head Office Annex:
Makola Shopping Mall
P. O. Box 20057, Accra - Ghana.
Wed, 6 Jun 2007 05:08:42 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Leia Organa" xxxxxxxxxx
Subject: Re: LAST REMINDER FROM INTL COMMERCIAL BANK LTD.
To: [email protected]
First of all, I am a GIRL, not a sir...get my gender right. I already had my droid send this information. Now he is on the fritz after being shot. Which was before I WAS SHOT!!! I will be ok, but am in a great deal of pain. Luckily, we seem to have won the battle.
Check your e-mail again. I am however, having serious concerns about dealing with a bank who can't even gett my gender right. I am deeply offended.
-Leia
Wed, 6 Jun 2007 13:54:18 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Leia Organa"xxxxxxxxx
Subject: all the way to ghana?
To: [email protected]
Dear Bank,
I'm sorry if I seemed aburpt in my last e-mail. All this singing is giving me a headache. You see...we had a celebratory victory party and our small comrades sang this annoying song over and over and over again. I hope they get a new, better song soon..."Yub, Yub, celebrate the love" - Yuck!
It may be a little difficult to send any more copies of the original deposit slip. I had put it in my hat for safekeeping and one of the small comrades ate it! (not the hat, the deposit slip).
What am I suspossed to do now?
-Leia
(I'm pretty sure this one is over...but then again, I thought he wouldn't write back after I wrote the first one...we'll see I also sent basically the same e-mail to Mr. Kofi or Koffi or whatever, but this time I spelled it Mr. Coffee
Guess he's not done
Sun, 10 Jun 2007 18:13:08 -0400 (EDT)
From: Send an Instant Message "MR ROBERT KOFI" <[email protected]>
Subject: I'm so annoyed with you.
To: "Leia Organa" <xxxxxxxxx>
Dear Leia,
I'm so annoyed with you are you sure you are with all
your senses? Why did you approach the bank like that?
You have to write a message to the bank and apologise
to them and also make it clearly to them that you are
travelling maybe in one week time that as soon as you
comes back, that you will send your original deposit
slip to them to enable them remit your fund into your
account.
Let be be frank with you, I have been trying to get
the original deposit slip of the fund which is the
only thing holding the fund, it will cost us about
$1,550 Dollars to get the slip on your name. And the
money that is with me is not up to that amount.
Meanwhile, I need $650 Dollars to complete the money
to enable me get the original deposit slip on your
name and send it directly to you to enable you forward
it to the bank
to enable them remit the fund to your account.
I'm glad that everything is sucessfully and I hope as
soon as we complete the money, we will get our fund
and also we will enjoy ourselves you will take your
own share and I will take mine.
Please act fast to send the 650 Dollars to morrow
morning through western union money transfer.
Use my secretary's name: Mr. Prince K. Asare
Address: Accra Ghana west Africa.
Immediately you send it, send me the information to
pick it up.
Thanks
Regards
Mr. Robert.
Mon, 11 Jun 2007 06:34:15 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Leia Organa" <xxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: Re: I'm so annoyed with you.
To: <[email protected]>
Oh, don't get annoyed...I just got a little smashed at the celebration party (potent Ewok wine!). I've never heard of a "western union money transfer" before...could use please tell me what it is? Do I have to travel west to do it? If so, I'm sure I could borrow my boyfriend's ship (it's a little damaged after my boyfriend's friend borrowed it, but its still travel worthy. Also, where is "west Africa?" Just curious.
Please get back to me and I'll do whatever I can to get you the money.
Cheers,
Leia
Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:13:18 -0400 (EDT)
From: Send an Instant Message "MR ROBERT KOFI" <[email protected]>
Subject: Please western union is the fastest wat to send money.
To: "Leia Organa"
Dear Leia,
Thanks for your email.
Please western union is the fastest wat to send money to any part of the country. You have to ask anybody around you. I believe they will show you where the western union is.
West Africa is here in Accra Ghana west Africa, Immediately you get there, give them the name I gave to you and tell them that you are sending it to Accra Ghana West Africa.
Please act fast a huge amount of money don't need to be delay in getting the original certificate of the fund.
As soon as you send it, they will give you a control number and question and answer in which we can use to pick it up here.
Thanks
Regards
Robert.
Tue, 12 Jun 2007 08:36:08 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Leia Organa"
Subject: Re: Please western union is the fastest wat to send money.
To: Send an Instant Message "MR ROBERT KOFI" <[email protected]>
Ok, I've asked everyone I know and nobody around here knows what western union is!!! Chewie (that's a friend) said we should just fly west and look if any settlements have formed into a union...at least I think that's what he said....it sounded more like "RAWWWWRRR!".
However, I asked 3PO (not a friend) and he says he knows where a moneygram office is. Can I send you the money via moneygram?
Kisses,
Leia
Got another e-mail this afternoon...unfortunately it will take some time to get his "moneygram"
Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:10:11 -0400 (EDT)
From: Send an Instant Message "MR ROBERT KOFI" <[email protected]> Subject: Money gram is alright kindly sending it immediately.
To: "Leia Organa"
Dear Leia,
Thanks for urgent respond.
Money gram is alright kindly sending it immediately.
Use the gave I gave to you Mr. Prince K. Asare.
Address Accra Ghana West Africa.
Then send me the reference number to pick it up.
Thanks
Regards
Mr. Robert.
Tue, 12 Jun 2007 14:54:58 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Leia Organa" Subject: Re: Money gram is alright kindly sending it immediately.
To: Send an Instant Message "MR ROBERT KOFI" <[email protected]>
Cool. We'll leave for planet moneygram immediately. It should take 3 of your earth days to travel to the nearest office. Will e-mail reference number when we receive it.
May the force be with us,
Leia
Got a, well, interesting one today:
Mon, 18 Jun 2007 05:34:35 -0400 (EDT)
From: Send an Instant Message "MR ROBERT KOFI" <[email protected]>
Subject: How are you today? I hope all is well.
To: "Leia Organa"
Dear Sister,
How are you today? I hope all is well.
I received a message from your brother Mr. Luke Skywalker, whom you contacted to assist us financially. I hope you have clarified him of all the details.
Now he is involved, bear in mind that you and him will share your own percentage.
Without delay, you have to get the money from him and send it immediately.
You know on this situation, we don�t need to delay by getting the original deposit slip of the fund, which is the only thing left. And also the bank is waiting to hear from you.
Send the money today.
Thanks
Regards
Robert
Here's the thing, I didn't write to him as Luke Skywalker. So either
a) he's finally watched the movies and is playing me
or
b) someone else wrote to him as Luke
So if anyone did, fess up I just want to know so I can decide how to play this. Thanks
I did ask him to forward me Luke's e-mail - just for my "records"
Well, Mr. Robert actually forwarded me "Luke's" messages.
From: "Luke Skywalker"
To: [email protected], [email protected]
Subject:
Date: Fri, 15 Jun 2007 21:15:58 +0000
Dear MR Robert Kofi
I have heard from my sister, Leia Organa, that you are in need of serious help. As my father, Anakin Skywalker (A.K.A Darth Vader), has been killed, I would like to do anything I can to help people.
Please reply quickly as Your situation sounds desperate!
Luke Skywalker
From: "Luke Skywalker"
To: "MR ROBERT KOFI" <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Thanks for your email respond.
Date: Tue, 19 Jun 2007 15:22:05 +0000
Dear MR Robert Kofi
I have spoken with my sister and she says that she is unsure if she wishes to continue. She did sound like she was seriously considering withdrawing her help, so please could you send my further details, in case she decides not to go ahead.
Anyway, I won't be seeing my sister for a while now, so I will be unable to talk to her about this.
May the force be with you,
Luke Skywalker
Date: Mon, 18 Jun 2007 05:32:47 -0400
From: [email protected]
Subject: Thanks for your email respond.
Dear Sir Luke,
Thanks for your email respond.
I hope your sister has updated you of all the transaction. She has been communicating with the bank and the only thing that remains for the money to be transfer to her account is to get the original deposit slip on her name. And it remains only $650 Dollars which she promised to send through your help.
You have to discuss it with her about the possibility to send the money. The bank is still waiting for us.
Thanks
Regards
Mr. Robert.
Hmmm...seems like "Luke" wants in on the action...too bad because...
Date: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 12:19:50 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Leia Organa"
To: "MR ROBERT KOFI" <[email protected]>
Rob,
Oh dear. I did not communicate to Luke that I wanted to withdraw. I fear Luke is unwell...this letter doesn't sound like him at all. Luke's really never been the same since Dad cut off his hand. Please cease all communication with Luke as I have not authorized him to have any further dealings with you. Don't believe anything he says...we are seriously considering sending him to the spice mines or having him committed.
Our trip to moneygram is taking a little longer than we thought now that we have this business with Luke to deal with, but I am confident that we will complete it soon.
-Leia |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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I'm so annoyed with you are you sure you are with all
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Ted Bullpit
Master Baiter
Joined: 15 Jan 2007
Posts: 192
Location: Wombat Crescent
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Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:15 am |
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A very funny and entertaining bait to read Leia. |
_________________ Forget WU... leave the money on the fridge! (Ted Bullpit)
YOUR PAPA DIED A PAIMWINE TAPPER AND YOU HAVE INHERITED THAT AND WILL DIE A TRUCK PUSHER ... YOU WILL ROTTEN ALIVE. YOU SMELLING PIG. HAVE A BAD DAY ... (Ulster Financial Resources) |
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Bullfrog_shyte
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 17 Mar 2007
Posts: 3
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Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:42 pm |
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Now, thats almost too much *rolling on the floor* Entertaining bait so far ! |
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pilgrim
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 May 2004
Posts: 1789
Location: In the colonies
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@leia: Congratulations. Thats quite an amusing read and an excellent bait. |
_________________ I know somebody in the wester union agent here, therefore i will not have any problem.
All the walfare of United States Citizen is my cosine.
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leia
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 83
Location: somewhere in Colbert Nation
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Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:56 pm |
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Thanks guys
I'm going out of town for a few days, so this guy is gonna stew and when I get back we'll see how greedy
he really is and if we're going the moneygram route. Or if he finally catches a clue |
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udaycosby
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 27 Apr 2007
Posts: 19
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Wed Jun 20, 2007 3:56 pm |
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I think Chewbacca should step in at this point |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:03 pm |
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Nice bait.
And if anyone here is baiting this guy as Luke Skywalker, they should PM you for permission or leave well alone!!!
Muscling in on somebody else's bait is not the done thing. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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leia
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 83
Location: somewhere in Colbert Nation
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Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:08 pm |
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I think Chewbacca should step in at this point |
Oh, I've got a plan for another character to step in...but it will be at the very end (either when I'm bored with him or when he's bored with me ) |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:13 pm |
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Do you think he was making "luke" up, to see if you were really still interested?
He might think, "hey, she might be crazy, but I can still get money from her."
That is really weird. |
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leia
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 83
Location: somewhere in Colbert Nation
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:15 am |
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Anything's possible I guess; but the scammer's IP was from Africa and "Luke's" was from England. |
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pilgrim
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 May 2004
Posts: 1789
Location: In the colonies
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:13 pm |
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Sounds as if another baiter has intruded into your sandbox. Bad juju. I suspect in future you'll munge out all your email addys to prevent that sort of thing.
Excellent bait, by the way; good read. |
_________________ I know somebody in the wester union agent here, therefore i will not have any problem.
All the walfare of United States Citizen is my cosine.
x 140 x 45 x 2 x 9 x13 x 3 x 19 x 6 x 41 x 8 x 2 x 6 x 12 x 4 x 4 x 3 x 21 x 2 x 7 x 6 x 2 x 4 x 22 x 162+ |
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leia
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 83
Location: somewhere in Colbert Nation
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:33 pm |
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Update!
Fri, 22 Jun 2007 04:53:41 -0400 (EDT)
From: Send an Instant Message "MR ROBERT KOFI"
Subject: How are you today?
To: "Leia Organa"
Dear sister Leia,
How are you today? I was surprise when I read the last mail of Mr. Luke I was contemplating with me and I don�t think you can instruct him to carry on the transaction without you.
I was waiting to hear from you that is why I did not reply to his email.
I have a reliable mind to complete this transaction with you. Let me cheap this into your mind that we will not suffer and another person will rip it, relax and forget him as you said. Please without delay, you know that we have delay so long kindly send the $650 to enable me complete it and get the original deposit slip which you knows that is the only thing holding our fund.
I don�t think it will take sure a long time to send the money that is why I wanted to believe Mr. Luke in that comment he made.
Please send the money today
Am still waiting for you.
Thanks
Regards
Mr. Robert
Awww, how sweet of him! Its nice to know he has a preference for my fictional character over another fictional charcter...but what exactly does "Let me cheap this into your mind that we will not suffer and another person will rip it" mean??? Hmmmm, write soonest back to him must
update: "moneygram" scan sent today |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:52 pm |
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I still scratching my head at "I was contemplating with me." |
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pilgrim
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 May 2004
Posts: 1789
Location: In the colonies
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:30 pm |
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Rip equals "reap". They're very big into the biblical sowing and reaping thing. |
_________________ I know somebody in the wester union agent here, therefore i will not have any problem.
All the walfare of United States Citizen is my cosine.
x 140 x 45 x 2 x 9 x13 x 3 x 19 x 6 x 41 x 8 x 2 x 6 x 12 x 4 x 4 x 3 x 21 x 2 x 7 x 6 x 2 x 4 x 22 x 162+ |
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leia
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 83
Location: somewhere in Colbert Nation
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Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:35 pm |
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Oh no, he is very angry now. I wonder what the problem was - I filled out the moneygram fakely correctly
Sun, 24 Jun 2007 06:55:21 -0700 (PDT)
"robert kofi"
Subject: FROM MR. ROBERT KOFI.
Dear Sister/Brother,
Thanks for the money Gram you sent to me I�m very disappointed on you. I taught am doing this transaction with a responsible human being, but not knowing that you are not sincere on this transaction.
You did not fool me but you fool your self remember that this transaction is over between you and I.
I contacted you on this transaction and I knew how I will revise it.
You feel it was a joke but you have loose your opportunity.
Thanks
Regards
Mr. Robert.
sigh...I should have known something was up when he didn't ask me how my day was. Well, when in doubt - act offended!!!
(and add a picture of a pretty girl)
Sun, 24 Jun 2007 15:18:03 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Leia Organa" <
Subject: Re: FROM MR. ROBERT KOFI.
To: "robert kofi"
What? What's wrong? I was assured that I filled out the moneygram correctly? What did I do wrong?
I don't want to miss out on an opportunity - I'm all about opportunites!
Actually, I'm a little insulted! It looks like you are the fool who is missing out on an opportunity - an opportunity for 650 dollars in cold hard cash!!!
That's right, CASH!!! I so want this to be over with that I want to meet you in person, give you the money in cash, and just get this whole thing over with! I am prepared to travel so you just pick a place and time and I'll meet you there! Where do you want to meet? Africa? Norway? Australia? Just let me know because as I stated before I AM A RICH AND POWERFUL PRINCESS!!! I CAN AFFORD TO GO ANYWHERE!
Of course, I will need a photo of you to know what you look like so I can find the right person. I attached a picture of me so you can know what I look like.
Don't miss out on your opportunity!
-Leia
then I attached a photo of Princess Leia
sorry, no metal bikini photo...didn't want to come on too strong...that's for if he ever writes me back.
Update: The princess is threatening to spend her money elsewhere (I sent this today with an attachment of another spam e-mail):
If you don't get back to me soon, I may use my money to invest with Charles Saludo. Let me know...if not, your loss.
-Leia
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Wise
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 24 Jun 2007
Posts: 6
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Posted:
Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:09 pm |
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Thats gold, I have a few ideas for some funny baits but I want to try some serious ones first ^^ |
_________________ "The future ain't what it used to be." |
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leia
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 83
Location: somewhere in Colbert Nation
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Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:37 pm |
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Tue, 26 Jun 2007 01:46:50 -0700 (PDT)
From: "robert kofi" Subject: Dear Sir/Sister,
To: "Leia Organa" <>
Dear Sir/Sister,
Luke Leia.
If you know you will continue this transaction with faithfulness and without childish act let us proceed.
You have to send the money for me to complete it and get the original deposit slip on your name to enable the bank transfer the fund to your account.
Thanks
Regards,
Mr. Robert
But it's not that simple anymore, Bob.
Tue, 26 Jun 2007 08:25:06 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Leia Organa"
Subject: Re: Dear Sir/Sister,
To: "robert kofi"
Yes, but I want to meet you in person to give you the money, And I am not Luke. Luke is my brother. I am Leia.
Apparently he now thinks I e-mailed him as Luke. I didn't. However, I did e-mail him as:
Mon, 25 Jun 2007 13:17:51 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Darth Vader Vader"
Subject: ATTENTION!!!
To: robert kofi
WE KNOW YOU ARE IN CONTACT WTH THE REBEL LEADER LEIA ORGANA. SHE HAS BEEN SPREADING FALSE RUMORS OF DEATH! YOU ARE IN CONTACT WITH A KNOWN CRIMINAL. CONTACT US IMMEDIATELY OR RISK CAPTURE!!!
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE!!!
Lord Vader
Imperial Police
Greyson Building
22 Dstr Dr.
Orpheum, Norway
So either Mr. Robert doesn't care about being threatened by a Sith Lord or he truly thinks I'm batsh*t crazy...he's probably right
About two more days until Bob and Leia's one month anniversary of correspondence. I should probably send an e-card
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Posted:
Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:19 pm |
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Nothing like a near dollar chop to get a lad's attention . |
_________________ "Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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leia
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 83
Location: somewhere in Colbert Nation
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Posted:
Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:48 pm |
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My allergies are bothering me in real life, so I decided to take it out on Bob.
Tue, 26 Jun 2007 16:41:30 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Darth Vader Vader"
Subject: Robert Kofi
To: Robert Kofi
Where is Leia Organa? I will not ask again. Don't be too proud of this correspondence you have with her; the ability to type is insignificant next to the power of the Force. Don't act so surprised, she isn't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to her ship by rebel spies. I have all the e-mail correspondence she has sent you and all you have sent her. I want to know what happened to the plans she sent you! I am beginning to sense that you are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor!
Don't toy with me!
Lord Vader
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_________________ "I was contemplating with me...I have a reliable mind to complete this transaction with you. Let me cheap this into your mind that we will not suffer and another person will rip it, relax and forget him as you said." -Mr. Robert Kofi
"Please when ever you are writing to the bank
try and be specific and go straight to the point. Is an institution we are not interested in your boyfriend case." - fake bank
"I'm so annoyed with you are you sure you are with all your senses?" - Mr. Robert Kofi again |
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ZooDoo
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 13
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Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:19 am |
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I like your style Leia, very funny. I find scambaiting is great relief from PMT, parking tickets and taxes too... |
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Lizzy Bordom
Master Baiter
Joined: 08 Apr 2007
Posts: 113
Location: Stuck in this box...
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Posted:
Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:28 am |
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Excellent |
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H@RRY M0FE: stop taking me lke a piss of shit ok
UR ASSHOLE UR G**DAMN ASS ITS IRRITATING ME U A PROSTITUTE |
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leia
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 83
Location: somewhere in Colbert Nation
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Posted:
Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:16 pm |
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An ending...a sort of "you've been had, but hey you can still get money switcheroo". It does leave open the possibility of B0B writing back if he's greedy enough.
date Jun 28, 2007 11:05 AM
subject To Whom It May Concern Re: "Leia Organa"
From the office of:
Dr. Lucy Van P3lt, M.D.
Shady Hills Psychiatric Facility
Atlanta, GA
21210
To Whom It May Concern:
I have been asked to contact you by the parents of my patient, Rachel King. My name is Dr. Lucy Van P3lt and I am a psychiatrist and director of the Shady Hills Psychiatric Facility in Atlana, Georgia.
Ms. King has recently been committed to our facility by her concerned parents, Evan and Amanda. Ms. King has been recently diagnosed with severe delusions and MMCPD (multiple movie character personality disorder). In layman's terms, Ms. King actually believed herself to be the characters of "Princess Leia", "Luke Skywalker" and "Darth Vader" from the Star Wars movie series (see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars ). When Ms. King is in these fugue states, she speaks, writes, and even sends e-mails as these characters...all the while truly believing that she is the character. The cause of this condition is unknown at this time, but my team theorizes that it may have been caused by repeated exposure to the Star Wars movies by nerd friends dragging her to see them in college during their re-releases in theatres in the late 1990's.
Naturally, her parents have sought psychiatric help. Unfortunately, Ms. King's condition is so severe that she requires hospitalization for an indefinite period of time.
During this time, her parents are devoted to helping Ms. King get better and wish to solely concentrate on Ms. King and her condition. Therefore, they have signed over power of attorney to me on behalf of Rachel. I am instructed to clear up any and all financial responsibilities and/or debts Ms. King has incurred during her delusional illness as "Princess Leia/Luke Skywalker/Darth Vader". Her parents have also provided me with a list of all e-mails Rachel has sent - your e-mails were among the ones discovered. If you have any outstanding debts with Ms. King, please contact me so that I may arrange payment. Understandably, Ms. King's parents want these matters resolved as quickly as possible.
Sincerely,
Dr. Lucy Van P3lt
wow...do you know how many Hippa laws my fake doctor just broke?
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_________________ "I was contemplating with me...I have a reliable mind to complete this transaction with you. Let me cheap this into your mind that we will not suffer and another person will rip it, relax and forget him as you said." -Mr. Robert Kofi
"Please when ever you are writing to the bank
try and be specific and go straight to the point. Is an institution we are not interested in your boyfriend case." - fake bank
"I'm so annoyed with you are you sure you are with all your senses?" - Mr. Robert Kofi again |
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HellRyder
Pale Tracker
Joined: 06 Jun 2007
Posts: 872
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:44 pm |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Posted:
Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:14 pm |
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Very clever way to re-start the bait . |
_________________ "Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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