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 YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How do Holygan Mermaids give birth anyway? Lay eggs?

You should ask her.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 11:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Tricia wrote:
Wow. I suggest that Juan gets that "Baiting Guru" title replaced with "Daughter of a Mermaid" for this one.
Great stuff.


An excellent idea, although someone else gets credit for bringing it to the attention of someone who can't do it but knows somewhere to find someone who can. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 11:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

clapping clapping clapping to "someone", Eight, and whichever Admin helped Juan achieve his shiny new title! Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 2:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow! My very own title! Shocked What an honor! Laughing

I'd like to thank my agent, my producer, my parents, and of course Mrs. Linda Williams. And I must not forget Jere Eze, aka Michael Chukwu, for giving Ms. Williams my character's name and address. In parting I'd just like to say..... (What's that? Excuse me? Time's up already?) Goodnight, everyone!

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 4:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Great work!

OK, now we need someone to bait a phone lad claiming they want to buy a "Dane gun"! Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 4:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

absolutely best one I have read so far..
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I love how they cannot even comprehend the point of baiting. It's beautiful.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 1:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Once again I'm necro-ing my own thread to add an update about the gift that keeps on giving. My baits with all these characters have died off, but every once in a while Linda Williams just pops back into my life anyway, bless her! Laughing

This one came in on Saturday, totally out of the blue, from one of the email addresses my main lad had abandoned in June:

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Subject: WARD HARLOT

SHAMELESS *DELETED*,SHAMELESS ASS LICKER,SHAMELESS COCK SUCKER WHERE ARE YOU NOW?

WHY ARE YOU VERY HEARTHLESS TO FUCK AROUND?IS THAT THE REASON YOU KILLED YOUR HUSBAND?WOE BETIDE YOU.

I WILL NOT WRITE YOU AGAIN BECAUSE YOU HAVE A STINKING ASS.ANY TIME I OPENED YOUR MAIL,YOUR ASS WILL OOZE OUT CAUSING COUGH AND CATARRH TO ME.I CAUSED THE DAY YOU WERE BORN AND DOGS AND PIGS WILL EAT YOU.

YOU ARE AN ASSULT, DISGRACE TO WOMANHOOD?ARE YOU A HUMAN BEING OR SPIRIT?


Damn -- no dane guns or mermaids! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 1:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd opt for spirit and hit her with some "HOLY GHOST FIIIYAAAAAHH!" Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 6:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Truly wonderful rants, words of art. I love the way they add story to their threats, curses, insults; so much better than your mundane f*** u. To Red, I, too, was wondering what on earth could be insulting to be a daughter of a mermaid. I think it'd be kinda cool having a mermom Very Happy Great letters, Juan!

now i know why my week was so poo-poo--somebody's been clustering it!
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dumbass Mugette wrote:
ANY TIME I OPENED YOUR MAIL,YOUR ASS WILL OOZE OUT CAUSING COUGH AND CATARRH TO ME.

You should email her two or three times a day now.

This one just keeps on giving. It's like a mugu of the month club. Laughing

Nicely done Juan. Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I CAUSED THE DAY YOU WERE BORN
So it's her fault really. She says so. Please make sure she understands this in your next email... Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Juan, maybe you should reply saying you don't know what she is talking about. You just moved into the apartment and took over the email address. Confused Very Happy

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