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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy birthday BLZ

They say you reach your sexual prime at 30. Enjoy!



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

30 is a piece of cake. 31 is traumatic because then you're IN your thirties!

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy birthday BLZ

Don't worry 30 isn't so bad. You really don't have to worry until you start repeating yourself, thats a sign that you're getting old.

Oh, and always remember that you really don't have to worry until you start repeating yourself, thats a sign that you're getting old.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

PLEASE, NO, NOT THE DREADED THREE-OOH!!!!

I feel you my man, I am counting down as well, january 26 is D-day for me...Sad it suck, my wife is 27 and laughing her ass of over me.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy birthday BLZ

Don't worry 30 isn't so bad. You really don't have to worry until you start repeating yourself, thats a sign that you're getting old.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 8:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
They say you reach your sexual prime at 30.


To borrow an old line from, 'It's A Wonderful Life':

Youth is wasted on the young. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy Thirtieth BLZ.. happy crowd


The nice thing about getting older is you have a wider range of women to ogle. I remember when I thought 40 something women were old now they are young things.Cool

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Your only as old as the mugu you feel.

I don't reach 30 for another 4 years.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I like to tell people I'm 72 years old...They always say I look fantastic for a 72 year old.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Bahahaha! You wee babby you. Just wait till the grey hairs and drewers broop hit at 40...

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

30 is ok, 40 is ok, I am in 45 counselling now, and that will be ok next mnoth Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

H B D B L Z B happy crowd

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy birthday youngun Very Happy

30 aint much more than 21
Wait till you're looking at 30x2-4 and you realize you're one of them old farts that talks about Very Happy way back then, and forgets what they were talking about..

Let me see, about 30 years ago, I was running around in Angola, Mozambique, Kenya, Djabouti and a few other 'hot' spots at the time, and Uh, what were we talking about Who the hell is that in the mirror? Oh, no! Help, I've became one of them old farts, .........

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Poison Ivy wrote:
30 is ok, 40 is ok, I am in 45 counselling now, and that will be ok next mnoth Very Happy



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy birthday BLZ

Don't worry 30 isn't so bad. You really don't have to worry until you start repeating yourself, thats a sign that you're getting old.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Just do what I do, keep turning 25. Laughing HAPPY BDAY!!! beers!

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Mrs. B. A. claims she's 39.95

Been claiming that for 6 years now. Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy Bday old man Very Happy

What do they say again? The perfect woman will be half your age plus 7, right? So....... 15 + 7 = 22. < Some advice for the rest of the year Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Does that formula work in reverse to find the age of the perfect man? Woman's age - 7 then x 2. My age.....ah....carry the 11, divide by the hypotenuse, subtract pi....ahem.....Oh, never mind.

Happy birthday BLZ. Don't worry. It's a myth that you are past your prime. Aging and the Sexual Response Cycle

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Here is the proper formula for the perfect woman:

My age - My age + 19 = perfect woman Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

B.A. If you are over 30, a 19 year old woman would be hazardous to your health or possibly fatal. They are not equipped with warning labels. If Mrs. B.A. finds out 19 is the perfect woman, that could be hazardous to your health or possibly fatal. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

BLZ - happy birthday! You have two choices - continue having birthdays, or stop having birthdays. You've made the right choice. Enjoy it!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy Birthday!!! happy crowd

Being in your thirties isn't a big deal, people start to finally treat you like a grown up. Smile
I was really excited for my birthday this year because now I can say: "I'm not old, I'm 37". And you can call me Dennis. Laughing Laughing

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@Girly Girl,

AH, but what a way to go. Laughing
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