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 Worst english I've ever encountered

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genericname
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Joined: 15 May 2007
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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 5:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Recently received:
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Dearest Beloved in Christ,

How are you and your family? Hope Fine.

I am Joy Camara. from adbijan. And i am a Deaf and Blood cancer. i Got your information in internet site. I was married to Late Cheif William Camara who was a contractor with the government of adbijan before he died after few months now in the hospital over a family witch craft attack for the acts of jealousy of his wealth.

I like to inform you after our 3days crusde we did in our church last week and the spirit of God told me i should contact you and handly over money into your hand as i have no child who can inherit it when i die.

This is the worst English I've ever seen from a lad in a first email. It almost like I've already got him off his script. Anyone got worse first emails?

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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 5:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've seen a lot and that is pretty bad. My favourite is:

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i am a Deaf and Blood cancer


That is one of the best statements ever.

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MeadowLark
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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 6:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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our 3days crusde we did in our church

Oh, the possibilities for questions...

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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 6:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

LOL Laughing

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he died after few months now in the hospital over a family witch craft attack for the acts of jealousy of his wealth


eye of newt killed him...

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Bucky
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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 6:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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And i am a Deaf


Give her your K7 number and tell her to give you a call.

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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 7:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sounds like a good lad to keep busy sending back to look at the dictionary:-)
I would hate to think that any egregious behaviour on your part would
lead to a dispeptic state of compunction and thereby lead to a retrograde
perambulation on the part of laddo.

You could also run your replies through Babelfish (english -> greek ->
english) which will mangle it to the level laddo is totally lost.

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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 10:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
handly over money


Are you bai-diddly-aiting Ned Flanders?
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