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JoeTam
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Joined: 16 Nov 2005
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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 12:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Reverend Heywood Yafyster.
Judge Buddy Muncher.

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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's [email protected]
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru


Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat


PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 1:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Russian model
Lighthouse keeper
Russian mobster
Sea Captain
US Airforce/Army Captain

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Pith Helmet - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
Pith Helmet - Steve - Lagos to Accra
Pith Helmet - Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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YeaWhatever
unimaginable bastard pig
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Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair


PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Priests
Pornstars
Scientists
Janitor
Aid worker
Excentric billionaire
CEO of Johnson Dildonics Corp.
Boxing promoter

And probably several others that I have since forgotten.

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jojobean
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Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Archaeologist
Magazine Owner
Guyman
Pastor

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Zorro
419Eater is my life


Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 377
Location: In levitation


PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 4:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dealer in alluvial gold
Smuggler
Gun runner
Buddhist Monk
Young very pretty woman with lot's and lot's of money
Stupid old man with lot's and lot's of money

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firehouse5
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Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 4851
Location: swimming in Ogogoro


PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 12:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

unemployed illegal immigrant.
unemployed legal immigrant.
unemployed.
unemployable.
semi-permanent medical leave of absence.

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thedevguy67
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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 8:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Bishop Howard Stern, Blumpkin Lake Church
Tom Ciaprano, Teabagger or Owner, Cleveland Steamers FC

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Corona
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Joined: 21 Sep 2006
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 1:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I forgot that I am the brother to this rich small breasted lady.

Brother is a contractor. Smile

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Puq
Queen of the pussycats


Joined: 09 Jun 2005
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 1:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My fave role -

An eccentric old lady, in exile Very Happy from the French Revolution survivors pogrom Shocked complete with chateau and vineyards.

Translation - Mrs Tooth Fairy

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FUCK U, FUCK UR PAPA FUCK YA MAMA!SAY THANKS ,IDIOT.i have told u not to bother me aagain or have i not.....foolish idiot.I have another person that will help us do this and it is non of YA FUCKING BUSINESS.ASS HOLE.
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Fat Old Catt
Master Baiter


Joined: 01 May 2007
Posts: 147
Location: Basking on a sunlit patio


PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 2:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Given that I am currently baiting as Willow Rosenberg, I usually just say "witch" and none of the lads seem to bat an eye. Very Happy

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My momma always said, "Forrest, life is like a box of chocolates... SO PIG OUT! HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
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Herb Sewell
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Joined: 19 Aug 2006
Posts: 406
Location: Atascadero State Hospital for the Criminally Insane


PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I manufacture a facial creme.
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Mr Bogus
419Eater is my life


Joined: 15 Aug 2005
Posts: 457
Location: South Africa


PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 2:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Master Baiter for a bait shop ....
Owner of a Baiting shop ....


Most of the time i dont even bother telling them , and they usually dont care

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"as long as you dont have them put a Callum bum in my sig"
(<-- just what you wished for!)

"now if i had a pink pony in my sig , then i would have something to worry about"
*Watch this space and worry*
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Fat Old Catt
Master Baiter


Joined: 01 May 2007
Posts: 147
Location: Basking on a sunlit patio


PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 3:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have also started baiting as Augustus Maximus, the CEO of Brickbrain Industries.

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My momma always said, "Forrest, life is like a box of chocolates... SO PIG OUT! HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
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sgreenstreet
Master of Master Baiters


Joined: 23 Dec 2003
Posts: 647
Location: Upstate New York


PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 4:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I used to play a gay nightclub owner from Toledo, Ohio.

Then for awhile I played a spindle polisher.

hen I discovered that the lads don't really care -- simply stating US citizenship implied incomprehensible wealth and ignorance. So I stopped stating a profession unless they ask. Don't ask, don't tell.

When I'm feeling very cheeky, I claim to be a guyman...

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Mortar x15
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macweasel
Wannabe Baiter


Joined: 19 May 2007
Posts: 87


PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Had a good chuckle at some of those job descriptions

Maybe - up and coming footballer or promoter / manger might be a good idea?

The lads usually love football and you can get them off script

Don't know about football? just log on to bbc or sky sports and repeat any old bits of news you see - worked for me (my lad was a Chelsea fan)
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breadcrumb
Licking Dirty Floors


Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 2075
Location: On my knees, licking floors together with TSnerd


PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top


Retired army officer (used that in a military kind of scam. Boy, did I slap that bastard around Laughing Laughing well....his own fault for being "only" enlisted personal and trying to be snotty to a former officer Wink Laughing )
Reverend of several churches
Nigerian Space agency employee seeking astronauts
Filthy rich man with no brains.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart VIII (profession: composer of course)
Great nagus of Ferenginar

I hope I remembered all of them Wink

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"once again thank you for the disappointment and arranged confussion." Barrister Ise
"Do you said am stupid" lad posing as Mike Pence
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Malleus
Not quite a Newb


Joined: 17 May 2007
Posts: 76
Location: In my top secret hideout


PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 12:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm going to be Manfred von Richthofen this week.

The Red Baron.
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spoilsport
Master Baiter


Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 200
Location: Behind my laptop


PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Freelance photographer, specialized in wars like Iraq and so on.

I tried one bait as a weapons dealer for a Liberian general, but i don't think I should have mentioned that maybe I sold that general some weapons....I never heard from the guy after my first reply... Twisted Evil

Just getting my feet wet, still thinking of new, "exciting" jobs...Smile

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Poison Ivy
419Eater is my life


Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 351
Location: England UK


PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Best one for me so far was Show dog, I giggle at inappropriate moments thinking of that one!

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Iwan Zukmiov
Master Baiter


Joined: 31 May 2007
Posts: 112
Location: way below sea level


PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice thread..

Well still working on my first bait... I have told my lad I was currently an Art Director (which was actually the only thing I didn't lie about... but I also told him my dream of live was becoming a Snake Wrangler on my own snake farm in Nicuragua specialised in breeding the Serpi3nte una 0jo les P4ntal0nes which is bogus Spanish for the one eyed trouser snake... he did not found out and was fooled easily... life is just too fun with lads

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Yastreb
Demented Opportunist


Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 15093
Location: Leading my wolf pack


PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Photomodel with an incredible likeness to Sophie Monk (formerly looked like one of the Olsen twins, or Hudson Leick).

Linked to that persona are her brother (an officer serving in the SASR) and a Priest of Odin.

Retired US Marine Corps Captain who usually looks just like Nathan Fillion, though recently more like Phil Keoghan of The Amazing Race.

Linked to that persona are his girlfriend Inara and faithful mechanic Kaylee.

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"I aim to misbehave."

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Slightlyoutofit
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Location: Foraging for Nuts.


PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Today I have mostly been Ron Jeremy - Marketing Director for Knobgobbler Nameplates PLC.

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Nick L Cadmium
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Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 166
Location: Lying in the arms of Mary


PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've been a

Rich playboy on a private yacht
Military policeman in a high security, top secret prison
Adult toy manufacturer
Unemployed, blind paraplegic with a brain tumour and a dying mother to support

The lad still tried to rip off the last one, no matter how appallingly sad I made the character.

Next I'll be a security/ riot control product manufacturer, I think.

Off to the surplus list for me......

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