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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 10:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

http://nevadaappeal.com/article/20070530/NEWS/105300094
I tried to enlarge the pic, but I'm not that smart. Check out the article, and click on the pics. I was laughing my ass off!

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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 10:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Use a paintball gun to scare a bear if he comes into your yard. Yell or blow a boat horn to let the bear know he's unwelcome in your yard. When he turns to run throw a rock at him

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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 10:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

oh shit

a caffeine addicted bear or was he off to recycle his plastic bottle

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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 10:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

When you're backpacking, rocks are your best friend. Along with screaming. Unless you like starving. (Food thieves)! Last resort is a dead run into the woods, preferably weaving downhill. I had a very large sow bear with 2 cubs instill Fear and Loathing into my very soul in Yosemite once. I was ready to jump into the lake and start swimming. Momma was quite upset! She sat on the shore until well after sundown. I was stuck on a rocky peninsula. I was reading the headlines in my head, "Packer mauled in Touloume Meadows". It makes you feel very much alive when your heartrate hits 200+ BPM.

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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 11:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

the article wrote:
Screens are not bear proof.


I sure am glad to learn that little tidbit Wink
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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 12:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Great video from still photos. Maybe I'll get my mugus to send me 78 photos.

I would not shoot a paintball gun at a bear unless the balls had pepper in them and then only from inside a Brink's truck.

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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

3 golden rules to bear baiting:

1st rule,,,,,,,,,RUN in the opposite direction Shocked

2nd rule,,,,,,,,RUN FASTER still in the opposite direction Shocked Shocked

3rd rule,,,,,,, you won't get that far, by then the bear will be chewing on your ass but, remember, always be kind to nature Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 9:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

4. carry a handgun capable of stopping the bear in its tracks

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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 10:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

5. Give it a Pepsi and some marshmallows laced with Propofol. Crawl back into sleeping bag. Forget anything ever happened.

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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 10:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Laughing Laughing
but get from there when its wakes up with a bad head

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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 11:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

6. Take somebody with you that can't run as fast as you. Cool

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 12:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ A true Mountaineer! Running down the trail at 20 miles per hour! Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 4:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I agree with Les Noise ^^


Having dealt with them in Montana (US), even that might not work to well. So have the other, slower person also wear bright colored clothes and strong perfume.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 7:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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So have the other, slower person also wear bright colored clothes and strong perfume.


Pretty much describes my first wife.. Hmmm? Wonder why we parted company? Cool

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