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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Reverend Heywood Yafyster.
Judge Buddy Muncher. |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Thu May 31, 2007 1:22 am |
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Russian model
Lighthouse keeper
Russian mobster
Sea Captain
US Airforce/Army Captain |
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Fake sites killed 1 x  9 x  3 x  168 X  
 - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Thu May 31, 2007 2:52 am |
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Priests
Pornstars
Scientists
Janitor
Aid worker
Excentric billionaire
CEO of Johnson Dildonics Corp.
Boxing promoter
And probably several others that I have since forgotten. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu May 31, 2007 2:56 am |
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Archaeologist
Magazine Owner
Guyman
Pastor |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris  Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin  Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2  5k miles  x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc   Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Zorro
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 377
Location: In levitation
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Thu May 31, 2007 4:19 am |
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Dealer in alluvial gold
Smuggler
Gun runner
Buddhist Monk
Young very pretty woman with lot's and lot's of money
Stupid old man with lot's and lot's of money |
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Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop
There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes, you know he's crooked.
The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once. |
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firehouse5
Palm Wino Aficionado
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 4953
Location: swimming in Ogogoro
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Thu May 31, 2007 12:11 pm |
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unemployed illegal immigrant.
unemployed legal immigrant.
unemployed.
unemployable.
semi-permanent medical leave of absence. |
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Has a scammer sent you a bank account? please report it to any moderator using the private message function.
GO PREMIUM!
   Oct2004-Oct2016 12 years but Cheat alert: many silent months!
 dozens Not as many piggies as you.
The details you sent do not match, check your records and reply immediate. I have forced to wait in office for two hours with out eating |
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thedevguy67
Moderator
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 14513
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Thu May 31, 2007 8:18 pm |
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Bishop Howard Stern, Blumpkin Lake Church
Tom Ciaprano, Teabagger or Owner, Cleveland Steamers FC |
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GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
     
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Jun 01, 2007 1:01 am |
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Puq
Queen of the pussycats
Joined: 09 Jun 2005
Posts: 174
Location: UK
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Fri Jun 01, 2007 1:50 am |
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My fave role -
An eccentric old lady, in exile  from the French Revolution survivors pogrom  complete with chateau and vineyards.
Translation - Mrs Tooth Fairy |
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FUCK U, FUCK UR PAPA FUCK YA MAMA!SAY THANKS ,IDIOT.i have told u not to bother me aagain or have i not.....foolish idiot.I have another person that will help us do this and it is non of YA FUCKING BUSINESS.ASS HOLE. |
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Fat Old Catt
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 May 2007
Posts: 147
Location: Basking on a sunlit patio
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Fri Jun 01, 2007 2:48 am |
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Given that I am currently baiting as Willow Rosenberg, I usually just say "witch" and none of the lads seem to bat an eye. |
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My momma always said, "Forrest, life is like a box of chocolates... SO PIG OUT! HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! |
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Herb Sewell
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Aug 2006
Posts: 406
Location: Atascadero State Hospital for the Criminally Insane
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Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:39 am |
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I manufacture a facial creme. |
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Mr Bogus
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Aug 2005
Posts: 457
Location: South Africa
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Sun Jun 03, 2007 2:56 am |
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Master Baiter for a bait shop ....
Owner of a Baiting shop ....
Most of the time i dont even bother telling them , and they usually dont care |
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"You are a fool.I will like you to provide your naked picture holding your dick" ..Mr Lantey
"Actually, this transaction is absolute real and risk free and does not relate to any breach of law or proceed from drugs."... Eric
"in our land here we say that someone who wanted to catch a monkey will do like a monkey as far as my penis is in his hand i had to take it esay with him so that he will not be drawing it to the extend that it may cut".. Eric
"as long as you dont have them put a Callum bum in my sig"
 (<-- just what you wished for!)
"now if i had a pink pony in my sig , then i would have something to worry about"
*Watch this space and worry* |
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Fat Old Catt
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 May 2007
Posts: 147
Location: Basking on a sunlit patio
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Sun Jun 03, 2007 3:28 am |
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I have also started baiting as Augustus Maximus, the CEO of Brickbrain Industries. |
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My momma always said, "Forrest, life is like a box of chocolates... SO PIG OUT! HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! |
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sgreenstreet
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2003
Posts: 659
Location: Upstate New York
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Sun Jun 03, 2007 4:41 am |
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I used to play a gay nightclub owner from Toledo, Ohio.
Then for awhile I played a spindle polisher.
hen I discovered that the lads don't really care -- simply stating US citizenship implied incomprehensible wealth and ignorance. So I stopped stating a profession unless they ask. Don't ask, don't tell.
When I'm feeling very cheeky, I claim to be a guyman... |
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Life is worth tried,as all lizard lay postrated unknowing the one that has a stomach itch. -Al hassan salisu
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macweasel
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 19 May 2007
Posts: 87
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Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:30 am |
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Had a good chuckle at some of those job descriptions
Maybe - up and coming footballer or promoter / manger might be a good idea?
The lads usually love football and you can get them off script
Don't know about football? just log on to bbc or sky sports and repeat any old bits of news you see - worked for me (my lad was a Chelsea fan) |
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breadcrumb
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 2075
Location: On my knees, licking floors together with TSnerd
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Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:40 am |
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Retired army officer (used that in a military kind of scam. Boy, did I slap that bastard around  well....his own fault for being "only" enlisted personal and trying to be snotty to a former officer  )
Reverend of several churches
Nigerian Space agency employee seeking astronauts
Filthy rich man with no brains.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart VIII (profession: composer of course)
Great nagus of Ferenginar
I hope I remembered all of them |
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I´d vote for Don or TS but Lotta, Juan and sheboppe are the best! But the squirrel still sucks on the buttons *g*
"your papa, i do you ok, you do fuck your self off goodday" Hitman lad to Usm4an B3ll0
"fuck you and your mumu family for ever andv ever, you go die for bicycle accident this year" Hitman to Usm4n B3ll0
"once again thank you for the disappointment and arranged confussion." Barrister Ise
"Do you said am stupid" lad posing as Mike Pence
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Malleus
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 17 May 2007
Posts: 76
Location: In my top secret hideout
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Tue Jun 05, 2007 12:23 pm |
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I'm going to be Manfred von Richthofen this week.
The Red Baron. |
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spoilsport
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 200
Location: Behind my laptop
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Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:45 pm |
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Freelance photographer, specialized in wars like Iraq and so on.
I tried one bait as a weapons dealer for a Liberian general, but i don't think I should have mentioned that maybe I sold that general some weapons....I never heard from the guy after my first reply... 
Just getting my feet wet, still thinking of new, "exciting" jobs...
Spoiler |
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Poison Ivy
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 351
Location: England UK
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Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:35 pm |
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Best one for me so far was Show dog, I giggle at inappropriate moments thinking of that one! |
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and i have told you severally and stop pulling my legs - Cl@ri K3vin
you know the amount we are talking here is not a peanut .
U're a slot!! |
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Iwan Zukmiov
Master Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2007
Posts: 112
Location: way below sea level
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Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:54 pm |
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Nice thread..
Well still working on my first bait... I have told my lad I was currently an Art Director (which was actually the only thing I didn't lie about... but I also told him my dream of live was becoming a Snake Wrangler on my own snake farm in Nicuragua specialised in breeding the Serpi3nte una 0jo les P4ntal0nes which is bogus Spanish for the one eyed trouser snake... he did not found out and was fooled easily... life is just too fun with lads |
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Make him feel like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:04 am |
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Photomodel with an incredible likeness to Sophie Monk (formerly looked like one of the Olsen twins, or Hudson Leick).
Linked to that persona are her brother (an officer serving in the SASR) and a Priest of Odin.
Retired US Marine Corps Captain who usually looks just like Nathan Fillion, though recently more like Phil Keoghan of The Amazing Race.
Linked to that persona are his girlfriend Inara and faithful mechanic Kaylee. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5   x2 x 246 
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:15 am |
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Today I have mostly been Ron Jeremy - Marketing Director for Knobgobbler Nameplates PLC. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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Nick L Cadmium
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 166
Location: Lying in the arms of Mary
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:02 pm |
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I've been a
Rich playboy on a private yacht
Military policeman in a high security, top secret prison
Adult toy manufacturer
Unemployed, blind paraplegic with a brain tumour and a dying mother to support
The lad still tried to rip off the last one, no matter how appallingly sad I made the character.
Next I'll be a security/ riot control product manufacturer, I think.
Off to the surplus list for me...... |
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It will be better if you can give me your mother to have some nice sex with her - Mosola Mickelson
TO HELL WITH YOU MR. MACK TRUQUE WHAT A HOPELESS ANIMAL YOU ARE - Susan Yehuda
MONEY TALKS BULL-SHIRT WORKS - Mrs Angel Macathy (orphanage scambag) |
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