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JoeTam
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Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Wed May 30, 2007 10:17 pm |
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http://nevadaappeal.com/article/20070530/NEWS/105300094
I tried to enlarge the pic, but I'm not that smart. Check out the article, and click on the pics. I was laughing my ass off! |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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Radden
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Joined: 26 Mar 2005
Posts: 1267
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Wed May 30, 2007 10:22 pm |
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Use a paintball gun to scare a bear if he comes into your yard. � Yell or blow a boat horn to let the bear know he's unwelcome in your yard. When he turns to run throw a rock at him
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remmy223
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Jun 2006
Posts: 1734
Location: butt f*** middle of nowhwere
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Posted:
Wed May 30, 2007 10:24 pm |
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oh shit
a caffeine addicted bear or was he off to recycle his plastic bottle |
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JoeTam
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Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Wed May 30, 2007 10:26 pm |
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When you're backpacking, rocks are your best friend. Along with screaming. Unless you like starving. (Food thieves)! Last resort is a dead run into the woods, preferably weaving downhill. I had a very large sow bear with 2 cubs instill Fear and Loathing into my very soul in Yosemite once. I was ready to jump into the lake and start swimming. Momma was quite upset! She sat on the shore until well after sundown. I was stuck on a rocky peninsula. I was reading the headlines in my head, "Packer mauled in Touloume Meadows". It makes you feel very much alive when your heartrate hits 200+ BPM. |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Wed May 30, 2007 11:29 pm |
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the article wrote: |
Screens are not bear proof. |
I sure am glad to learn that little tidbit |
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Connie L. Gus
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Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Thu May 31, 2007 12:01 am |
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Great video from still photos. Maybe I'll get my mugus to send me 78 photos.
I would not shoot a paintball gun at a bear unless the balls had pepper in them and then only from inside a Brink's truck. |
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Dark Spirit
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Mar 2007
Posts: 660
Location: In the Darkness
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Thu May 31, 2007 2:19 pm |
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3 golden rules to bear baiting:
1st rule,,,,,,,,,RUN in the opposite direction
2nd rule,,,,,,,,RUN FASTER still in the opposite direction
3rd rule,,,,,,, you won't get that far, by then the bear will be chewing on your ass but, remember, always be kind to nature |
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remmy223
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Jun 2006
Posts: 1734
Location: butt f*** middle of nowhwere
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Thu May 31, 2007 9:44 pm |
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4. carry a handgun capable of stopping the bear in its tracks |
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JoeTam
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Thu May 31, 2007 10:00 pm |
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5. Give it a Pepsi and some marshmallows laced with Propofol. Crawl back into sleeping bag. Forget anything ever happened. |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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remmy223
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Jun 2006
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Thu May 31, 2007 10:12 pm |
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but get from there when its wakes up with a bad head
and double quick
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Les Noise
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Mar 2006
Posts: 1098
Location: Behind the fridge
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Thu May 31, 2007 11:18 pm |
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6. Take somebody with you that can't run as fast as you. |
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JoeTam
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Fri Jun 01, 2007 12:09 am |
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^^^ A true Mountaineer! Running down the trail at 20 miles per hour! |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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justjay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 2412
Location: ~Data Miner & Esoteric Trivia Collecter~
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Fri Jun 01, 2007 4:10 am |
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I agree with Les Noise ^^
Having dealt with them in Montana (US), even that might not work to well. So have the other, slower person also wear bright colored clothes and strong perfume. |
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Les Noise
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Mar 2006
Posts: 1098
Location: Behind the fridge
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Fri Jun 01, 2007 7:42 am |
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So have the other, slower person also wear bright colored clothes and strong perfume. |
Pretty much describes my first wife.. Hmmm? Wonder why we parted company? |
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