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V_V
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 72
Location: The Shadow Gallery
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Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:29 am |
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Never had this particular modality before. The FBI have mailed me out of the blue to assure me that my Nigerian deal is 100% bona fide. Unfortunately I'm not sure which of my lads this relates to. Damn, and there's real money out there for me by the sound of things!
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ROBERT MUELLER
EXCUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
FBI.WASHINGTON DC.
FBI SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET
ATTENTION: (BAITER NAME)
THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI), THROUGH OUR INTELLIGENCY MONITORING NETWORK HAVE DISCOVERED THAT YOU HAVE A TRANSACTION GOING ON RIGHT NOW WITH THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA AS A BENEFICIARY OF CONTRACT PAYMENT IN WHICH THEY WANT TO SEND YOU FUND THROUGH BANK TO BANK WIRE TRANSFER.
SO, WE THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATIONS (FBI) WASHINGTON DC IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIMES COMMISION (EFCC), HAVE SCREENED THROUGH MONITORING NETWORK TO NOTIFY YOU THAT THE TRANSACTION YOU HAVE WITH THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA, IS NOTING BUT LEGAL AND YOU HAVE THE LAWFUL RIGHT TO CLAIM YOUR CONTRACT PAYMENT, WE ADVICE YOU TO GO AHEAD AND DEAL WITH THEM FOR WE ARE MONITORING ALL THEIR SERVICES WITH THE NIGERIAN (EFCC).
MEANWHILE, YOU ARE ADVICE TO FOLLOW THE PROCEDURES OF THE BANK BECAUSE AS A BANK, THEY HAVE THEIR OWN LEGAL PROCEDURE WHICH WE HAVE EXAMINED AND FOUND OUT THAT IT IS A LEGAL WAY. SO FOLLOW THEIR INSTRUCTIONS WHILE YOU KEEP US UPDATED FOR MORE DETAILS.
YOU CAN CONTACT US WITH THIS NUMBER +1866 5....
THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.
ROBERT MUELLER.
WASHINGTON DC
ROOM,7367
J. EDGAR HOOVER FBI BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW
WASHINGTON, DC 20535
TELE : +1866 5....
E-mail:[email protected]
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_________________ No Coincidence
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�The only thing that will make this project not be success is if my late father gets up from death or if you decide not to partner us�-John Obi
"Go To Hell,you Small Tortoise,goat,dog And Devil.ha! Ha! Ha! Hoa! Hoa! Hoa! Furk Your Mother." - Chief Adolphus Wagbara |
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Agi Hammerthief
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 671
Location: .de
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Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:37 am |
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Montserrat
Top Level Domain (TLD): .ms |
nice try
and a happy belated 3rd V
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_________________ in gods we trust - all others pay cash
hug the trolls - maybe it will help them to stop being a worthless piece of trash
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V_V
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 72
Location: The Shadow Gallery
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Sun Jun 03, 2007 12:22 pm |
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Why thank you Agi. Keep plaguing those pesky dwarves will you. |
_________________ No Coincidence
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�The only thing that will make this project not be success is if my late father gets up from death or if you decide not to partner us�-John Obi
"Go To Hell,you Small Tortoise,goat,dog And Devil.ha! Ha! Ha! Hoa! Hoa! Hoa! Furk Your Mother." - Chief Adolphus Wagbara |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Sun Jun 03, 2007 2:01 pm |
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The FBI modality isn't new but the lads don't seem to use it often. I always find it fun to ask Mr Mueller how much of a cut he would like to back off, good old bribery. |
_________________ I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:03 pm |
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This is the FBI email that I received in February:
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New York Field Office
Federal Bureau of Investigation
26 Federal Plaza
New York, New York 10278
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION.
J. EDGAR. HOOVER BUILDING WASHINGTON D.C
2/2/2007
ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY,
Subject: Payment Guideline
This is to inform you that this office has been dully intervened on the release of your fund and we have mapped out to verified and investigate properly of Inheritance funds and Winning fund/ Contractors funds.
There is no need of wasting your time because from the meeting we helded yesterday with the Africa European Union Binin Republic, We all agreed that all forign contractors owned by Federal Republic Of Nigeria should be received there fund through there office in London or Coutonou but we still thank God that we still suceeded in paying some contractors in Japan and we are still praying that every contractors will received there fund on or before the end of this month.
This is to inform you that the office will contact you as soon as possible and to let you know that your file has been sumitted to the above office.
Please,Be aware of this any order contact from any bank should be ignore before you loose your fund.
Urgent get back to us.
Faithfully Yours,
FBI Director
Robert S. Mueller, III
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My contact with the 'FBI' ended after I sent them this:
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While I have the utmost the respect for your position, I am not happy with your change of policy.
You wrote: "This is to inform you that from the investigations we did on saturday evening when we received your mail and this morning been monday about your fund, you said is in Bank Of Africa in Bokinafaso which till now our Agent in Africa cannot trace it in that bank you said."
But in yesterday's message you wrote, "In a meteing with the managment of the Bank of Africa in Burkina Faso, It was resolvd that all foregn contractors owned by Federal Republic Of Nigeria should be payed there fund though that Bank".
Mr Mueller, from my childhood I was brought up to see the FBI as the most competent, and best-organised, law enforcement body in existence. What I am seeing now is total confusion!
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:13 pm |
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Wow...that is just so...unbelievably...BOLD! Not to mention stupid. Honestly, I had no idea that our FBI Director didn't speak English as a first language! Who'da thought?
But the best part is that this would indicate they are using this on real vics. One would hope that, if none of the other red flags were spotted by potential vics, this would be SO absurd as to clue in even the dumbest, greediest vic. One would hope, anyway.
Seems to me the best thing to do with these is to respond as if you find it utterly, completely believable! In fact, it should be the one thing that tips the scales for your baiter character, removing any doubt that this is a 100% risky free business deal. That oughta encourage the mugus to use this modality more often! |
_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:26 pm |
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Cachuma, when the FBI contacted me, I was on a sort of combined bait in which I was weaving together emails from Char1es S0lud0, O1usegun Obasanj0, and just about every other official who was writing to me.
At times I was confusing myself, as I argued one Lad against another. I acted as though I totally believed the 'FBI' but was getting contradictory advice from the EFCC and the Nigerian government... |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Raymond Luxury-Yacht
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 160
Location: Europe endless
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Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:57 am |
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V: I'm baiting FBI's Robert Mueller at the moment. He is an alter-ego of one of the Charles Soludos. A certain Mr. Willams Bello, pretending to work for the Central Bank, chopped Soludo's dolla. I am using Mr.Mueller's assistance to get my money back. |
_________________ <b>Williams Hills: </b>I want to say categorically without any fear of contradiction that I do not know exactly what you are saying.
<b>Rebbeca Steve: </b>You are a failure where ever you are. Mugu like you;you dont have money you dont help peopls,after what God has done for you,still you refused to pay your tithe to God,you will remain poor.
<b>Anthony Audu: </b>I am getting frustrated and confused because very soon my family will be out on the streets |
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V_V
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 72
Location: The Shadow Gallery
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Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:14 am |
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That helps Raymond, thanks - it must be one of my Soludos then... just have to figure out which one. Oh hell, I'll just slap all of them! |
_________________ No Coincidence
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�The only thing that will make this project not be success is if my late father gets up from death or if you decide not to partner us�-John Obi
"Go To Hell,you Small Tortoise,goat,dog And Devil.ha! Ha! Ha! Hoa! Hoa! Hoa! Furk Your Mother." - Chief Adolphus Wagbara |
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Psychedelic_Ni
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 Apr 2007
Posts: 60
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Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:09 am |
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You should tell them to stop shouting . Then get them to explain who it is . |
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