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Septic
Not quite a Newb


Joined: 02 Apr 2007
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Location: Trying to keep a foothold on the planet!


PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 8:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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could you get back to me asap as we do not have the luxery of time at this point.i have asked you for certain critical details however i see you have been dancing around cycles and i'm afraid , i am lost as to what you have on your sleeves now.


I don't generally make a habit of taking the p**s out of someone's efforts with the English language - but Dr Uba's usage is pretty amusing. His limitations are obvious since he just doesn't twig the abrupt (if not downright abusive) nature of most of my replies to him.

This time I congratulated him and told him his mastery of the language was pretty unique. I then sent him an even bigger junkfile!

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Dark Spirit
Master of Master Baiters


Joined: 18 Mar 2007
Posts: 660
Location: In the Darkness


PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 8:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I dance around cycles every weekend Laughing Laughing and on my sleeves? well thats the green stuff from my nose Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Poison Ivy
419Eater is my life


Joined: 13 May 2007
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Location: England UK


PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 9:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I love it when they get their expressions mixed up.

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and i have told you severally and stop pulling my legs - [email protected] K3vin

you know the amount we are talking here is not a peanut .

U're a slot!!
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Malleus
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Joined: 17 May 2007
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Location: In my top secret hideout


PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 9:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Tell him the English language is like a game of two halves, his English is definitely not cricket and that your deal is in danger of disappearing up the creek if he keeps on driving you round the bend.

This scambaiting is like a mixed bag of rotten apples, very easy to put your foot in it. I'm sure he knows though that a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush. The question is, is he willing to go the whole 9 yards?
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Poison Ivy
419Eater is my life


Joined: 13 May 2007
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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 9:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

......and he musn't count his lucky chickens before they've hatched.

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and i have told you severally and stop pulling my legs - [email protected] K3vin

you know the amount we are talking here is not a peanut .

U're a slot!!
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rhinocoress
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Joined: 11 Apr 2007
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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 9:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

life gives you lemons, you have your cake and eat it too
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Malleus
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Joined: 17 May 2007
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Location: In my top secret hideout


PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 10:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

And remember he is at your beck and call, otherwise read him the riot act. Don't let him run amok, give him a short shrift and feed him a load of cock and bull or a load of codswallop.

If you have any problems just pass the buck, or take the mickey. Tell him your brain has gone because you're up the duff, give him hobsons choice - my way or the highway.

I bet he's keen as mustard anyway.

I don't even know what I just wrote, feed him some of that and you'll have him hook, line and sinker.
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thefife
"Mercedes Dealer"


Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken


PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Septic wrote:
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and i'm afraid , i am lost as to what you have on your sleeves now.


It wouldn't happen to be white & sticky would it? Confused

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Yastreb
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Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 7:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Aargh! Cliches! I hate them! I avoid them like the plague!

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Cachuma
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Joined: 04 May 2007
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Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw


PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 8:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I wait with baited breath to see whether you will fish or cut bait, or cut bait and run.

(Thought we could use some cliches about baiting!)

Razz

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Malleus
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Joined: 17 May 2007
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Location: In my top secret hideout


PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 8:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I already did 'hook, line and sinker.'
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Scoldflip
Hello I'm New here!


Joined: 08 May 2007
Posts: 5
Location: Secret Cave


PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 9:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The English language certainly is rocket surgery.

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Fat Old Catt
Master Baiter


Joined: 01 May 2007
Posts: 147
Location: Basking on a sunlit patio


PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ah, mixed clichés, I love those.

Some samples of this lad's eloquence would make excellent novelty song titles.

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Foss
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Joined: 18 May 2007
Posts: 170
Location: Somewhere, over the rainbow, way up high


PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 8:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A bird in the hand is worth a slap in the head...

oh hang on, that's not right.
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